"Last time on Total Drama Island: Our 16 remaining campers were put through the first ever Camp Wawanakwa Paintball Deer Hunt, making some teens deers, and the others hunters. It was a hard fought challenge full of many twists and turns, but thanks to Lindsay's careless mistake, the Screaming Gophers lost. Despite Heather's best efforts to make it not so, Lindsay was voted off, leaving Heather one less alliance member. How will she recover from such a loss? What will Duncan do to get back at Eva giving him a black eye? And who will be going home tonight? Stay tuned for the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet, right here on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!"

*** Opening Credits ***

The camera opens on the boys cabin where Duncan is just now waking up. His left eye is a dark purple from the punch Eva gave him. As he opens his eyes, he holds his black eye in pain and groans.

"Geez, that girl can pack a punch."

Duncan hoped off his bed when he suddenly looked down and was greeted by a pair of dirty underwear lying on the ground at his feet. He jumped back in disgust and accidentally slipped, causing him to fall.

"Ow!" Duncan's yell woke up the remaining boys that were present in the cabin. "Harold, what the heck is your crusty old underwear doing on the floor?"

Harold rubbed his eyes and yawned before looking down at what was bothering Duncan.

"I don't remember putting that there. You sure it's mine?"

"Dude, your mom stitched the name on the back of it," DJ pointed out.

"He's right about that, eh. It says Harold on it," Ezekiel added.

"Huh, must have fallen out of my drawer without me noticing. Sorry about that." Harold picked up the article of clothing and placed it into his drawer.

"You're lucky that I'm focused on Eva right now, or you would be so dead," Duncan grumbled as he went to get dressed. Harold shrugged and left for the bathroom.

*** Confessional: Harold ***

"I think it's awesome how Eva knocked Duncan down a peg by giving him that black eye. I'm sure that the fact that a girl gave him it annoys the living heck out of him. Plus, it's made him less focused on trying to make my life crap, what with him focusing on Eva and all. It's been great. Who knows, at this rate he may end up making a careless mistake due to him being blinded by rage. It would be awesome if he was eliminated early."

*** Outside the Girls cabin ***

As many of the girls are on their way to prepare for the day, Heather can be seen sulking on the steps of the cabin, obviously still frustrated about her alliance member being eliminated.

"Still feeling down?" Beth asked as she sat down next to Heather.

"It sucks, Beth. You, me, and Lindsay were supposed to be the final 3. This pretty much ruins my plans."

"Well, why don't we just find someone else to be in our alliance?" Beth asked.

Heather pondered this, thinking over her options for who she could include in her alliance. Gwen and Leshawna would be an obvious no, considering the lack of trust they would have. Trent was also unlikely to help her due to his obvious preference for Gwen. However, Owen, Noah, and even Cody all seemed like boys that Heather could easily sway to her side. Sure, Cody had an obvious crush on Gwen and Noah didn't seem to want to align with anyone, but Heather could find a way to persuade them. A grin spread across Heather's face as she thought about it.

"You know what, Beth?" Heather asked. "You're absolutely right. We got to keep moving forward. All we need is someone to replace Lindsay. How hard could that be?"

"That's the spirit," Beth said as she stood up. "I'm going to go get ready. See you at the challenge."

As Beth left to go get ready, Heather's mood was noticeably better.

*** Confessional: Heather ***

"It stinks that Lindsay was eliminated. It really does. But I'm resourceful. I can make this work. There's three guys on this team ripe for the picking. Replacing Lindsay with one of them will be like taking candy from a baby. I think I'll target Owen first. How hard could it be to get a brain-dead lummox like him on my side?"

*** At the Beach ***

Once all 15 campers were gathered around Chris, he began to explain the day's challenge.

"Today's challenge will test your mind, your teamwork, and your skills in the kitchen. You'll be cooking a three course meal and serving it to me for tasting," Chris explained. "The winners get a reward. The losers send someone home. Each team will appoint a head chef to create a theme for the meal and to oversee the cooking. Now, to cook you need ingredients. Every morning a truck brings us food. Today's task starts there."

