Kay, here we go!
Just to clarify, the part where Elsa kills Astrid and Hams kills Hiccup, is Hiccup's dream...well nightmare. He's freaking out because he doesn't know whether Astrid is okay or not. I didn't put it in italics because the songs are italics. Also, the part in italics with Stoick is Hiccup's thoughts. I'm just clarifying otherwise, I'm going to get thousands of reviews asking "What just happened?"
Review Responses:
eltigre221: Yes, I agree. Poor Valka… at least she still has Cloudjumper! But yes, you're right. Hiccup does still have Astrid, Snotlout, Kristoff, Anna, Elsa, a snowman, a reindeer and 2 fire breathing reptiles on his side, in case Hams tries anything funny.
crazyfoxqueen: You're welcome, senor. But, no! Not your sombrero! Anything but that! And yes, Snotlout is still stuck in Arendelle and I will see what I can do about Valka coming there. No promises though.
SilverKnightja101: Thank you. I tried to fit in your request, but I had already written the chapter, so it didn't fit into the story. I'll try to keep your request in mind while I'm writing my next chapters. I have an idea where it might fit…
NightFuryNinja1999: Thank you. I wanted to make Valka worried at the end, like a mother is worried for her son. And thank you so much for explaining, in the PM, what you were trying to say when you accidently sent me an unfinished review. When it said, "And I can't" I started freaking out. I'm just like "You can't what? Tell me! *sob*" So thank you for explaining what you were trying to write.
CoolWizard22: You're welcome, but depending on my mood, I might kill Hams…might… Thank you for choosing to continue reading my story but don't mind me saying, when I read your review I thought to myself, "Wait. So you were actually considering, to stop reading it?" I nearly cried, but then I remembered that you wrote that you were going to continue it. So it's all good now.
Bteam (Guest) (Chapter 6): Whoa! Calm down. It's okay, it's okay.
Bteam (Guest) (Chapter 7): What's wrong? Did I do something wrong?
Bteam (Guest) (Chapter 8): Woo! But like I said to crazyfoxqueen, I'll see what I can do about Valka coming to Arendelle and beating up Hams. And what are you confused about? Hiccup's dream?
Have fun,
CloudjumperKat
Hiccup and Toothless flew beside Kristoff's sled, listening to the strange conversation between the two. Toothless yawned. He wasn't actually expecting the guy to agree. Hiccup woke him up.
"This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?" Kristoff told Anna, annoyed.
"No. I was raised in a castle." Anna told him.
"So tell me, Anna, what made the queen go all ice-crazy?" Kristoff asked.
"… Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged to Hiccup—Hans but then she freaked out because I'd only met him, you know, that day. And she said she wouldn't bless the marriage—"
"Wait." Kristoff told her, "You got engaged to someone who just met, that day?"
"Yeah." Hiccup answered.
"Anyway, I got mad, so she got mad. And then she tried to walk away, and then I grabbed her glove—."
"Hang on." Kristoff shouted. "You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met, that day!?"
"Yes." Hiccup exclaimed, "Pay attention."
Anna continued, "But the thing is, she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt."
"Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?" Kristoff asked.
"My…dad warned me that if I ever saw a stranger I had to kill them, just in case, they were the enemy." Hiccup told them.
Kristoff and Anna looked over to Hiccup, their eyebrows raised.
"Your dad has trust issues." Kristoff told him.
Hiccup tried to hold in the tears. "Had."
"Oh… I'm sorry." Kristoff apologised, sheepishly.
"But Hans is not a stranger." Anna told him firmly.
"How about you? Are you getting married to someone you just met?" Kristoff asked Hiccup.
"Well…We're not getting married…yet. But Astrid has been my girlfriend for a few years." Hiccup told them.
"…Sure…"
"Okay then guys, what's their last name?" Kristoff asked them, smugly.
"…Of-the-Southern-Isles?" Anna guessed.
"Hofferson." Hiccup said.
"Favourite food?"
"…Sandwiches."
"Well…Astrid doesn't necessarily have a favourite food. Everything tastes bland in Berk. But I know she does like chicken."
"Best friends name?" Kristoff asked, desperately.
"Probably John." Anna answered confidently.
"Ruffnut Thorston, Stormfly Hofferson and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third" Hiccup told Kristoff smugly.
"Eye colour…?"
"Dreamy." Anna sighed.
"Blue."
"…Foot size…?" Asked Kristoff frantically.
"Foot size?" Hiccup asked, confused.
"Foot size doesn't matter." Anna told him.
"Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?" Kristoff exclaimed.
Anna was disgusted. "Picks his nose?!"
