Disclaimer: Don't own it...Chapter nine... I hate 3 day log ins! PISSSSSSSSSSSSY FIT
Sora gave one last glance in Cloud's direction then made his way to the Schoolyard…

As he headed towards the schoolyard he began humming the tune to his favorite song…

"Puff The Magic Dragon lived

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in the Autumn mist

In a land called Honileeeeee"

Repeat

As Sora neared the schoolyard…..which was packed with people, he spotted Riku waving

his Magic wand back and forth…

"Hey Riku" Sora called out sarcastically as he made his way across the court…. (As if

singing a song about some mentally retarted dragon was a big step up).

Riku waved his wand in Sora's direction in order to acknowledge Sora and

Show off his favorite wand.

Suddenly out of absolutely nowhere Seifer jumped out and grabbed Riku's special

Wand… "No Seifer give it back" Riku cried desperately while Sora stood there pointing

And laughing… Seifer sneered and broke the wand in half… (big shocker)

For a moment Riku stood there… Jaw droped… wondering how anyone….outside of

Sora… could be so full of evil that they would break his favorite childhood memory in

Half…literally. Riku fell to his Knees as Seifer chuckled "M-my wand… my favorite

Wand i-it's it's… GOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE……" Riku paused for breath then

Began again….. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Riku threw his

Hands up in there air in order to add to the dramatic affect and began again….

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW

COULD……..YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Sora laughed even harder at Riku's pain

Wondering why anyone would waste 5 minutes screaming about some stupid wand….

"Seifer" Riku sneered in a slightly deadly manner….Seifer began to back away slowly

"Hehe what a total lamer h-hehe-h-he….." He chuckled nervously, cause cool kids don't

laugh… Riku walked slowly towards Seifer with a desire to kill in his

passionate aquamarine eyes as Sora began to regain conciousness…

"You killed my wand" Riku started… "Your gonna die" At these words Sora

jumped… "I can't let him do this" Sora thought to himself….He made his way towards

Riku in slow motion…. "RIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUU"

Sora yelled frantically….. "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUU

YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN'TTTTT…..

(pause for breath here) HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTTT

HIIIIIMMMMMMM…." Riku looked up at Sora as he rushed to Seifer's aid…

"But why" Rku asked puzzled as Seifer began kissing Sora's feet….

"Because Riku it wouldn't be right if you did without at least

giving me a chance to set up my recorder equipment…." Sora answered as Seifer began

Spitting on His ginormous yellow shoes …. Riku looked puzzled but finally okayed it….

"It'll only take a sec I swear…" Sora said as he rushed to the sidelines and began setting

up his equipment…. Mr. Toyota appeared from the sidelines and approached Riku…

"Mr. Harada You cannot kill a student on school grounds unless you fill out the

detention form!" Mr. T pointed out… ""What day is it gonna be"

Riku questioned pulling out his detention book… "Tomorrow and if you aren't

Planning on showing up then I'm afraid the most you can do is beat him unconscious"

Mr. T answered…. "You bastard" Seifer murmered unfer his breath as Riku

Settled for just knocking him unconscious… Sora made his way over to Riku and turned

On his recorder...


Wakka and Tidus Stood on the sidelines as Riku began to bang Seifers head against the ground (Which seemed to be a bad habit for Riku)

"Tidus We're losing buisness people came to see two idiots rapping

Not an idiot crying over a stupid wand…"Wakka induced…. "C'mon

Man this is classic and besides I thought I wore the pants in this relationship"

Tidus replied sarcastically…..

Wakka caved and decided to take it upon himself to in the sharade


Seifer lied on the ground completely defenseless screaming in between bangs... "YOU-AWWWOOOWW

LAMERS…AWWWWWWW"

"Riku stop beating Seifer now…"

Wakka pleaded calmly placing his hand upon Riku's tense shoulder…

"But Wawa he broke my favorite wand…"

Riku whined… "WAWA…THAT"S SO LAME" Sora laughed… Wakka threw a

Rock at Sora's head in order to shut him up….

"OWW WHY"D YOU DO THAT"

He yelled and then licked his toung out as Wakka as he continued to calm Riku down…

"Riku you're gonna be fine all you have to do is believe deep inside your

mirror of truth and see that beautiful beautyfullness which is you!"

Wakka lied… "Really Wawa" Riku said naively…

"Of coarse Riku… you know why?"

Wakka asked in confidence… "No Wawa Why?"

"Because Riku" Wakka answered…

"YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY

AND WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN OOOOHHHH

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY

NO WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN

SO WORDS DON'T BRING HIM DOWN TODAY"

Wakka sang…

"OOH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUUUUUUUULLLLLLL"

Sora cried as he fell to the ground crying…..everyone pointed and laughed….

"So you see Riku all you have to do is believe that you are beautiful and you won't need

Wanda…"

"WANDA…. YOU"RE WAND HAS A NAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Sora Said pointing and laughing at Riku….

Riku ignored Sora and took Wakka's advice..

"Are you two ready to start or what?" The Referee asked retorically...

"No I still need to get my Micky mouse chain…"

Riku answered dimly not knowing he didn't have a choice…

"Then in that case BEGIN" The referee continued sarcastically…

He dropped the checkered flag thing in Sora's favor…

"Oh uh it's my turn?' Sora asked dimly…

Ahem

" My name is Sora

I went to Bora Bora

My girlfriends name is Lora

I have a nice Ora

Riku is Gay

He masterbates all day

And he were's womens body spray"

"HEY NO I DON'T And I'm not

Gay…"

Riku interrupted defensively…

The referee signaled Sora to Stop…

"Hey I was just getting to the good part"

Sora whined…

"The only thing good about that was when it was over…now if only I could

be so fortunate….(yeah…sure….whatever)

Riku took this oppratunity to begin his "rap"…

"Hey everybody I have great hair

a flawless face and shiny hair

People are jelous because of my natural beauty

And being sexy is my eternal duty"

Riku paused to see the crowds Reaction….(which was basically just a bunch of blank faces and a kid throwing up his lunch….)

Riku saw his self perception rap was kinda gay so he shifted into

Gangster rap overload and decided to try a rap he heard Yuffie spitin …(gangster for reciting)….

"I like big BUTTS

AND I CANNOT LIE

YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY

WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN

WITH AN ITY BITY WASTE

AND A ROUN THING IN YO FACE

YOU GET SPRUNG…"

Riku paused when he realized he never did listen to the

Rest of the song…."uh oh"

Riku whispered when he saw the crowds reaction...


Well that's basically what Kairi meant by Remember what happened last time! Please R&r