Thank you Alex Skywalker for being my only reviewer.
Disclaimer: I do not wish to argue with Robin. So I do not own Young Justice
Jason was stewing on the couch. His hair was bright green, and he was wearing some of Dick's slightly small clothes.
Artemis had dug through his utility belt and found the green hair die that Dick kept in there for probably no reason whatsoever.
And then Artemis actually used it on him.
Tim of course, was fast asleep now. He and Dick were curled up on one of the couches, both fast asleep.
Jason wondered how on earth he was younger than Richard.
Of course, there was also the fact that Dick was injured, and had been up for two days straight because of a mission the night before with Batman.
With the added help of the seemingly inherited Bat insomnia.
And Tim was ten.
Zatanna, Rocket, M'gann, and Artemis kept shooting glances at the two younger boys, and Jason rolled his eyes as he heard their giggles.
It was obvious that even Wally, Conner and Kaldur found it cute that the Boy Wonder could just curl up and fall to sleep.
Alfred of course, made sure that both of the boys had blankets.
Jason felt his control slip, and he smiled as Tim snuggled closer to Dick. Dick immediately opened up and let his younger brother in.
"Dude! He doesn't even know what perfect blackmail this is." Wally crowed, sitting down next to Jason, eating a massive sandwich.
Jason snorted. "Of course he does. He's just completely worn out."
Wally shot him a sideways glance. "Does he hate it when you tease him about his height?" He asked quickly.
Jason smiled mischievously. "Yep."
Wally laughed. "He acts younger than you, looks younger than you, sounds younger than you, and you're younger than him!"
Jason watched as Batman walked into the room talking to Alfred.
Both men froze when they caught sight of Dick and Tim. Alfred smiled, and Batman's expression softened for a minute.
Then they carried on with their conversation.
Kaldur and a disgruntled Conner were helping Flash to carry in a Christmas tree.
Black Canary was dumping decorations into Superman's arms, despite the man of steel's protests. Jason was pretty sure it was her revenge for the fact that Superman had taken so long to try with Conner.
Green Arrow was talking with Roy about something. Roy looked angry, so Jason assumed it was about his unhealthy need to find the other Roy.
Dick, Wally, Bruce, and the entire Justice League had tried to find the other Roy. They still had a group looking.
But Dick had told Jason and Tim that Roy thought they were just giving up.
Which was idiotic of him, but Dick said that Roy wasn't traught.
Jason had rolled his eyes and left Tim to ask what traught meant for about the millionth time.
Because the little genius couldn't seem to wrap his mind around the thought that changing the english language was even possible.
Green Arrow threw up his hands in exasperation and stormed off.
Jason stood up. "I'm bored. What do we do now?" He asked calmly.
Wally shrugged. "Take pictures of Rob and little bird over there? And then when they wake up, we show them."
Jason grinned wickedly. "I know just the camera to use."
"GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!" Tim yelled, eyes narrowed. Jason ran as fast he could. He'd forgotten how much Tim treasured his camera.
And of course, because Dick wanted the pictures off of the camera, he was also chasing Jason.
And he was completely ready to kill him as well.
"Artyhelpmeplease!" Wally yelped, dodging a Batarang. Artemis and M'gann were helping to untangle Kaldur and Conner from the Christmas decorations, and were struggling to ignore the sounds of fighting.
"Not my problem Wally. I would prefer not to die by Robin." She called.
Wally paled. Jason just closed his eyes and kept running. "You are going to die!" Robin yelled, and Jason made himself go faster.
"Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelp me!" Wally tried to hide behind Roy.
"Get your own shield! I've been on the wrong side of the Bats before and I'm not going to do it again!" Roy growled, pushing Wally away . . .
Right into Robin.
Robin turned his version of the Bat-glare (which was almost worse than Batman's) on Roy.
"Just kidding lets go Flash Boy." Roy grabbed Wally's arm, and the two of them took off.
Tim's arms wrapped around Jason's neck, and suddenly the older boy found himself on his back, the camera out of his hands, and a glaring younger brother sitting on his chest.
"Time for revenge." Tim growled in his admittedly adorable Batman voice.
He began to tickle Jason.
That was probably Jason's one weakness. He could not stand being tickled. It drove him completely crazy.
"BATMAN!" Jason yelled. He could faintly hear the sound of Robin torturing Kid Flash and Red Arrow.
Suddenly Tim stopped. He was standing next to Batman and Robin, angrily checking over his camera, and probably deleting all of the blackmail photos.
KF and Roy were leaning against the couches, looking at Robin as though he was . . . well . . . Batman.
Jason knew better.
Dick was a lot better than Batman.
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