"quotes": Regular talking

italics: thoughts

bolded italics: Telepathic speaking

Bolded: Telepathic suggestion

Kusuo is still in Siberia and now his friends are going to his house to check on him.

Why, isn't that jolly? Why don't you change anything? Make it better for us? You've never been in this room, even.

Yes, there are reasons for that, I promise you.

Who are you?

I guess I should tell you. My name is Ikal Xiu, Vice Chancellor of the organization Dark Reunion, and the reason I can't help you, or go see you, is because I am already dead.

Meanwhile, in Siberia…

I have found a house!, Kusuo thought as he found a house in the middle of nowhere.

A man walked out of the house, looked at Kusuo, and said, "Привет! Ты первый человек, которого я видел здесь… Откуда у тебя розовые волосы?"

Kusuo noticed that the viewers, apart from the Russian ones, were confused.

Hey, viewers, he said, 'Hey, you're the first person that I've seen here… where did you get that pink hair?

Author: Psst. Saiki!

What is it?

Author: It's a fanfic! You're not in an anime right now!

Oh. That explains everything happening to me. Ok. so not viewers, readers. I get it.

Saiki proceeded to answer the Russian man, saying he got the pink hair by going to an anime convention.

"Да! Вы похожи на этого парня из 'Страшной жизни Сайки Кусуо!'" (Yeah! You look like that guy from The Disastrous Life of Saiki Kusuo!)

Something was very wrong about this Siberia.

Back in Japan…

*bing bong*

Saiki's mom answered the door. "Kuu-chan! Is that yo- Oh hi guys! Have you seen Kusuo?"

"That's what I was going to ask you guys.", Teruhashi answered.

"Oh my. Come inside you three, it's cold out there."

Hey guys! Author here! REALLY short chapter this time, and sorry for being gone for a week. Was working on a Python script.