Panty, Stocking, Boxer, and Socks drove in See-Through for a few blocks. They parked in an alley so the car would be safe. They then entered a building through the side door in the alley, because they needed to get to higher ground to get to Cthulhu's level.
After 14 floors, they reached the roof. "We just need his attention, than we could find a weak spot." Socks said.
"This looks like a job for you Panty. No one gets more attention than you." Stocking said.
"Why is that?" Panty asked.
"Because, you're a massive attention whore."
"…Fuck you Stocking." Panty said in response. Socks chuckled at Stocking's joke, even at a time like this.
Boxer walked past them to the edge of the building and called out, "HEY! CUNT-THULU! OVER HERE!"
Cthulhu didn't hear him, but the Shaggoths did. A group of them started flying towards the four angels.
"…Fuck me running." Boxer said realizing his mistake. He withdrew his Uzis and opened fired on the Shaggoths. The bullets sank into their black slimy skin, having no effect. The Shaggoths swarmed the angels.
In the struggle, Socks was grabbed by one of his arms by a black tendril. The Shaggoth started upwards. Socks kept stabbing at the tentacle holding his arm to no avail. The black slimed skin just kept absorbing the blows. Socks than sank his sai into one of the Shaggoth's large eyes. The Shaggoth gurgled in pain as black liquid began pouring out of the wound. Socks pulled his sai before the tendril released him. He fell back on the roof top. He got up and watched the Shaggoth fall from the sky to the street below.
"Aim for the eyes!" he called to the other angels, who were all fending off Shaggoths. They heard him.
Boxer was being charged by four Shaggoths, one from his North, West, East, and South. He extended his arm, Uzis in hands, to his left and right. He fired at the Shaggoths on said sides, the rapid fired bullets hitting them directly in their eyes. They fell to the ground dead. Boxer than pointed one Uzi in front of him and the other in back and fired. The same happened to the other Shaggoths. He then reloaded his guns.
Panty was grabbed by one of her arms by a Shaggoth and it began to lift her upwards. "Like fuck you do!" she yelled at it. She pointed one of her guns directly and one of its many eyes. She fired rapidly at point blank, so close that the end of her gun barrel was touching the eye. Black blood poured out as the Shaggoth gurgled in pain and dropped her back on the rooftop. Its body missed the roof and fell to the street below.
Stocking was holding off two Shaggoths at the same time. They constantly lashed out their tentacles at her, which she kept blocking with her swords. One of the Shaggoths left themselves open and Stocking plunged Stripes I into one of its eyes. She twisted it and the black mass fell down and bled to death. Stripes I was stuck tight in the eye and she was having trouble pulling it out. She continued to fend off the other Shaggoth with Stripes II with her free hand. She deflected two blows and slashed across its eye. The cut was so deep that the Shaggoth fell over and bled out. Stocking put Stripes II down next to her and put both hands on the stuck Stripes I. With some effort of pulling she managed to free her sword.
By now, the Shaggoths were retreating. The angels turned to Cthulhu. Boxer opened his mouth to scream again, but Panty quickly put a hand over his mouth. "No. We don't need more of those black piles of shit." She said taking her hand off his mouth.
"How would we get his attention?" Boxer asked.
"Gimme you guns." Panty said, putting her hand out. Boxer gave her both of his Uzis. Panty than merged her guns and his, they formed a glowing blue RPG. She aimed it at Cthulhu, who had his back turned towards them. She fired at and the rocket hit Cthulhu in the back between his wings. He didn't pitch forward or cry out in pain. He just slowly turned around and looked directly at the angels with a look that said 'prepare your anus.'
Panty took the RPG apart and handed Boxer his guns back; they noticed Cthulhu beginning walking towards the building. The building was four stories tall and it was up to Cthulhu's chest. The angels just stared up at him.
"Fuck…" they all said in unison. Cthulhu moved his hand out over them, casting a massive shadow over them. The angels looked up at it as it began to glow and emit lighting.
