Kisdota: Hope you liked my Sora/Kairi one shot, anyway I have gotten 600 hits, that's pretty good to me. So here is my next chapter.
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Disclaimer: I own Kingdom Hearts in a way that makes me a Gamer, not a business man. (I hope that makes sense).
Updated 11/16/2010 by Crazysnakelover
I sort of forgot to mention that the scene here was sort of replaced by a deleted scene in the actual movie, the blue prints part. I thought it was alot funnier than the original, YAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Are you sure it was ok to leave them there?" The blond haired boy asked as he and his friend were pushing the time machine.
"Oh yeah, people do that all the time here in the future," the black haired boy replied.
"Why?"
"Ummm," the blonde kid stopped pushing a moment to think, "I don't know," he finally answered and continued pushing again.
Suddenly the time machine stopped moving. "Hey what did we-" the black haired kid looked up to see Enigma scowling down at them. "Oh man," the boy squeaked.
"Hey buddy, remember me?" Enigma asked, he holding the time machine in place.
"Enigma we're not here to start a fight," Sora reminded, as he with everyone else coming up to them.
"Yeah fine," Enigma replied sounding reluctant then said to the black haired kid, "Listen here buddy your gonna do something for us."
"What makes you think I'll help you?" the boy challenged.
"We'll tell your parents if you don't?" Sora added helpfully.
This changed the kids attitude almost immediately, "Anything to help a friend, names Wibur," the boy held out his hand to Sora.
"I'm Sora?" the Keyblade Master greeted shaking his hand then the rest of the group all said there names and exchanged hand shakes. "And your name?" Sora asked the blonde haired kid, who had been silent ever since Enigma stopped them.
"Oh sorry, I'm Lewis," he greeted giving a hand shake to everyone.
"So what do you need?" Wilbur asked.
"I am going to get in so much trouble bringing you guys in," Lewis anxiously stated while leading the group to his house.
"Ya can't get in more trouble then dead kid," Enigma reasoned. "Besides we can help with your problem."
"Yeah we'll help," Goofy agreed.
"I don't even need you guys to help, Lewis can fix it himself," Wilbur explained proudly.
"What!" Lewis yelled halting where he stood, "Why do I have to fix it?"
"Come on your smart you can do it, at least try?" Wilbur pleaded.
"Bu- fine," the blonde reluctantly agreed. "But if I fix it you have to take me to see my mother."
Wilber was silent for a second, "Alright fine," he finally agreed and the two boys shook hands. They continued on until they reached the house, when they reached the door, a voice from the megaphone came out, "Halt who goes there?"
"Carl it's me open the door," Wilbur replied.
"None may enter unless they know the password," Carl's voice came again.
"We don't have a password," Wilbur argued.
"I made one up while you were gone," Carl said.
"I got this," Sora jumped in taking out his Keyblade and tapping the door.
"Foolish mortal do you think that your- what the," Carl's voice suddenly went normal when the door opened. There they saw a yellow robot in the Garage. "How did you do that, that door had three different encryption safeties on it?" the robot asked.
"I'll explain later, just help us get this inside," Wilbur said.
"You broke it! Oh great as if we weren't in enough trouble already, and you bought friends and a Duck and Dog?" Carl cried out.
"Hey!" Donald and Goofy shouted glaring at the robot.
"So tell me why did you bring all these people here and-" Carl was saying till he saw Lewis.
"Cool a Robot!" Lewis cried out excitedly.
Carl stared for a second , "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH," the robot yelled going up a tube from the ceiling.
"That was odd," Lewis commented then they all heard a popping sound. "As was that," he added as Wilbur put a fruit hat on his head.
"Do not take that off," Wilber ordered when Lewis raised his hands to take it off. "Your hair is a dead giveaway, and all of you stay in this Garage," Wilber explained then went up the tube.
Lewis didn't listen, and went under it. "Hey don't sta-", Donald ran over to stop him.
