As I said in the last chapter, this chapter is unedited so all mistakes are mine. I'm sorry if this spoils your reading pleasure but I did the best I could.

Sara xxx


Sebastian knew something was going on. He had seen Santana talking to Rachel and Mercedes after school. He'd also seen her with Artie who seemed had been showing her some sort of gadget.

"What's going on Satan?" Sebastian lent against the locker next to hers.

"Well Slick, I'm placing my books into my locker and then I'm going to stare at your ex's sweet ass for the next hour and a half at Cheerios practice. Then I shall spend the rest of my day doing deliciously sinful things to Brittany, want to watch?"

"You think you're so smart, but you're not as stealthy as you like to think Lopez. You might fool this bunch of morons here, but where I come from, you're an amateur. So let me break this down." Sebastian straightens up and looks her in the eye, "You're collecting info from a number of people around school. You most certainly have a recording device tape to your chest. So my guess is you're either going to try blackmailing someone or you're gathering proof of something shady happening and are trying to help someone. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt seeing as you are Kurt's friend and say the later. Now my next puzzle is who you are trying to help? That's a more difficult one to figure out but yet again I have two choices."

Santana sucks in her cheeks, "Well as fascinating as your little conspiracy theory is, I've got to go shake my ass with the other beautiful people..."

Sebastian places a hand on her shoulder, "Not just yet." Santana stops moving, "You're either trying to help Brittany or Kurt. Yet again I go for the later seeing as you're doing anything you can to avoid this conversation with me."

"Look Slick this has been great but you have no idea what you're going on about, so run along and find Thing one and two before they leave you here and you have to use public transport like the common people."

Santana goes to walk past him as he speaks again, "My father is a politician, I've seen all sorts of things go on when it comes to gathering info on a person to use against them. I know when something is off and I know you're trying to do whatever this is on your own. But if I'm right and someone is going after Kurt than I want every bit of info you've got."

Santana went to speak but Sebastian cut her off, "No Santana, this isn't a game you're playing. If you fuck it up the consequences are far more serious. So forget Cheerios practice, you and me are going to go to your place and you will tell me everything you know."

Santana tried to stare Sebastian down but realizing the look of determination in his eyes she relented, "Come than, if coach gets pissed I'm throwing you under the bus got it."

Sebastian follows her out to the car park, "Okay which piece of junk is yours?"

Santana turns and glares at him, "Not all of us have a rich daddy to buy us shiny new cars for our birthdays, so if my crap car isn't good enough for you then walk asshole."

Sebastian looked at the ground, "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, it was a joke."

"Yeah well when a rich kid makes a joke about our lack of money we take offence, so you may want to watch those comments around here from now on."

Santana leads him to her car and Sebastian is shocked to see a new Mini Cooper Coupe, "Sorry it's not some beat up old truck but unlike the stereotype you've got in your head, my parents work hard for what we have and save hard for what we want. As soon as I was old enough I got a part-time job working at one of Mr Hummel's garages, which lead to a sweet deal on this baby. So close your mouth get in the car and we can go"


Kurt slammed the front door as he entered the house, throwing his keys on the coffee table as he thumped down on the couch. Hunter and Blaine both looked at him from where they sat on the floor in front of Finn's XBox.

"What?" Kurt snapped at the two.

"For starters, don't take your bad mood out on me and Blaine and secondly what are we meant to do with you banging about and throwing things, pretend nothing's happening? Cause I get the feeling if we'd ignored you, you'd be pissed off about that too." Hunter picked up a controller and turned back to the TV screen.

Kurt rolled his eyes and huffed, "Sorry, I've just had a really shitty day and to cap it of Santana didn't turn up for practice which Coach blamed me for, along with every mistake the others made. Quinn just kept being a bitch, pointing out to anyone that would listen that when she was Head no-one skipped practice and how she would call for extra practices when we started a new routine."

Hunter paused the game and went and sat by Kurt, "Look Pip, I'm sorry for our part in your shitty day. As for the rest I can't really do much about that. Quinn, you should just ignore, if she was that great she'd still be Head, so what she's spouting is bullshit. But I do think that Coach of yours is insane and needs some down time in a secure facility somewhere far, far away from sane people."

Kurt started laughing as he hugged Hunter, "I love you Merry."

"I love you too Pippin."

"Awww, that's so sweet."

Both Kurt and Hunter threw a cushion at Blaine, "Hey, that's not nice."

Kurt suddenly notice that someone was missing, "Where's Sebastian?"

Hunter looked at Blaine, "We actually thought he'd snuck in to watch you practice. He got kinda flustered when he found out you were a cheerleader. You know how his mind works."

