Disclaimers: Naruto don't belong to me. If it did I probably wouldn't be writing this...just saying.

This story is about seven crazy, wild teen girls (Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Temari, Matsuri, Karin) as best friends doing the craziest of things that friends would do together. Their dares are crazy, their 'fun time' is insane and their games are insanely crazy. (Couples that may eventually happen are: SasuSaku, InoSai, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, GaaraMatsu, KarinSuigetsu.)

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"Act like Velma from Scooby doo, you got to dress up like her and all that shit, hope you have an orange sweater." Matsuri announced her second task to Temari. She just really wanted to see Temari in a Velma outfit, plus she thought it would be hilarious to watch her acting like the character to.

"What! But...awe...ok fine but I dare you to act like Daphne." Temari smirked she knew Matsuri don't like backing down from a dare, except if it would hurt her or anyone she cared about.

Sakura pointed an excited finger at Hinata who looked at her with fear and she dared the raven hair girl. "Act like a Vampire for the day." Sakura grinned when Hinata pouted but the raven hair girl wasn't going down alone. "Well you have to act like an emo for the day." Sakura nod excitedly at the idea but really it was just the excitement, if she was her normal self she'd totally refuse.

"Tenten, be a..." Karin started but was cut off by the brunette she was going to dare. "Oh no you don't, you be silent for the day or at least till I say you can talk...it's a dare."

Ino laughed wickedly and rushed her words so the brunet couldn't stop her. "Be chocolate monster for the day!" Ino grinned and giggled, she was always the one to make Tenten go crazy.

Chocolate crazy that is.

"Ino you know what happens jezzz you're just putting us in danger." Hinata scold dramatically, Tenten needed her chocolate but when she had too much she could be just as crazy.

"Ooopsy." Ino faked but Tenten wasn't letting her get away with that.

"Ino be ugly for today. No makeup. No hairstyling, don't even brush it, comb it or pass your hand through it...you know what just make it go wild...wear unstylish clothes that don't match and a pair of beat out, old, possibly smelly shoes." Tenten was satisfied with herself when Ino's eyes went wide.

"No way that's unfair, just when I got Sai, now I'll have to avoid him...again." Ino complained but no one took her seriously.

...

The girls went home to get into character for their dares and well Temari her task. She was satisfied she got all her friends involved without breaking a sweat. Temari had an orange long sleeve jersey and her burgundy skirts wasn't as short as Velma's but it was a little above her knee.

She borrowed Kankuro's non-proscribed glasses that were apparently in style and look similar to Velma's. She borrowed a pair of burgundy flats from Hinata and a pair of orange sucks from Ino.

Matsuri was in luck, she got the whole Daphne costume from Ino even a wig. That was Ino's Halloween costume back when Scooby doo was popular and had now come out.

Hinata had shocked them all; the girl looked like a real vampire and her pale skin help allot. She had red lipstick on with lots of liner, her black, laced dress was short and reached mid thigh. Her booths reached her knees and she wore fish net stockings and gloves that reached her elbows. She even had a black buckle choker/collar on with fake fangs in her mouth.

"Dame you guys sure know how to get into character." Sakura walked up to her friends, she wore a pink and black short dress with frills and layers and punk booths. Her hair in two pony tails and her bangs pulled to the left side covering her eye. Her eyeliner very heavy and a choker/collar around her neck just like Hinata's except it was pink.

"Your one to talk." Tenten came up behind her wearing normal clothes, but her top had 'I luv Chocolate' on it. Karin also had on normal clothes but a black bandana tied around her neck covering her mouth.

Ino appeared next to them messed up. She wore green and black stockings with blue shoes; her hair knotted and looked like an uncontrollable frizz ball. Her dress orange and her sleeves jacket bright pink. The belt around her waist a purple and her dark circles under her eyes where showing.

"Who the hell are you?" Sakura asked in a serious tone, Ino didn't look like herself at all.

"Ha ha very funny emo girl." Ino scold scrunching up her face, she was annoyed to extreme lengths by now.

"Holy shit Ino! You look horrible!" Sakura shouted, Tenten pulled a chocolate out and began to eat it so that she wouldn't laugh at Sakura's comment to further annoy the blonde; Karin stifled a giggle and hides her grin behind her bandana.