The teens looked back to see a truck come out of the water, being drove by a dolphin. Ignoring the odd sight, the Bass were the first team to get to the back of the truck and looked at the ingredients inside.

"We could do a killer Italian theme," Geoff commented as he looked at the different ingredients.

"Looks like we got our head chef," Duncan replied.

"Awesome. Let's get grabbing." Geoff climbed into the truck, followed by the rest of his team, telling them which ingredients they needed. Meanwhile, the Gophers were making their way over to the truck. Heather looked at Owen and smiled.

"Owen, you look like someone who knows a lot about food," Heather said.

"Whoa. How'd you know?" Owen asked, surprised.

"Oh, just call it a hunch," Heather sarcastically replied. "Anyway, you should totally be head chef."

"You really think so?" Owen asked, causing Heather to nod in approval. "Awesome! I'll be the best head chef ever."

*** Confessional: Heather ***

"Making Owen head chef seemed pretty fitting. It gave him a boost of confidence to trust me more, which will make getting him in my alliance much easier. Plus, it keeps him from working with the food. Looking at Owen, he's not the kind of person I'd trust with food."

*** Back at the beach ***

"Alright dudes, let's hit the road," Geoff said as the Killer Bass walked off the truck carrying ingredients to prepare their meal. Meanwhile, Owen looked around at the remaining foods inside the truck and quickly listed off what everyone should grab. After they had got everything, both teams began to make their way to the Mess Hall kitchen to prepare the three course meal.

"Ok, we got a three-course meal to make," Geoff pointed out as his team placed their supplies on a table. "There's 6 of you, so everyone partner up to make one of the courses."

"I know how to make pasta sauce," DJ said.

"And I know how to boil pasta," Bridgette added, prompting the two to high five.

"Cool, looks like you dudes can handle the main dish," Geoff said. "Who's next?"

"Me and Zeke can cover the antipasto," Harold offered. "Shouldn't be too hard, I'm like a black belt in cutting cheese."

The other members of the Bass started chuckling at Harold's comment, causing him to facepalm when he realized what he just said.

"Hey, that's fine with me too, eh. I can cover the meats for it," Ezekiel added.

"Awesome. Duncan and Eva, looks like that leaves the two of you on dessert," Geoff said, causing both to glare at each other.

"There's no way I'm working with this witch," Duncan said. "She'd only screw up the whole thing."

"Oh, shut up Duncan," Eva responded. "You may be a waste of skin, but there's no way I'd throw a challenge just because I have to work with you."

Duncan looked ready to snap before Geoff came in to try and calm him down.

"Duncan, you need to chill bro. We got to try and win this challenge, remember?"

Duncan sighed and nodded.

*** Confessional: Eva ***

"Punching Duncan was fantastic. I'd say it was a pretty good way to get back at him for trying to backstab me and get me eliminated. Now that that's over, I mean business. I'm not going to let some bad feelings get in the way of me helping my team win. Duncan isn't worth throwing a challenge for."

*** Back at the kitchen ***

While Harold, Ezekiel, DJ, and Bridgette all seem to be happily starting to prepare their food, while Duncan is still obviously upset about being paired up with Eva.

"This isn't over," Duncan said as the two gathered the materials to make the dessert. "Don't think for one minute that I'm going to let you off easy for giving me this black eye."

"What, you still sore that a girl kicked your butt?" Eva asked with a chuckle, making Duncan even more angry. "Here, I have a suggestion for you. How about you suck it up and get over yourself, and help me make this dessert so we can win the challenge. I doubt it'll make you feel any better to know that you're the reason your team lost a challenge."

Duncan was about to respond, but realized that Eva actually was right about that, so he decided to keep his mouth shut and simply get to work on the deserts. Meanwhile, Owen led his team into the kitchen to begin their meal.

"Alright guys, we got to make a totally awesome meal so we can win Chris over. Who wants to do what?" Owen asked.

"Me and Beth could cover the appetizer," Leshawna offered. "I make a pineapple chutney that could melt the socks off the devil."

"That sounds nice and all, but I was thinking I could make pineapple skewers for the appetizer," Heather said.