Kurt started to smile as his mind started to wonder and Hunter started to laugh, "Oh my god, you're both as bad as each other."

Blaine looked a little confused, "Does this mean you're ready to forgive him?"

Kurt thought for a couple of seconds before answering, "You know what, I think I am. So you've really got no idea where he is then?"

"No." Both boys replied.

Kurt got up from his seat, "Okay, I'll blast him a text before I shower and change. See you both in a bit."

Kurt left the room and headed upstairs. Hunter returned to his seat next to Blaine and turned to him, "Thank god that's over , now all we have to put up with them all over each other for the next few weeks."

Santana parked her car and lead Sebastian towards her house, "So Slick remember you're in Lima heights, so keep your smartass remarks to yourself or you'll get your ass kicked."

Sebastian took a quick look around, "You do realize that this is not actually Lima heights?"

"Actually it is. It's just the better end." Santana carried on walking into the house.

Sebastian entered the house behind her, "So what's going on?"

Santana gestured for Sebastian to sit, "Look at the moment I've got no solid proof. All I know is Quinn is up to something involving Kurt and Sam. One thing I'm sure of is Sam knows everything and isn't being tricked into it."

"What makes you think all this then?" Sebastian takes a seat waiting for her to answer.

"I may have asked the girls to keep an eye open after Quinn threw her tantrum and got kicked out of Glee. So far she's been seen taking snapshots of Kurt from a distance. And later today Barbra and Aretha spotted her showing Sam the pictures. That's when it clicked with me that every time she'd been seen taking pics Kurt was always talking to or near Sam."

"Okay I can see how you'd be suspicious. So what do you think she's up to?"

"Like I said I'm not sure, but my first guess would have been that she was going to get Jewfro to do a story on Kurt and Sam being in a relationship."

"Ahh the Perez Hilton of McKinley."

"He'd like to think his is. But I had a little chat with him about his tape thingy I found in his locker. Turns out that after he did his research for his big exposé Quinn wanted to give him, he decided not to go ahead with the story."

Sebastian looked confused, "Why? That would have been quite a story for him."

"Turns out he wants to be a proper journalist when he grows up and pissing of the people who in the future will own the company that owns two major newspapers as well as several magazines could get a guy blacklisted. Even I didn't realize how many pies the Claringtons dabbled in til Jewfro started to list them. Those two boys go beyond rich."

"Yeah it's a big group and I think the guy used what little brains he's actually got, shame he doesn't realize that his action before he knew about Kurt may of already done the damage he hopes to avoid. So Quinn is trying to find another way of getting to Kurt?"

"Yep and I don't know what. Sam's not gay, so I don't think he's gold digging."

"That wouldn't explain Quinn's involvement anyway."

"I'm going to say blackmail. Quinn could talk Sam into taking one for the team and then blackmail Kurt with a sex tape?"

"We may not be together properly at the moment but Kurt would never cheat on me, so no to the sex tape. We need to look at the pictures, can you get access to her laptop or phone?"

"She won't let me touch her stuff, but she might let Britt borrow them."

"Good, set something up then me and you can figure this out."

"Ohh, you're so 007. Does that make me your Bond girl?" Santana purred.

"As long as you're not expecting me to fuck you, you can be anything you want as long as we get our hands on those pictures. Can I call you Pussy?"

After Santana had slapped Sebastian they spent the next hour figuring out a plan to get their hands on Quinn's pictures, when near on simultaneously both their phones signaled that they had a text. "Oh shit your girlfriends pissed at me for missing practice."

Santana looked up at a now beaming Sebastian, "You've got the look of someone that's on a promise, don't tell me The Ice Maiden is starting to melt?"

"He wants to go to dinner to talk."

"Wow, who'd have thought Lady was that good in bed, that the offer of a dinner date puts a smile like that on your face. Maybe I should come with, to see what your face looks like when he offers to put out?"

"Not going to happen bitch." Sebastian pulls Santana up and starts to drag her to the door.

"Hey, don't manhandle me."

Sebastian let's go, "Sorry, I really need to get home."

"And you need a ride?" Santana smiles.

"Yes so move it."

"Yeah but I'm feeling sooooo tired." Santana starts to stretch and fake yawn.

" Look ,I'll buy one of those iced coffee things you like to drink on the way." Sebastian waggles his eyebrows at her.

"Make a large one and one of those fancy pastries form that fancy bakery Kurt loves to take Britt too for their tea party thing they do."

"If it gets you moving any faster I'll buy you two of everything." Sebastian pleaded.

Santana thought for a moment then shot out the door and towards her car yelling as she went, "Deal Slick. Come on move your ass before Kurt changes his mind and they run out of Macaroons."