"And eats it." Kristoff told her as-a-matter-of-factly.
Hiccup decided to zone out. The people of Arendelle are weird.
Toothless looked behind himself, and crooned.
"What is it, bud? What's out there?" Hiccup asked.
Toothless listened out for any other sounds… There it was again! He roared at the arguing people on the sled.
"Are you some sort of love expert?" Anna scoffed.
"Guys. Stop. There's something out there." Hiccup pleaded.
"No. But I have friends who are."
"Stop talking!" Hiccup shouted.
"You have friends who are love experts?" Anna laughed, "I'm not buying it."
"Stop! Just…stop!" Hiccup finally screamed.
Anna and Kristoff looked at Hiccup, but he was no longer looking at them. He was looking straight forward, his eyes open wide, tears coming from them.
"Stop! Just…stop." His father yelled. "Every time you step outside, disaster follows."
The scene changed to the great hall.
"You've thrown your lot in with them." His father told him, heartbroken. "You're not a Viking. You're not my son."
Hiccup could hear Kristoff and Anna shouting at him, but he couldn't hear what they were saying to him. All he could hear and see was his father, in his thoughts.
The scene changed to Dragon Island.
"I'm proud to call you my son." His father said to him, full of pride.
The scene changed to Gobber's Forge, a few months ago.
"Ha-ha-ha! There he is! The pride of Berk!" Stoick yelled to the village.
"Hiccup! Hiccup?" He heard Anna shouting.
The scene changed to The Dragon's Nest.
"Hiccup!" His dad yelled.
"Stop!" He asked Toothless, as he held out his hand to the controlled Night Fury.
"Son!" Stoick yelled, getting closer to him.
"Dad! No!" He pleaded.
His dad jumped in front of him, instantly dying.
Hiccup snapped out of his trance.
"Dad…No…" He cried.
"Hiccup! Help!" Kristoff yelled, from behind the sled.
Before Hiccup could do anything, Anna grabbed a torch and lit a blanket on fire. She threw it at the wolves on Kristoff's back. They tumbled off Kristoff as Anna grabbed his hand and pulled him back on the sled.
"You almost set me on fire!" Kristoff yelled.
"But I didn't" Anna told him.
Sven cried out. Toothless flew ahead.
"Oh no. They won't make it over." Hiccup whispered, as he and Toothless hovered in the middle of a large gorge.
Sven and the sled came flying over Hiccup, but Sven wasn't attached to it. Anna and Sven made it over the gorge, just.
Hiccup and Toothless flew over to Anna.
"Are you alright?" he asked.
"Yes…" she told him, before noticing Kristoff, "But he's not!"
Hiccup quickly turned to see that Kristoff was still on his sled, slowly falling. The sled lost momentum and fell just as Kristoff jumped off it.
"Come on bud! There's no way he'll be able to stay on the snow, even if he does manage to jump to this side." Hiccup told Toothless as they flew further into the gorge. Kristoff slammed into the edge and looked down.
Underneath them, the sled burst into flames.
"…But I just paid it of…" Kristoff muttered, sadly.
He started slipping. He clawed at the loose snow.
"Uh-oh. No, no, no." he shouted.
The snow fell and he fell with it.
"Kristoff!" Anna screamed as she ran to the edge and looked down.
Suddenly, Hiccup and Toothless burst in front of them, Kristoff in Toothless' claws. Toothless let go of Kristoff and landed.
"Ugh." Kristoff moaned as his face hit the ground.
"Kristoff! Oh, thank you Hiccup!" Anna squealed.
Kristoff rolled onto his back.
"I'll replace your sled and everything in it…" Anna told Kristoff sadly, "And I understand if you don't want to help us anymore…"
Anna walked off sadly and Hiccup followed, with Toothless bounding next to him.
"Do you even know where we're going?" Hiccup asked Anna, who couldn't make up her mind where to go.
"Yes. This way!" As she pointed left and started walking right. "I mean this way."
She turned around and tripped. Hiccup watched her and laughed as she fell face-first on the ground, then sat up and pouted.
"No. I'm lost." She grumbled.
"Here. Let me help you." Hiccup chuckled as he held out his hand.
She grabbed Hiccup's hand and he pulled her up on her feet. Sven came running over to Anna and licked her cheek.
"Hold up. We're coming!" Kristoff shouted.
"You are?!" Anna squealed, excited, before catching herself. "I mean, sure. I'll let you tag along."
Kristoff stood up and walked over to Hiccup. Anna walked in front of them, occasionally going the wrong way.
By dawn, they had reached a mountainous forest. Hiccup had been humming for the past hour.