"I don't know, Heather. Leshawna sounds pretty sure about her idea. Probably best to let her handle it."

Heather was about to object to what Owen had said, but knew it was best to let him call the shots, less he decide to lose his trust.

"You're right, Owen. They should cover the appetizer," Heather finally said, making Leshawna raise a surprised eyebrow.

"Wow. That's big of you to say, Heather," Leshawna admitted.

"Heather, how about you help out Gwen and Trent with the ribs?" Owen suggested. "Since it'll be our main course, we need all the work on it we can get."

Heather cringed a bit at the thought of working with Trent and Gwen, but nodded in agreement.

"Awesome! Guess that leaves Noah and Cody on dessert. What's the plan guys?"

"Well, I guess we could do something with all of these oranges," Cody said as he looked at the ingredients that they had.

"Me and my mom used to make cupcakes all the time, back home," Noah added. "Maybe we could try to make some orange cupcakes?"

"That sounds crazy awesome," Owen responded. "Go for it!"

Noah nodded and him and Cody began to get to work. With everyone having an assignment, the Gophers began to create their meal.

*** Confessional: Owen ***

"Things are looking sweet! We got everyone working hard on everything. Chris is going to love our food, haha...come to think of it, just thinking about it now is making my mouth water."

*** Back at the kitchen ***

As the Bass are going about preparing their meal, Geoff is paying special attention to Bridgette as she worked on the pasta with DJ.

"You're an awesome cook, Bridgette," Geoff complimented as he watched her.

"Thanks. You're doing pretty great at being head chef, too," Bridgette replied as the two grinned at each other. DJ smiled to himself as he watched the two flirt.

*** Confessional: DJ ***

"Looks like the advice I gave Geoff about handling relationships is working like a charm. He's making less and less stupid comments around her and doing better at getting her to warm up to him. Before you know it, those two are going to be hooked up."

*** Confessional: Duncan ***

"It's bad enough that I have to deal with Eva, but seeing Geoff waste his time making googly eyes with surfer chick is just plain stupid. We came to this game to win money, not hook up with girls. I guarantee that you'd never catch me dead hooking up in this show. I'm all about the money, and there's no way I'm going to let anything stop me from getting that money. Especially not something as pointless as a reality show hookup."

*** In the kitchen ***

"Everything looks like it's coming along great, guys," Owen said as he watched his team mates work. "Leshawna, that chutney looks amazing!"

Leshawna and Beth smiled as they continued to work on their dish.

"Noah, Cody, those cupcakes look fantastic. Keep up the good work."

Noah and Cody nodded at Owen as they worked on putting icing on the cupcakes.

"And guys, those ribs...holy molasses does it look tasty."

Owen gaped at the ribs that Trent, Gwen, and Heather were preparing, drooling a bit as he watched.

"Good enough to eat already," Owen said as he began to slowly reach out to the ribs, causing Heather to smack his hand.

"Owen, the food is for Chris, not you," Heather said.

"Sorry, sorry, it's just that you guys are doing an awesome job. We got this challenge in the bag! Woohoo!"

"That's what he thinks," Geoff commented to his team, who all nodded in agreement. "How's everyone doing?"

"Pasta is boiled and ready," Bridgette said. "All that's left is to finish making the pasta sauce."

"The appetizer is looking great, eh. Chris is going to love it," Ezekiel added.

"Awesome, dudes," Geoff replied. "Yo, Eva and Duncan, how's the desert coming?"

Geoff looked over at Duncan and Eva preparing the desert, filling dough with custard.

"Surprisingly edible looking," Duncan admitted. "Eva actually didn't ruin it."

Eva raised an eyebrow at Duncan's statement, but didn't respond, not wanting to waste her breath on dignifying him with a response.

"We need a bit more custard," Eva said. "I'm going back to the truck to get some more."

As Eva left, Duncan glared at her until she was gone, then walked up to Geoff and DJ.

"So we're all understood that if we lose the challenge today, we vote off Eva, right?"

"Sure, Duncan," DJ responded. "But I think we got a pretty good shot at this. Everything's looking pretty good."