"Jinkies I got an idea, whoever brakes out of character gets kick in the butt." Temari imitated Velma the best she could, she even pushed her glasses up her nose.

"Oh that's a great idea Tem, now I wish I could give you a makeover Ino, I have everything in my purse, if only Fred could see me." Matsuri made dreamy face thinking about 'her' Fred and that means a certain red head guy. She really needed to improve her Daphne but for now the others would let it slid.

"Yes darling perfect just perfect." Hinata did her best impression on count Dracula and her accent came out just fine. The other girls just stared.

"Like seriously are you bad at anything?" Karin smirked when Hinata's face turned bright red from embarrassment.

"Enough, let us start this little game already!" Ino huffed out.

...

"Don't you think you 'kids' are a little too early for 'Halloween'?" A blonde girl and her two other friends laughed at the group. Sakura sighed emotionally but deep inside she'd like to rip the shits to pieces. Karin scold inwardly at the girls knowing she couldn't talk but she was glad she could glare at them.

"Jinkies they are properly not smart enough for our time come gang let's just go." Temari rolled her eyes at the girls in annoyance.

Hinata sneered at them like a vampire would sneer which made the girls laugh even more at them.

"Fuck off assholes!" Ino screamed out losing her temper.

"Says the ugly one." One of the girls called out to Ino glaring. Tenten now hyper from eating her sixth chocolate turned slowly to look at the bitches. She had an evil glint in her eyes which send shivers up their spines. "She said fuck off you morons!" Tenten stepped forward letting out an evil aura from her very being.

The bitches backed off and ran away in fear. "Ha ha way to go Tenny." Ino high fived Tenten and tried her best not to smoothen her hair and put on chop stick on her dry lips.

...

Naruto's eyes fell out of his head when he saw Hinata, he felt hot all over, even down there. When her eyes meet his she blushed deeply. "Hinata_chan!" He screamed running towards said girl. "Come with me I have to get pictures of us with you like that please, you look so cool!" Before she could reply he grabbed her hand and pulled her along with him, not even paying attention to the others.

"Ok that was so, weird, should we go make sure he don't rape her or something?" Ino asked but the only reply she got was from Karin. "He won't do that; he'll properly masturbate with the pictures though." Before the red head notice what she had done, her butt was attacked by the others shoes and Ino's was extra hard. The blonde was in a bad mood, so if she had to suffer so did the others.

Karin just jumped away and whimpered, without words she showed that she was pissed screwing up her face and glaring at them.

"Ah Tenten out of chocolate, she needs more!" Tenten screamed out and ran off in search of chocolate, she giggled like a fool out of hyper-ness. Sakura faked sulking under a tree with Karin who 'silently sulked' for real.

"Jinkies Matzy we got a mystery round up the gang let's find the missing Tenten." Temari grabbed Matsuri's hand which caused her to grab Ino's running of leaving behind Sakura and Karin.

The three girls ran aimlessly in the direction Tenten had ran off to, they had no idea where she had departed to.

"But Temari how would we know where to find her?" Matsuri asked powdering her nose, they had stop by a bakery to catch their breath.

"Listen for screams of terror and we'll find her that'll be our clue." Temari spoke; Ino rolled her eyes at the two members who came from mystery incorporated.

...

Hinata got to hang out with Naruto and take pictures with him at cafe, until she saw Tenten running down a little boy saying...no screaming. "Give me chocolate give me it now or I'll eat you!" Hinata had no choice but to leave her blonde lover and go after her crazy friend. "Sorry Naruto_kun, Tenten needs me, see you later." She ran out the cafe and ran after her friend; she was impressed with herself for not stuttering.

People looked at the scene in front of them; it's not every day you'll see a crazy girl run down a little kid and a vampire girl chasing behind them. Naruto frowned and cursed Tenten and her crazy chocolate addiction; he still hadn't gotten over what she did to his precious ramen that night.

They seriously needed to put in rehab or someplace similar for her unhealthy addiction.

...