"Holy Fucking Shit! Move!" Socks screamed. The angels scrambled out of the shadow right before Cthulhu shot lighting out of the palm of his green hand. The attack created a hole in the roof top that led down all 14 floors to the ground.
Panty and Boxer began shooting at the giant, but the bullets just bounced off him. They tried aiming for his eyes, no good. Cthulhu swatted at the roof top, trying to knock the angels off. The angels avoided his swats and Socks and Stocking landed some slashes on his hand, but they had no effect.
Suddenly Panty noticed a Shaggoth flying away from Briefs house. It was carrying someone by one arm. "BRA!" Panty screamed.
Bra was thrashing around in the Shaggoth's grasp, trying to get free. The Shaggoth looked like it was going to fly over the building as it was flying towards them. The three other angels noticed Bra when the Shaggoth flew over their heads. Panty jumped up and grabbed both of Bra's feet, trying to anchor down the Shaggoth. Panty's feet were suspended in air and the Shaggoth was beginning to carry them both off.
"STOCKING! HELP!" Panty cried. Stocking grabbed both of Panty's feet and tried to anchor them down. The Shaggoth fought back and lifted Bra, Panty, and Stocking off the building.
"NO!" Boxer and Socks screamed in unison. They tried to run after them, but Cthulhu blocked them with his giant hand. Knowing they couldn't stay outside anymore, Boxer and Socks ran into the building through the roof access door.
"Where is that thing taking them?" Boxer asked.
"Brief said R'lyeh…" Socks said.
"R'lyeh…hey, isn't that where Cthulhu took the Necronomicon?" Boxer said.
"Yeah…it is. Give me your phone." Socks demanded. Boxer handed him his cell phone. Socks found Panty's number in Boxer's contacts and called her.
The Shaggoth carrying Bra and the Anarchys was now flying over Daten City harbor and over the Pacific. Panty heard her cell phone ring. She took her left hand off of Bra's left foot and answered.
"Hello?"
"Panty, it's Socks. Listen, that Shaggoth is taking you to R'lyeh. That's where the Necronomicon is. It's the only way we can beat Cthulhu. Try to find it." Socks instructed.
"K. Easy enough. How the fuck do we get back?" Panty asked.
"…Just get the book. Call me when you have it. Let me worry about getting you back." And with that Socks hung up. Panty put her phone back in her pocket.
"Alright Boxer, hopefully they can get the book back. Till then, let's distract Cthulhu." Socks said. The brothers went back outside to the roof. Almost at once they were grabbed by Cthulhu.
"Well, this isn't going to feel good at all." Boxer said to his brother, both in Cthulhu's grasp.
After miles of flying, the Shaggoth reached R'lyeh. It entered the giant ruined city. Stocking looked ahead and saw a black hole in the ground and other Shaggoths throwing people in it.
"PANTY! SHOOT THIS THING!" She screamed.
Panty took out one of her guns and tried to aim at one of the Shaggoth's eyes, but Bra was in the way. She tugged on Bra's foot with her other hand. Bra looked down at Panty. Panty handed her the gun.
"Bra. You need to shoot this thing in the eye right there." Panty said pointing at the eye. Bra aimed the gun at the eye. She pulled the trigger, but nothing happened.
"You have to take the safety off, Bra." Panty said.
Bra switched it off and fired at the eye. The Shaggoth gurgled sickly and started toward the ground. It soon became clear that the dead Shaggoth they were hanging on to was heading for the black pit.
"BRA! LET GO!" Panty screamed. Bra let go and the three fell to the ground, while the dead Shaggoth fell into the pit.
Panty, Stocking, and Bra got up off the ground and stood, looking around at the giant ruined buildings around them. Bra than handed Panty her gun back.
"Great shot Bra." Panty said.
Bra just smiled in response.
Panty opened her arms, "Can I have a hug?"
Bra walked over and embraced Panty. Stocking folded her arms in response. Never asked me for a hug. She thought.
TO BE CONCLUDED