"Yeah, but the Gopher's ain't looking too shabby either," Duncan replied as he looked over at the opposing team's table. "So if the worst happens, we get rid that freak tonight."

"Alright, dude. Fine with us," Geoff said.

*** Confessional: Geoff ***

"I know Duncan is pretty sore at Eva for giving him that black eye, but can you really blame the chick? I mean, Duncan DID try to get her kicked off for no reason. Now he kind of does have a reason, but still, I think he's taking things with her a bit too seriously."

*** In the kitchen ***

As Eva returned, she noticed Duncan and Geoff preparing sandwiches together. Thinking no one was watching, they then poured hot sauce on one of the sandwiches, snickering to themselves as they did so.

"Man, it's going to be hilarious when Harold gets a bite of this," Duncan said as he looked down at the plate.

"Not as funny as it'll be when I give you a second black eye if you give him that sandwich."

Duncan looked back and smiled sheepishly at Eva.

"Oh come on, Eva, we were just going to have a bit of fun," Duncan said as he handed her the bottle of hot sauce. "Learn to laugh every once in a while."

"Learn to laugh, eh?" Eva suddenly took the top off of the hot sauce bottle and jammed the bottle into Duncan's pants, causing the hot sauce to pour all over his nether regions. Duncan's eyes grew wide as the heat started intensifying, making him yell out in pain. Eva was laughing as he ran outside to get to the water.

"Now THAT is funny," Eva said as Duncan ran out the door.

*** Confessional: Duncan ***

After panting for a bit to get over the heat he had just been through, Duncan glared at the camera.

"She is SO dead."

*** In the kitchen ***

As Eva finished filling the last desert full of custard, Duncan made his way back inside, wearing a new pair of pants.

"What took you so long?" Eva asked with a snicker. Duncan only glared at her as he made his way to the table.

"Enough horsing around guys, it's about time for us to give the food to Chris for tasting. Put the finishing touches on the deserts, I'm going to check on Ezekiel and Harold with the appetizer.

Geoff walked off, leaving Duncan to glare at Eva, who only smirked in response to it. Meanwhile, the Gophers looked to also be finishing up with their meal. Heather could be seen putting the last bit of barbecue sauce on the ribs.

"I've got to say, Heather, I'm impressed by the amount of teamwork you're showing today," Gwen admitted, causing Heather to roll her eyes.

"Yeah, Chris is going to love these ribs," Trent added.

"He better. These were a pain in the butt to prepare," Heather said. "Owen, how's everything looking?"

"Awesome! Noah and Cody just finished the cupcakes, and Leshawna and Beth are pretty much done with the appetizer. Those ribs look pretty great too."

"Campers, 5 minutes remain in the challenge," Chris said as he poked his head into the kitchen. "Put the finishing touches on everything and prepare to wow me. Killer Bass is up first."

Chris walked back into the mess hall, while the Killer Bass hurried to make sure their meal was in the best shape it could be in. Once they were sure they were ready, they began to carry out the meal to Chris.

"We better go watch to see how they do," Beth said, making the others nod in agreement.

"Owen, you watch the food while we see how the Bass do," Heather said.

"Uh, are you sure that's a good idea?" Owen asked as he looked down at the ribs and felts his mouth watering.

"Duh," Heather responded. "Why wouldn't it be? You're the head chef. We'll come to get the food once it's our turn."

The other members of the Screaming Gophers left the kitchen, leaving Owen alone with the food. He nervously looked around at everything his team mates had prepared and began drooling.

"Man, they did an awesome job. This pineapple chutney is the best pineapple chutney I've ever seen! Then again it is the first pineapple chutney I've ever seen." Owen then looked over at the orange cupcakes Noah and Cody had made. "And dang, do these cupcakes look tasty. Who knew Noah was so good at making pastries." Just as Owen was beginning to reach out for a cupcake, he sniffed the air and looked back at the giant plate of ribs that was worked on by Trent, Gwen, and Heather.