"Donald don't!" Goofy cautioned, but was too late both boy and duck got sucked up together.
"Goofy wait!" Sora called as his companion ran over to the tube and got sucked up. Sora followed running toward the tube.
"Sora!" Kairi ran after her soon to be husband, and she too went up the tube.
"Aw for the love of- Riku you mind staying here till that guy gets back?" Enigma asked running toward the tube.
"Sure," Riku agreed taking a seat in the Garage.
"Take me to the land of milk and honey magic future tube," Enigma joked while going up.
"This is gonna be a long adventure," Riku said with a deep sigh.
"Carl, get out of the closet!" Wilbur yelled pounding his fist against the wooden door.
"Oh no! You always drag me into these crazy things, and get into trouble, which gets me into trouble. But not this time because I'm having no part of this, wanna know why, BECAUSE I'M IN THE CLOSET!" Carl yelled back out.
"Come on!" the boy pleaded, then a note slid out from under the door. Wilber picked it up and read it silently
Dear Wilbur
GO AWAY
Love Carl
The black haired kid suddenly got an idea. He changed his voice to sound like it was hurt and upset, then said while sniffling, "Sniff, all right I understand. We always had so many good times together, I was thinking this would be, sniff one of our greatest adventures together. But I understand if you don't want to," Wilbur started walking away.
"ALL RIGHT, all right fine, I'll help you out," Carl finally gave in and came out of the closet.
"Great!" Wilber turned around grinning broadly, "Now how bout those blueprints?"
The robot opened his chest, and a hand gave him a rolled up sheet of paper. "Thanks gotta go," Wilbur accepted the paper roll ran back to the garage.
Meanwhile everyone else seemed to have gone to different parts of the house. Lewis was currently in the Garden area. "Hello-" Lewis let out an oomph sound from bumping into an old man wearing his clothes backwards.
"Well hey there," the man said cheerfully, "I know what your thinking, but my clothes aren't backwards my head is," hearing this caused Lewis to shriek in terror.
"HA HA!" the man laughed loudly, "I used to use that joke on my students as well HA HA! They didn't find it funny either. Names bud," he stuck a hand out offering a shake which Lewis accepted.
"Uh hi I'm Lewis," the blonde replied. "Listen do you know where the garage is?"
"Well sure, I know this place like the back of my head," Bud replied placing an arm around the boys shoulder and leading him out of the room.
"No, no Ring my doorbell."
"OK."
"No, no ring my doorbell."
"OK." Goofy was currently running back and forth between two talking doors. Both were telling him which doorbell to ring.
Donald was looking at her friend, like he was wondering if the dog had lost his mind, "What are you doing ya big palooka?" the duck finally asked.
"Oh they just wanted me ta ring these here doorbells," Goofy replied.
"Oh for- just ring this one!" Donald shouted exasperated and pressed the doorbell to his left. As soon as he did a bunch of horns rang out, and a giant squid answered the door. "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" they both yelled and ran away.
Enigma wasn't having much better success with this strange world, "So uh, Art right?" he asked a large black haired man. "You wouldn't happen to have a menu I could take with me?"
"Of course masked citizen, take this menu and call whenever you are hungry," Art replied heroically. "I must be off, quadrant nine has asked for a pepperoni with extra cheese," Art went into his ship and flew off.
"…Huh?" Enigma asked then looked down at the menu, "Looks good."
Wilber came back into the garage where Riku was still waiting still sitting in a chair. "Ok I got the blueprints- what the WHERE IS EVERYONE!" he yelled after realizing that Riku was alone.
"Oh they went through those tubes," Riku replied not really caring.
"Oh man I am so dead," Wilbur groaned going back through the tube.
Meanwhile Lewis was still following Bud around. He saw a dog that was wearing glasses, which was the oddest thing he'd ever seen. "Why is your dog wearing glasses?" Lewis asked.
