Thank you for all your suggestions. This is one that really grabbed my attention(and made me laugh), so thank you more than ever, especially MadHatter524, and their intrests on drapplel
Dear fanfiction,
Time and time and time again, I have sneered at your atrocious attempts to recreate my superior character, but you push a man too far! Never in my life -even after being paired with Neville Longbottom, Snape, Weasley Filth, Scarface, Mudblood Granger, Young Female Weasley Filth- had I ever expected DRAPPLE!
You muggles should learn respect! You really think I would take pleasure from A GREEN APPLE? True, you're tainted version of me in the movies is often seen eating a green apple, so I'd like to waste your time, filthy muggles, by pointing out that an apple has EVEN MUDDIER BLOOD THAN GRANGER!
May you burn, die and rot in hell,
Draco Malfoy.
PS: I don't need reminding from such inferior creatures that revolting green apples do not posses blood!
Keep your requests in the reviews coming, I have not forgotten the previous requests either!