"Oh mama, do those ribs look awesome." Owen walked over to the ribs and started sniffing them. He gave a satisfied sigh as he looked at them. "If it smells this good, I can't imagine how great it tastes." Owen looked back at the door to see if anyone was looking. When he saw no one there, he returned his gaze to the ribs.

"Well, who says Chris is the only one to get to enjoy the food. Plus, I AM the head chef after all. A teeny tiny bite won't hurt."

*** Confessional: Owen ***

"I totally had my hunger under control. I just needed a little bite of the ribs to settle my stomach After all, after a hard days work as head chef, I think I earned a little bite."

*** In the mess hall ***

Back in the mess hall, the Killer Bass began to serve Chris his three-course meal. Ezekiel and Harold first presented him with the appetizer, a plate of assorted meats and cheeses. Chris took a couple of bites and smiled.

"The antipasto is great! Pass the pasta, please."

DJ placed the plate of spaghetti in front of Chris, who slurped up the noodles and smiled again.

"Not bad, not bad at all. I'd give both an 8 out of 10," Chris said, making DJ, Bridgette, Ezekiel, and Harold all grin in response. Eva and Duncan finally presented Chris with the desert plate. Chris took a bite of the pastry.

"Eh, not bad, but it could be better. I'll give it a 6." Eva and Duncan both looked a bit disappointed but were satisfied that the score wasn't too low. After the Bass had cleared Chris' table of their plates, he was ready to judge the Gophers.

"Alright, Screaming Gophers, it's your turn to wow me. The Killer Bass set the bar pretty high, so you best have something good," Chris said,

"You bet we got something good," Heather responded. "Come on guys, help me with the plates."

Beth, Trent, and Gwen followed Heather into the kitchen and dropped their jaws as soon as they walked inside. At their table, Owen was covered in barbecue sauce, had wild hair, and a deranged look in his eyes as he looked down at the now empty plate of ribs in horror.

"OWEN! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?" Heather yelled out.

"I don't know! I just took one little bite of the ribs, and next thing I know, I took another bite and another bite. I kept eating until..." Owen facepalmed. "I'm sorry, it was just SO dang good!"

"This is bad, guys," Trent said. "What are we going to do without a main course?"

"Gophers, I'm waiting," Chris called out. The teens sighed and had Beth carryy out the appetizer first to delay the inevitable. Chris took a bite of it and grinned.

"Wow! This is great. 10 out of 10."

Leshawna smiled, but raised an eyebrow when she saw the nervous look on Beth's face. She realized what it was for, however, when Heather, Trent, and Gwen walked out carrying an empty plate of ribs. They sat the plate down in front of Chris who looked at in confusion.

"The heck is this?" Chris asked.

"It WAS our main course," Gwen responded. "But we had an incident."

"An incident?" Chris asked.

"Owen ate the whole thing," Heather hissed out as Owen walked out with the cupcakes and looked at the floor in shame.

"I think I left one little bite for him," Owen said. Chris looked over the plate and finally spotted a tiny scrap of meat left over from Owen's feast. Chris picked up the scrap and ate it.

"Not bad," Chris said. "But I'm disappointed that I didn't get to fully enjoy the ribs. I'll give you 1 point for effort."

Owen gave Heather a look of guilt when he noticed her glaring at him.

"Looks like we have our winner," Chris began to say.

"Hey! You didn't even try my cupcakes," Noah exclaimed, making his team mates raise their eyebrows. "What? I worked hard on them. He could at least try them."

Chris shrugged and grabbed a cupcake off of the plate Owen was holding and promptly took a bite.

"Pretty good," Chris said. "But even if it got a 10 out of 10, the lack of a main course kind of ruins things. Therefore, the winners are the Killer Bass!"

The Bass members cheered in joy, while the Gophers all looked defeated.

"Screaming Gophers, I'll be seeing you all tonight," Chris said as he got up, taking another cupcake with him before he left.

*** Confessional: Owen ***

"Alright, so maybe my hunger WASN'T in control. But I couldn't help it, those ribs were too dang crazy awesome!"

*** Outside the cabins ***

"We did good today, boys," Eva said as she walked with Harold and Ezekiel. "I'd say we're doing pretty good for ourselves in this game."

