Sorry it's been awhile…I hope you'll all read 'The Good Witch of the South' which is an epic story about Leyen; the girl who becomes the good witch of the south (who no one ever mentions)…it fills in a lot of the holes in Wicked and develops some of the not-so-major characters (like Chistery)
"This question is for Elphaba and Nessa," Broadwayy Belter said. "Do you enjoy being sisters? Why or why not? Would either of you prefer to have Glinda as a sister instead?" Awkward silence permeated the air.
"You expect us to answer that with each other in the room?" Elphaba queried, casting a sidelong glance at her sister.
"Well I'm not afraid to let you know my reply," Nessa quipped. "I'm not a big fan of Elphaba, but I'd rather have her than the airheaded blonde that stole Boq's heart."
"Hey!" the green girl snapped. "I gave you the ability to walk."
"And I didn't steal Boq's heart!" Galinda cried.
"Elphaba do you like being Nessa's sister?" Leia interjected, trying to stop the oncoming catfight.
"I was going to say 'yes'," the witch huffed. "But now the answer is 'no' because she's an ungrateful little brat."
"Can I ask Boq something?" questioned Elphaba fan. Leia waved gestured for her to proceed. "Will you marry me?"
"Um…"
"There's a rule about that now," the authoress reminded everyone. "As cute and funny as it is there will be no more marriage proposals to fictional characters."
"Well I have one for Nessa too," Elphaba fan continued. "How are you alive right now?"
"Am I?" the witch of the east answered evasively. "How do you know I'm not a ghost?" Fiyero poked her.
"She's definitely not a ghost," he announced.
"I don't really know how I'm alive," Nessarose admitted. "Why isn't Fiyero a scarecrow?"
"I decided to write you in your original forms so the story would work better," Leia explained to the puzzled characters. "Though I suppose Nessa could've faked her death like Elphaba and Fiyero. They didn't find a body; all that was left were those slippers." She winked at the audience. "Those of you who've read 'Goodness' will get this."
"I've got a question for Madame Morrible," deeply shallow piped up. "What are your true feelings for the Wizard?" People in the audience let out an amused chuckle as the headmistress blushed.
"I think he's a…err…lovely man with an invaluable amount of power," she coughed, trying to regain her composure and glare at everyone simultaneously.
"Glinda have you ever had a bad hair day?" deeply shallow wondered. "If so how bad was it?"
"As you all know I'm perfect," the blonde chirped. "So I've never had a bad hair day."
"Is that a joke?" Fiyero chuckled. "Remember the time you got gum stuck in your hair and had to cut half of it off?"
"Correction," Elphaba muttered. "I had to cut half of it off and she was bawling the entire time."
"So that's why you wore a bedazzled bandana for so long," Nessa realized.
"Yep," the green girl affirmed. "She started a new trend."
"I don't know what you're talking about," Glinda sniffed, poking a hole in the clouds with her nose.
"Elphaba have you ever failed an exam?" deeply shallow wanted to know.
"No."
"You failed my fashion exam," Glinda pointed out.
"That doesn't count."
"Fiyero have you ever passed an exam?" deeply shallow continued.
"According to many fan fics Elphaba started tutoring me," the Winkie replied. "And once that happened I passed almost all my exams."
"Boq how much do you really like Elphaba?" deeply shallow queried.
"Was that question meant to be Belphie?" the green girl snapped warily.
"I think Elphaba's nice," the munchkin decided. "I just didn't know all the facts in 'The Wicked Witch of the East' so I reacted badly."
"Are you two together?!" Nessa gasped.
"No!" both parties screeched at the same time.
"Why are you so suspicious all the time?" Elphaba growled. "I wouldn't crush on my little sister's boyfriend."
"I'm not her boyfriend," Boq muttered sulkily.
"This is for the Wizard," deeply shallow said. "Do you ever get homesick?"
"Sometimes," the older man admitted. "I was nothing on Earth though and in Oz I had more power than I knew what to do with."
"Oh you knew what to do with it alright," Elphaba muttered. "You used it to antagonize the Animals of Oz."
"Last question," deeply shallow assured them all. "Nessa do you think Fiyero's cute?" The witch of the east colored violently.
"Well…I…um…err…" she stuttered. Elphaba's eyes grew wide.
"I can't believe you were mad at me about the Boq thing when you're all over my boyfriend!" she screamed, leaping to her feet.
That's all for now! Reviews are great!