Out of nowhere Ino appeared and jumped on Tenten knocking her off balance, causing them to drop on the ground. Hinata stopped to catch her breath and Matsuri and Temari joined in. "You weirdo, thank you Daphne, Velma, Vampire, ugly lady for helping me from that crazy lady." With that the boy ran off, Ino scold at Tenten and the boy because he had call her ugly lady.

Matsuri blushed at her reflection from a window of a beauty salon.

"Damn Daphne you look H.O.T, Woooweee!" Matsuri ogled herself but not for long because she was kicked in her behind.

Sakura and Karin found their friends at the cafe Hinata and Naruto was in and joined them.

Tenten got her chocolate drink and fell asleep on the table murmuring in her sleep how she'd love to lick chocolate of Neji.

Hinata was grossed out by that because she couldn't and didn't want to picture her best friend and her brother like that. But she did support them, she didn't want Neji to be with anyone else but Tenten and she felt the same about Tenten.

Karin kept glancing at the big blue clock on the cafe wall, they had made a deal with her that she could talk when it was 7:00 p.m. exact on the dot. Sadly it was only 5:59; she had a whole hour to go again until she could finally talk.

"Please dear some red wine will do me good its close enough to blood." Hinata in her Dracula accent ordered the waiter who eyed them weirdly. Sakura sighed for the hundredth time that day; this 'emo' thing was getting her...'emo' as in emotional. She couldn't stand it anymore.

She just wanted to be herself again and she could tell all her friends beside Matsuri, who kept checking out herself, wanted to be their selves again. They sat around talking in their characters and forgot all about the time, but an anxious red head was there to remind them.

"Yes, yes I can freaking talk again! Sweet baby Jesus, thank you so very much!" Karin jumped up pointing at the clock; they were amazed at how fast time flied when you're not paying attention. "I don't know about you losers but I'm out, I need a shower so later assholes." She had pulled the bandana away from her mouth and drank down her last set of star buck, which had melted.

"Yea I'm heading out to, I really need to groom myself." Ino got up and both girls left, a while later Temari woke Tenten up and they left. Hinata, Sakura and Matsuri chit-chat for a little while longer and when the place was getting darker they left.

...

Matsuri had met up with Kankuro and told her friends to go on without her. "So how's it going little Daphne?" he teased, he always like teasing her from ever since.

"Oh shaggy don't be so annoying or I'll beat you into a bloody mess." She threatened, playfully punching him in the arm and he acted as if it hurt and cried out in pain.

"So I'm Shaggy now...let me guess Gaara's, Fred!" He teased back earning a harder punch from the girl he considered his little sister.

"So any Konoha girls you find cute besides me?" She asked curiously, she heard from Temari that he's been 'busy' lately and she knew it had to be about a girl. But when he spoke he surprises her.

"Nah, I've been looking for a side job so when I finish high school this year I'll buy a car with my own money, you know so when I get into trouble my old man can't take it back." He grinned a boyish grinned and pat her head.

"Oh right you'll be graduating this year does that mean you'll be going back to Ota?" She asked a little worried expression on her face. He nods his head saying yes. "W-what about Garra and Temari?" She asked feeling sick all of a sudden she didn't want them to leave her, they just got here.

They had reached in front her house by now and Kankuro pointed her house because she hadn't notice. "No they're transferring here but I'll have leave to write exams and graduate but then I might come back to attend Konoha University." He explained to her.

...

Matsuri hugged Kankuro and whispered a good by before she ran off to her house to get some rest because it's been a long day. She felt relief because Temari and Gaara were staying but she wanted Knakuro to stay as well. Looking at herself in the mirror, she smiled if she hadn't meet crazy friends like them she'd never be caught alive or dead wearing this costume.

She had to admit though she looked pretty cute and she found herself wondering if Gaara would dress like Fred for her. She laughed at the image of him in a Fred costume, but though he'd look cute like that.

Slipping out of the costume she showered and jumped into bed, it wasn't long until she fell into deep dreaming about Gaara in a Fred costume and herself in the Daphne costume.


Finally done I took almost all day to write this because the power in my area kept going and coming by me so my computer was off nearly whole day because I didn't want it to spoil (the old thing is pretty useless but I'd die without it, I honestly need a new laptop!). Enjoy and review :)