As the trio walked, Eva took notice of Duncan giving her a dirty look as he watched her from a distance.

"You worried about him trying to get back at you for the black eye?" Harold asked.

"Nah, he's just a punk that doesn't like it when he gets a taste of his own medicine," Eva responded. "I can handle anything he throws at me. If he wants a fight, then he better bring his A-game, because I'm no pushover."

"Still, I can't help but feel like he's going to try something funny, eh," Ezekiel added. "We should stay on our guard just in case."

Eva and Harold nodded in agreement, while Duncan continued angrily watching from a distance.

*** Confessional: Duncan ***

"Oh, you can bet that I'm going to get back at Eva. First the black eye and then the hot sauce? She is going down, BIG TIME. And once she's gone, I'm going to take down those two dork friend of hers. And I'm not going to take it easy on them. They're going to wish they were never born. I guarantee it."

*** Elimination Ceremony: Screaming Gophers ***

"Screaming Gophers, back again I see," Chris said with a chuckle. "Your meal today had some serious potential, but one blunder was all it took to put your efforts in the pooper! 8 of you sit before me today, but only 7 of you will remain after tonight."

The 8 campers looked around nervously as Chris held up the platter of 7 marshmallows.

"The first marshmallow of the evening goes to...Heather."

Heather looked a bit surprised but smiled as she got up to take her marshmallow.

"Next marshmallows go to Beth, Gwen, Trent, and Leshawna."

Each member of the Gophers got up to receive their marshmallow as their names were called.

"Cody, you are also safe," Chris said, prompting Cody to retrieve his symbol of immunity, leaving only one left for either Noah or Owen.

"Owen and Noah, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. The person who gets it will stay in the competition, while the other will have to walk the dock of shame. And they can never come back. Ever."

Owen and Noah nervously looked at each other as they waited for Chris to call out the final name.

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Noah breathed a sigh of relief and quickly got up to take his marshmallow. Owen looked stunned, but finally smiled.

"Guess I kind of had that coming since I pretty much ate away our chances of winning today," Owen admitted.

"It's time to leave, Owen my bro," Chris said. "I think it goes without saying that we'll miss your great attitude here on the island."

Owen's team mates nodded and all came over to say goodbye to Owen.

"We'll miss you, dude," Geoff said. "Stay awesome!"

"You got it, dude," Owen replied as he highfived Geoff. After saying goodbye to everyone, Owen waved goodbye one last time before making his way down the dock of shame and on to the boat of losers. As the boat left with Owen, Chris gathered around the 7 remaining Gophers.

"Alright guys, the rest of you are safe...for now. Head on back to camp."

The other campers did as they were told and made their way back to camp. As they left, Chris looked into the camera.

"Another challenge passed and yet another elimination that might have come as a shock! Can the Screaming Gophers bounce back from their losing streak and win a challenge? Will Duncan get his revenge on Eva? And who will be the next person to walk the dock of shame? Tune in next time to find out, here on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!"

Remaining Contestants:

Killer Bass: Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Duncan, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette

Screaming Gophers: Heather, Beth, Gwen, Trent, Leshawna, Noah, Cody

15th: Owen

16th: Lindsay

17th: Tyler

18th: Katie

19th: Izzy

20th: Justin

21st: Sadie

22nd: Courtney

Author's Note: New chapter! And the winner of the actual Total Drama Island is eliminated. Shocking, ain't it? Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed this new chapter. If this chapter was shocking, the next one will probably be double the shock. And yes, I'll try my best not to take months to do the next update. Anyway, in case you haven't GO READ TOTAL DRAMA SURVIVAL! Seriously, if you like this story, you'll love it just as much. All you got to do is click on mt profile and click on it, then read it. And yes, I'm going to keep plugging it on here until it has as many trackers as this story. I promise you'll like it, so go read it!

I'm also working on a new story that is...well, a parody of other stories to put it simply without spoiling it. It should be up soon, perhaps even tonight. Keep an eye out for it, it should be hilarious. Until next time guys, peace out.