"What are you humming?!" Kristoff snapped.
"You'll see. I haven't finished yet." Hiccup answered.
They walked out of the forest area and Anna stopped.
"Arendelle." She whispered.
"It's completely frozen." Kristoff mumbled, in awe.
"But it's fine. Elsa will thaw it." Anna answered confidently.
"Will she?"
"…Yeah. Now come on. This way to the North Mountain?" Anna asked, pointing forwards.
Kristoff laughed. "More like this way."
He pointed her hand almost vertically, towards a large mountain.
"Oh…"
They continued walking and soon reached the outskirts of a small beautiful forest filled with frozen willow trees. Hiccup started humming again.
"Dragons are better than Vikings.
Toothless don't you think that's true?" Hiccup sang, badly and out of tune.
He attempted to throw his voice.
"Yeah, Vikings will beat you and curse you and cheat you.
Everyone of em's bad except you." Hiccup sang in his Toothless voice.
Kristoff stared at Hiccup who was oblivious to the funny looks he was getting.
"Aww. Thanks bud."
"But Vikings walk better than dragons.
Toothless, don't you think I'm right?"
Toothless snorted.
"That's once again true,
For all except you."
Toothless warbled, seemingly laughing.
"You got me.
Let's call it a night."
"Goodnight."
"Don't let the flightmare bite." Hiccup sang, concluding his song. He then burst into laughter.
"Don't ever do that again." Kristoff told him, deadpanned.
"It's not night, Hiccup." Anna told him.
They continued to walk through the gorgeous forest. Toothless stopped and sat on his hind legs. He pawed at the hanging branches, his eyes dilated. Sven walked next to him and shook his antlers. The branches got stuck to them.
"I never knew winter could be so beautiful." Anna admitted.
Suddenly a voice appeared from nowhere.
"Yeah… It really is beautiful, isn't it? But it's so white…" the mysterious voice said.
The three stopped and looked around. Anna and Kristoff looked at Sven.
"…You know, how about a little colour? I'm thinking like maybe some crimson, chartreuse…"
A nose-less snowman wandered up, behind Anna and Kristoff. Hiccup noticed this and speechlessly stared, his mouth wide open, not believing what he is seeing.
"How about yellow-? No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? Brrrr… no." the snowman said, before stopping between Anna and Kristoff.
"Am I right?" It asked Anna.
She screamed and kicked its head into Kristoff's arms.
"Hi!" The snowman cheerfully told Kristoff.
"You're creepy."
Kristoff tossed it over to Hiccup.
"What is that? I don't want it!" He yelped. He threw it at Anna, "Here you go."
"No. I don't want it!"
She threw it at Kristoff.
"Please don't drop me." The head pleaded.
Toothless shot a plasma blast at the body. The head screamed as the body ran into Anna's legs.
Kristoff threw it back at Anna.
"Ew, ew, the body!" she shrieked as she slammed the head back on the body, upside down.
The snowman smiled happily then looked confused.
"Wait. What am I looking at right now? Why are you all hanging off the earth like bats?" he asked.
"Oh…okay. Wait one second." Anna told him as she kneeled forwards and placed the head round the right way.
"Ooh! Thank you! Now I'm perfect." He exclaimed.
"Well almost." Hiccup told him, tilting his head.
Anna grabbed a carrot from Kristoff's satchel and accidently pushed the carrot all the way.
"Woo! Head rush!"
"Oh too hard. I'm sorry. Are you okay?" she apologised.
The snowman looked at his face and saw a small piece of carrot there.
"Are you kidding me? I am wonderful!" he screamed. "So cute. It's like a little baby unicorn."
"What's a unicorn?" Hiccup asked Kristoff as the watched the conversation between the girl and the magical snow being.
"A unicorn is a horse with a magic horn, a mythical creature just like the drag—"Kristoff started before he noticed Toothless. "Oh. Never mind."
"Hi everyone." The snowman said, waving, "I'm Olaf. And I like warm hugs."
"Olaf?" Anna asked. "That's right. Olaf!"
"And you are?" Olaf asked Anna.
"Oh… I'm Anna." She told him, "And that's Hiccup."
She pointed at Hiccup and he gave a small wave.
"…Hi…"
"And who's the funky-looking donkey?" Olaf asked.
"That's Sven."
"And who's the reindeer?"
"…Sven."
"Oh. They're both—oh. Okay. Makes things easier for me." Olaf said, looking at the two.
Toothless came over and smelled Olaf. He licked his face.
"Ha Aww, look at him kissing my nose. I like you too. Uh… who are you?"
