STUFF 'N THINGS

PG13

Disclaimer: I no own Naruto. Which is sad. Sorta.

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How You Scare Zetsu (take plan B)

Zetsu: I'm so hungry…-looks into kitchen-

Tobi: -pops into doorway- HI, ZETSU-SAN!

Zetsu: AH!

Tobi: Did Tobi finally scare you?!

Zetsu: No…You just startled me. That's all.

Tobi: Darn it.

Zetsu: You just can't scare me, Tobi. -turns to walk away-

Tobi: -screams-

Zetsu: -turns back around- WT—TOBI?!

Tobi: -blood spurting out of his chest with a knife in it- Zetsu…san…Help…Tobi…-falling onto his knees-

Zetsu: ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! OoO

Tobi: Ugh…

Zetsu: ZOMG! TOBI, YOU'RE DYING! -starts turning around in circles looking panic-stricken-

Tobi: -starts laughing- Tobi can't scare you, huh?

Zetsu: THAT'S NOT FUNNY, TOBI!!

Tobi: It's a fake knife and fake blood, Zetsu-san.

Zetsu: I DON'T CARE! THAT WAS CRUEL!!

Tobi: Well…Tobi is an S-class criminal…

Zetsu: You're horrible! -stomping off-

Tobi: What did you expect from Tobi?! A bunny attack? Wait…WAIT! Zetsu-san! DON'T OPEN YOUR DOO—

Zetsu: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tobi: Bunny attack was the next thing on Tobi's list…

Zetsu: THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!!! -runs past with a bunny biting his ear and several bunnies chasing him-

Tobi: They don't eat people, Zetsu-san! They eat…plants…oh…

Zetsu: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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