Chapter 9

The Unity Hearts bus appeared in All-Star Town, but the portal sound wasn't made.

"I like those things." said Trippz. "They save a hell of a lot more time. We should get a lot more."

"We should probably go to the town hall and warn them or something like that." said Aida.

"Good idea." said Trippz.

So, Trippz drove to the town hall.

Later.

"Now, I know that the words I will say may be somewhat unbelievable, but I say them as a warning." said Trippz. "You must take heed if you wish to live. Ever since a couple years ago, this country had been getting attacks. Not by any one person, but by evil itself. Past two years, the target was Wakitcha, California. We luckily stopped them before they started. But this town is the new target. And I warn you that evil is much stronger this time and I encourage evacuation."

"Now, wait a minute!" said a boy's voice from the door.

Three boys began walking up front. One was kind of overweight, wore a yellow t-shirt, light blue jeans and red cleets. A few hairs stood up from his head. He looked pissed. One could hardly imagine him not to be pissed. The following was a skinny boy with an orange t-shirt, black toboggan, purple shorts and small blue shoes on. The last one was about average size. He had a flat top hair cut, a dark green jacket with a red and white stripped shirt, baggy medium-blue jeans and black cleets. His hands were in his sleeves.

"Sir, this is a private meeting." said Trippz.

"If it's about the safety of our town, why keep it in secret?" asked the one that looked pissed. "Listen people! I don't know if what she's saying is true or not, but if it is, we shouldn't leave! How will that help! They'll just follow us! This is a time when we stand together!"

"Duh, I don't like monsters." said the one with the green jacket on.

"You are a monster." said Vriska.

"That is my friend!" shouted the pissed one. "Don't talk to him that way!"

"Now, I know you didn't just fucking talk to me like that!" said Vriska.

"To believe that, you're ONE dumb girl!"

Vriska began to climb over the stand when Trippz and KombatFist held her back.

"Come here!" shouted Vriska. "I'll cut your ass up!"

"Honey, just be calm." said KombatFist. "It's not even worth it."

"To hell it's not!" said Vriska.

"Vriska." said KombatFist. "Please. For your honeybunch?"

Vriska calmed down.

"So, you say you'd rather fight back?" asked Trippz. "Would you like to join the Unity Hearts Heroes Program?"

"That sounds great. Allow me to introduce us. The one with the jacket is Ed."

"I'm E-" began the one with the toboggan.

"Double D." said the first one, covering his mouth. "And I'm Eddy."

"Basically, two of you are named Edward?" asked Trippz.

"If you put it that way, we all three are." said Eddy.

"Great." said Vriska. "The Insane Edward Posse."