STUFF 'N THINGS
PG13
Disclaimer: I no own Naruto. Which is sad. Sorta.
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How You Scare Zetsu (take plan B)
Zetsu: I'm so hungry…-looks into kitchen-
Tobi: -pops into doorway- HI, ZETSU-SAN!
Zetsu: AH!
Tobi: Did Tobi finally scare you?!
Zetsu: No…You just startled me. That's all.
Tobi: Darn it.
Zetsu: You just can't scare me, Tobi. -turns to walk away-
Tobi: -screams-
Zetsu: -turns back around- WT—TOBI?!
Tobi: -blood spurting out of his chest with a knife in it- Zetsu…san…Help…Tobi…-falling onto his knees-
Zetsu: ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! OoO
Tobi: Ugh…
Zetsu: ZOMG! TOBI, YOU'RE DYING! -starts turning around in circles looking panic-stricken-
Tobi: -starts laughing- Tobi can't scare you, huh?
Zetsu: THAT'S NOT FUNNY, TOBI!!
Tobi: It's a fake knife and fake blood, Zetsu-san.
Zetsu: I DON'T CARE! THAT WAS CRUEL!!
Tobi: Well…Tobi is an S-class criminal…
Zetsu: You're horrible! -stomping off-
Tobi: What did you expect from Tobi?! A bunny attack? Wait…WAIT! Zetsu-san! DON'T OPEN YOUR DOO—
Zetsu: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tobi: Bunny attack was the next thing on Tobi's list…
Zetsu: THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!!! -runs past with a bunny biting his ear and several bunnies chasing him-
Tobi: They don't eat people, Zetsu-san! They eat…plants…oh…
Zetsu: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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