Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, I do however own Mr. Teddy and Robert.

Chapter 10.

"So, Jasper, are you ready to be defeated once more?" asked Emmett.

"I am ready… to kick your and Mr. Teddy's butts!" exclaimed Jasper.

He and Robert were dressed in their Confederacy uniforms while Emmett and Mr. Teddy were dressed in their Union uniforms.

They all pulled out steak knives, miniature hand grenades, and small dry ice bombs.

"Okay gentlemen and/or bears, I await your fire!" cried Emmett.

Emmett had built a "bomb shelter" out of cinder blocks, while Jasper spent so much time plotting that he only had time to make one out of a cardboard box.

Jasper and Robert threw a mini hand grenade that took down a part of Emmett and Mr. Teddy's shelter, but both were untouched by the grenade.

"Hah! Stupid Confederates!" yelled Emmett triumphantly.

Then Emmett and Mr. Teddy threw a dry ice bomb that demolished the cardboard box and sent one of Robert's arms flying across the room.

"Damn Yankees!" cursed Jasper, "You win this battle, but the war continues!"

They decided to call this first battle: "The Battle of Emmett's Room".

The next day they battled in Jasper's room.

This time Emmett built a shelter out of sheets of heavy duty metal that he welded together the night before. The finished product took the form of a metal house.

Jasper made his shelter out of their refrigerator with all of the shelves and the food for Bella taken out.

Just then Bella said: "Esme, where is the fridge?"

Esme walked over to where the fridge was supposed to be.

"Jasper! Emmett!" called Esme "Where's the fridge?"

"I'm using it as my bomb shelter." said Jasper.

"Why do you need a bomb shelter?" asked Esme.

"We are in the middle of a teddy bar Civil war!" exclaimed Emmett.

"Okay… mental note to self: get Jasper and Emmett a therapist." said Esme.

Back upstairs…

"Jasper and Robert, you both shall be defeated once more!" declared Emmett.

"Nay I say, it is you who shall be defeated." cried Jasper.

"NEVER!" Emmett cried.

Emmett threw a grenade at the fridge, and almost tipped it over.

"Hahahaha! My shelter is indestructible!" cried Jasper.

"Hit me with your best shot, why don't ya hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! Fire away!" sang Emmett.

When Jasper didn't attack Emmett said: "Seriously, are you going to shoot at the my awesome fort or what?"

"Um… I think I left my ammunition downstairs." said Jasper.

Downstairs…

"Hum, I wonder what this does." said Bella as she pulled the string of one of Jasper's hand grenades.

"NO BELLA! DON"T!" cried Edward pulling her to safety.

BOOM! CRASH! BANG!

"JASPER! EMMETT! WHICH ONE OF YOU LEFT EXPLOSIVES IN MY KITCHEN!!" yelled Esme.

"Sorry mom!" called Jasper.

"That's it! You two are so going to therapy!" exclaimed Esme.

"NO NOT AGAIN!" cried Jasper.

"So, now what?" asked Emmett.

"I can't believe I'm saying this but, I Jasper Hale surrender." said Jasper sadly.

"YES! UNION WINS YEE HAW!!" cried Emmett.

"Whoopee…" said Jasper sulkily.

"Wait, if the war is over, I built this shelter for nothing!" said Emmett looking at his metal house.

"Boo-hoo for you." said Jasper who was still very upset.

"I have an idea," exclaimed Emmett, "Jasper, we can play house!"

Just then the door behind Emmett slammed shut.

"Hello, Jasper anybody?" called Emmett.

"Well I guess it's just you and me Mr. Teddy." sighed Emmett.

Then the two of them went into the metal house to play.

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