Sora gave one last glance in Cloud's direction then made his way to the Schoolyard…
As he headed towards the schoolyard he began humming the tune to his favorite song…
"Puff The Magic Dragon lived
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the Autumn mist
In a land called Honileeeeee"
Repeat
As Sora neared the schoolyard…..which was packed with people, he spotted Riku waving
his Magic wand back and forth…
"Hey Riku" Sora called out sarcastically as he made his way across the court…. (As if
singing a song about some mentally retarted dragon was a big step up).
Riku waved his wand in Sora's direction in order to acknowledge Sora and
Show off his favorite wand.
Suddenly out of absolutely nowhere Seifer jumped out and grabbed Riku's special
Wand… "No Seifer give it back" Riku cried desperately while Sora stood there pointing
And laughing… Seifer sneered and broke the wand in half… (big shocker)
For a moment Riku stood there… Jaw droped… wondering how anyone….outside of
Sora… could be so full of evil that they would break his favorite childhood memory in
Half…literally. Riku fell to his Knees as Seifer chuckled "M-my wand… my favorite
Wand i-it's it's… GOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE……" Riku paused for breath then
Began again….. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Riku threw his
Hands up in there air in order to add to the dramatic affect and began again….
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW
COULD……..YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Sora laughed even harder at Riku's pain
Wondering why anyone would waste 5 minutes screaming about some stupid wand….
"Seifer" Riku sneered in a slightly deadly manner….Seifer began to back away slowly
"Hehe what a total lamer h-hehe-h-he….." He chuckled nervously, cause cool kids don't
laugh… Riku walked slowly towards Seifer with a desire to kill in his
passionate aquamarine eyes as Sora began to regain conciousness…
"You killed my wand" Riku started… "Your gonna die" At these words Sora
jumped… "I can't let him do this" Sora thought to himself….He made his way towards
Riku in slow motion…. "RIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUU"
Sora yelled frantically….. "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUU
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN'TTTTT…..
(pause for breath here) HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTTT
HIIIIIMMMMMMM…." Riku looked up at Sora as he rushed to Seifer's aid…
"But why" Rku asked puzzled as Seifer began kissing Sora's feet….
"Because Riku it wouldn't be right if you did without at least
giving me a chance to set up my recorder equipment…." Sora answered as Seifer began
Spitting on His ginormous yellow shoes …. Riku looked puzzled but finally okayed it….
"It'll only take a sec I swear…" Sora said as he rushed to the sidelines and began setting
up his equipment…. Mr. Toyota appeared from the sidelines and approached Riku…
"Mr. Harada You cannot kill a student on school grounds unless you fill out the
detention form!" Mr. T pointed out… ""What day is it gonna be"
Riku questioned pulling out his detention book… "Tomorrow and if you aren't
Planning on showing up then I'm afraid the most you can do is beat him unconscious"
Mr. T answered…. "You bastard" Seifer murmered unfer his breath as Riku
Settled for just knocking him unconscious… Sora made his way over to Riku and turned
On his recorder...
Wakka and Tidus Stood on the sidelines as Riku began to bang Seifers head against the ground (Which seemed to be a bad habit for Riku)
"Tidus We're losing buisness people came to see two idiots rapping
Not an idiot crying over a stupid wand…"Wakka induced…. "C'mon
Man this is classic and besides I thought I wore the pants in this relationship"
Tidus replied sarcastically…..
Wakka caved and decided to take it upon himself to in the sharade
Seifer lied on the ground completely defenseless screaming in between bangs... "YOU-AWWWOOOWW
LAMERS…AWWWWWWW"
"Riku stop beating Seifer now…"
Wakka pleaded calmly placing his hand upon Riku's tense shoulder…
"But Wawa he broke my favorite wand…"
Riku whined… "WAWA…THAT"S SO LAME" Sora laughed… Wakka threw a
Rock at Sora's head in order to shut him up….
"OWW WHY"D YOU DO THAT"
He yelled and then licked his toung out as Wakka as he continued to calm Riku down…
"Riku you're gonna be fine all you have to do is believe deep inside your
mirror of truth and see that beautiful beautyfullness which is you!"
Wakka lied… "Really Wawa" Riku said naively…
"Of coarse Riku… you know why?"
Wakka asked in confidence… "No Wawa Why?"
"Because Riku" Wakka answered…
"YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
AND WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN OOOOHHHH
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
NO WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN
SO WORDS DON'T BRING HIM DOWN TODAY"
Wakka sang…
"OOH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUUUUUUUULLLLLLL"
Sora cried as he fell to the ground crying…..everyone pointed and laughed….
"So you see Riku all you have to do is believe that you are beautiful and you won't need
Wanda…"
"WANDA…. YOU"RE WAND HAS A NAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Sora Said pointing and laughing at Riku….
Riku ignored Sora and took Wakka's advice..
"Are you two ready to start or what?" The Referee asked retorically...
"No I still need to get my Micky mouse chain…"
Riku answered dimly not knowing he didn't have a choice…
"Then in that case BEGIN" The referee continued sarcastically…
He dropped the checkered flag thing in Sora's favor…
"Oh uh it's my turn?' Sora asked dimly…
Ahem
" My name is Sora
I went to Bora Bora
My girlfriends name is Lora
I have a nice Ora
Riku is Gay
He masterbates all day
And he were's womens body spray"
"HEY NO I DON'T And I'm not
Gay…"
Riku interrupted defensively…
The referee signaled Sora to Stop…
"Hey I was just getting to the good part"
Sora whined…
"The only thing good about that was when it was over…now if only I could
be so fortunate….(yeah…sure….whatever)
Riku took this oppratunity to begin his "rap"…
"Hey everybody I have great hair
a flawless face and shiny hair
People are jelous because of my natural beauty
And being sexy is my eternal duty"
Riku paused to see the crowds Reaction….(which was basically just a bunch of blank faces and a kid throwing up his lunch….)
Riku saw his self perception rap was kinda gay so he shifted into
Gangster rap overload and decided to try a rap he heard Yuffie spitin …(gangster for reciting)….
"I like big BUTTS
AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN
WITH AN ITY BITY WASTE
AND A ROUN THING IN YO FACE
YOU GET SPRUNG…"
Riku paused when he realized he never did listen to the
Rest of the song…."uh oh"
Riku whispered when he saw the crowds reaction...
Well that's basically what Kairi meant by Remember what happened last time! Please R&r