"Cause his insurance won't pay for contacts," But stated matter of factly
Budum bump.
"What do you think Kairi? Quite lovely wouldn't you agree?" asked a young girl who was holding a painting of an island.
"Yeah, it's really beautiful Tallulah, I really like-" Kairi was cut off by a spraying sound. The next thing she knew, orange spray paint was covering the painting.
"UGH, Laszlo look what you did!" Tallulah yelled at her brother who was on some kind of jetpack.
"Well I'm sorry Tallulah, but you were in the way of my art," Laszlo defended.
The two kids started arguing loudly. "Will you two keep it down," a man ordered with his hand behind a wall, "Your mother is taking a nap and-"
"What's with all the racket?" said a puppet being held by the man. "I'm trying to take a nap, and you two start fighting."
"Sorry mom," Laszlo and Tallulah apologized.
"Mom, isn't that a puppet?" Kairi thought.
"Oh dear how rude of me," said the puppet who suddenly noticed Kairi standing there. The puppet moved toward her with the man in tow.
"Hello there lady, I'm Petunia and this is my lazy husband Fritz," Fritz introduced as the puppet.
"Honey I wish you wouldn't talk about me like that to guest," Fritz said.
"Well if you would pick up the slack on raising these children, and not to fight all the time," Petunia argued.
"Mom!" the two kids yelled.
"Ugh I can't take this, I'm going for a drive," Petunia said moving Fritzes hand behind the wall.
Kairi then heard a car drive away. "I wonder what It'll be like when Sora and I get married," Kairi thought while looking at the family.
Lewis and Bud continued walking around the house. The sound of music caught the blondes ears. "Sounds like my wife is baking cookies," Bud said opening the door to see an old lady dancing to some music. "Bake those cookies Lucille!"
Wilbur came out of a toilet. "Lewis!" he called out looking for the other boy. Donald suddenly appeared next to him, and gasped. "You!" Wilber pointed an accusing finger at the duck. "Didn't I tell you to stay in the garage?"
"There's a giant squid in the house!" Donald yelled hysterically.
"That's just our butler Lefty, get your friends and tell them to stay in the Garage," Wilbur ordered then back down the toilet.
"How do I get there?" Donald asked but it was too late, the boy was already gone. The duck then looked around, suddenly realizing someone was missing. "Wait where's Goofy."
"Ready, set, GO!" Goofy yelled pressing a timer that was in his hand.
A man shot himself out of a cannon right next to a large train. The man hit one of the pillars first before the train got to where he was.
"Five point six seconds!" Goofy called out to the man.
"HAH, I win again Billie!" called a man that was laying on the ground next to Goofy.
"I will get you next time Gaston!" Billie yelled back.
Sora was starting get worried about Kairi, and his other friends but mostly it was Kairi. He was walking down a hall till he bumped into Lewis and Bud. "Well hey there spiky, and I know what your thinking, but my clothes aren't backwards my head is," Bud greeted.
Sora gave a chuckle. "You are the first person to find that joke funny," Bud commented in shock. Music started coming from the room they were close by, "Sounds like Franny's doing band practice, why don't we see if she can tell us where the Garage is."
They opened the door to find a lady with black hair, and about a hundred frogs with different instruments. "Frogs?" Lewis asked while staring in the room with wonder.
"Genetically enhanced frogs," Franny replied.
"Hey Franny, how's the band going?" Bud asked.
"We could use two more players, you two mind helping?" Franny asked looking at Sora and Lewis. The two were given Maracas' and started playing. Just as the music finished Wilbur finally found Lewis, and took them back to the garage.
Meanwhile outside the house, several figures in the maroon coats were standing around. "Ok so where are those guys?" Shock asked stretching his legs which faintly gave of a discharge.
"They are somewhere nearby," Melody replied.
"Now, Maleficent didn't say I couldn't fight right?" Shock asked.
"Just don't get killed," Melody said with a sigh.