"Th-that's Toothless." Hiccup stuttered, still unable to believe he is talking to a moving snow mound.
Olaf put his whole face into Toothless' mouth and Toothless extracted his teeth.
"He doesn't look so toothless, but okay." Olaf said, studying Toothless' mouth.
"Olaf, did Elsa build you?" Anna asked.
Olaf came out of Toothless' mouth and stared up at Anna.
"Yeah. Why?"
Interested. Hiccup took off one of Olaf's arms. It still moved in sync with the other one.
"What kind of magic is this?" he whispered.
Kristoff came over and started looking at the twig. "Fascinating.".
"Do you know where she is?" Anna asked.
"Yeah. Why?"
"Do you think you could show us the way?"
Hiccup bent the twig arm, "How does this-?"
The arm slapped him across the face.
"Stop it Burp. Trying to focus here." He scolded Hiccup.
"It's Hiccup."
"Yeah why?" Olaf asked Anna.
"I'll tell you why. We need Elsa to bring back summer." Kristoff told him.
"Summer?" Olaf asked shocked. "Oh, I don't know why but I've always loved the idea of summer and sun and all things hot."
"Really?" Hiccup asked.
"I guess you don't have much experience with heat." Kristoff added.
"Nope!" he shouted. "But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come."
"Oh no…"
"Bees'll buzz
Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz
And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer."
Olaf walked around in front of them, probably in his own world. He then laid down.
"A drink in my hand
My snow up against the burning sand
Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer."
"Do all the people and magical creatures break into song all the time?" Hiccup asked Kristoff.
"Well… yeah. Pretty much."
Olaf started rolling around.
"I'll finally see a summer breeze
Blow away a winter storm."
Olaf jumped up and then landed on his back.
"And find out what happens to solid water
When it gets warm."
Olaf started rolling around again.
"And I can't wait to see
What my buddies all think of me
Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer…!"
He started dancing, trying to grab Hiccup's hand, so he could join him.
He pulled his hand away, "No, no, no, no, no."
"Da, da. Da, boo.
Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, boo."
He sat down.
"The hot and the cold are both so intense
Put them together, it just makes sense!"
He started dancing again. Hiccup quickly walked away.
"Ratdaddat dad dada doo!"
He started running around the small group, as they stared at him.
"Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle.
But put me in summer and I'll be a…"
"Puddle?" Hiccup asked.
Anna slapped his arm.
"Happy snowman!"
He started running with his arms out.
"When life gets rough I like to hold onto my dream
Of relaxing in the sun just letting off steam."
He sat next to Anna.
"Oh the sky will be blue
And you guys will be there too"
Hiccup stared at Olaf, his eyebrow raised.
"When I finally do what frozen things do in summer!"
"I'm going to tell him." Kristoff told Hiccup.
Anna heard him. "Don't you dare."
"In summer!"
He straightened up and smiled at everyone.
"So come on! Elsa's this way. Let's go bring back summer!"
He grabbed Anna's hand and started running. She laughed and followed. Sven and Toothless ran after them.
Kristoff stood there and watched them, "Somebody's got to tell him."
Hiccup did the same. "We're following a snowman…?"
The two shook their heads and followed.
"Cloak. Does anyone need a cloak?" Hans asked.
No one moved away from Hookfang.
He threw the cloaks on the ground and stomped on them.
Snotlout came over to him, laughing.
"What's the matter, Hams?" he laughed. "If that's even your real name!"
"It isn't!" Hans snapped.
"Can't beat Snot-fang, can you?" he challenged.
Hans burst into laughter, "Snot-fang?!" he laughed.
Snotlout glared at him and walked away, before he killed him.
Suddenly a horse came running through the town alone. Hans grabbed the reins.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, buy. Easy. Easy." He told the horse, calming it down.
The crowd identified it as Princess Anna's horse. Hans smirked.
"Princess Anna is in trouble." He called out to the crowd. "I need volunteers to go with me and find her!"
A few people put up their hands. Hans smirked. Snotlout came and stood next to the old man.
"I'll go!" he shouted.
Hans smiled, evilly. "No. It's okay. Snot-fang needs to stay here and look after the town." He sneered.
Snotlout glared at him again.
"I volunteer two men, my lord!" the old man shouted.
"Show off." Snotlout muttered under his breath.
The old man leaned towards the two guys, "Be prepared for anything, and if you should encounter the queen, you are to put an end to this winter. Do you understand?" he told his two thugs, quietly.
Snotlout looked out, in the direction the horse came from.
"Astrid." He whispered.
Hans mounted his horse and rode out, smirking. Maybe plan A would work. King Hans sounded a lot better than Chief Hans.
