Hey everyone I'm baaaaack! Heck yeah, it's good to be back at this after so long. I mean, I've added to my account but my stories have been pretty dead for a while now. But like the zombies they are, they rise from the dead!

I prefer vampires actually... zombies are just lame-o wannabes in comparison. Unless they are Twilight vampires. Then they need to be staked. Repeatedly.

Sooooooo, since I've been gone I've raked.. racked... Accumulated some reviews that are begging to be answered. First I'd like to say thank you to everyone who wrote such supportive reviews. I'm feeling much better now so thanks.

Now to actual reviews!


Utasaki N:

I'm glad you are feeling better I can't wait for the next chapter! Oh love the part where Kid said that British guys are cute and throws a wink at harry and harry being confused at the little flirt which made me giggle on how harry can still be innocent with this XDDDDD

Glad you've enjoyed. As for Harry being innocent, let's be honest; in JK Rowling's world there seems to be zero guyxguy relationships (that are mentioned at least). So that leads me to believe that even if Harry found out the Birds and the Bees from someone (which is highly likely after living in a guys' dorm for years), he still likely hasn't had a guy flirt with him so he's probably not going to know what to do. Oh little sickeningly naive Harry Potter.

Krazyfanfiction1:

AMAZING chapter as always. WELL worth the wait. hmm...since Naruto and bleach will be in here more...will you have Asura change a few things? i.e. teaching Naruto Kurama ISNT evil, just REALLY angry, justifiably so... and teaching Ichigo about his "inner hollow"? or how about having him, if he does that, teach them interesting ways to use their powers, i.e. rasenshuruken machine gun/chainsaw (chakra arms ftw) or Homing Getsgatencero/cero on each finger? i hope you are feeling better anyway, keep up the good work as always

Oh yeah, Asura is going to set a couple things straight. However, if we refer to chap 6, the other series will make appearances, but later on, not until Year 6 will we see more characters from Bleach. There will be a few in the next couple chapters, but it's mostly just them arguing, not actually going to the Soul Society. Sorry, but you gotta wait for any real Bleach and Naruto interaction! As for new techniques... well, you'll see. XD

Bleach102:

harrypotter/souleater/naruto/bleach crossover XD add more to it

Hahaha. Sorry, but no. I might work in some cameos (Izaya Orihara from Durarara? Alucard from Hellsing? Who knows which ones, you tell me in your reviews) but as for fully developing how the worlds cross over, we will stop at the four we have... at least till I finish this story. And that might be a while.

Now, Utasaki asked some other questions and I cannot for the life of me remember if I answered them. So here are the questions and their answers.

Q1: Since Harry technically died as a baby from the Killing Curse will he be like other Soul Reapers?

Quite possibly. I don't know if he died at that point in series, the canon is vague about it all and I refuse to read the last book (THE WEASLEY TWINS WILL LIVE!) so I may have missed where it said that.

Q2: Will Kid have some kind of kinship with harry like friendship or romantic or brotherly feelings for him?

My last chapter kind of answered that question. I am leaning towards either making it HarryxKid or HarryxM- his Zanpakuto. Whoops nearly gave his name away there. Hmm, there's a new challenge for you all. What could Harry's Zanpakuto's name be? Anyways, whoever I pair Harry with will be up to my inspiration or your reviews.

Q3: And will Central 46 as well as the bad guys try to find a way to control or use Harry?

Central 46 will try. Try being the key word. Everyone else? Not so much, Harry isn't going to be easy to control with Asura protectively hanging over him, and the others are more focused on killing things anyways. Except for Aizen. Because it's all part of his plan XD

Anyways, On with the story! For power! For reviews! For the reclamation of my rekindled ideas! For all that is good and fair in the world, for all that is right, for all that is sacred and holy, for all that we hold dear! FOR NARNIA!

~FS


A sound soul

dwells within a sound mind

And a sound body.


CHAPTER 8

History Revealed! Lord Death is a WHAT?!


Last Time

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Kid turned to leave, but not before whispering in his older brother's ear, "I guess you were right in bringing me here; British boys are kind of cute," he said throwing a wink at Harry, much to the boy's confusion.

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"It's Harry Potter Father. He's awakened a Zanpakuto." Soul looked at Kid with a look of confusion. Kid sighed and elaborated, "A Zanpakuto is the weapon of a Shinigami. It is part of their Soul and they use it to fight."

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"Excellent question Lord Jiraiya!" Lord Death said delighted, "But this is part of the problem. The Soul Society is a bit touchy about things like this- so as to keep them from freaking out on us, I improvised."

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"Indeed. Now, how's about we invite in our eavesdropping guest?" Harry's eyes widened and he stumbled back, falling on his backside as the door opened; a grinning Professor and a chuckling Headmaster greeted his vision.

Harry shook his head. "Bloody hell."

"So I assume you have quite a few questions Harry," Asura said, leaning back against the wall, "We will do our best to answer them, so long as you promise not to spread the word around. Sensitive information you understand."

The black haired teen nodded, "A lot of questions. Like what is a Zanpakuto anyways? Who are these Soul Society people and why are they so important? And who do they think they are for thinking that about the Headmaster?" He said indignantly.

Asura laughed, hand going through his hair, "Not the response I was expecting. Guess it's good to be Headmaster, eh Dumbledore?" Both men chuckled and Harry grinned sheepishly as they did.

The Professor became more serious, shifting his weight to his other foot as he began to talk, "To explain completely I'm going to reveal sensitive information. We do not want this to leave the walls of this room, understood?"

Harry nodded so the older male continued, "Now, I have been lying to your class about the History of the other Magics. This is to cover up the truth. Let me explain who I am." The Professor sat in a chair nearby to continue his narrative.

"I am the Eldest Son of Lord Death, the man I had told you and your friends about, remember? The only thing is that he isn't a man. He is called Lord Death because he actually is Death himself, the Grim Reaper." Harry looked at the Professor in shocked disbelief.

"It's true my boy," Dumbledore said, eyes twinkling as he did so, "The Grim Reaper has been around for centuries in America, running his worldwide organization. Every world leader knows about him- the President, The Prime Minister, The Minister of Magic, Myself as Head of the International Order of Wizards."

The teen absorbed the information but quickly became puzzled, "Then how does no one know about him if he has told everyone." Inside his head, his Zanpakuto agreed. Asura grinned at the question.

"Well there's a reason we tell only the leaders of countries and international organizations of importance," the son of the Grim Reaper shrugged, "They don't tell anyone so no one but them knows, but it's enough to get our jobs done."

Harry nodded, before he came to a sudden realization, "Wait! That means you're a Grim Reaper too right?" The older man nodded in affirmation.

"We call ourselves Shinigami, which is a broader term that works well. It also leads us to the story of the Soul Society." Asura paused to collect his thoughts before starting," There are four levels to the world. One, the normal world where we live. It is the Grim Reaper's job to maintain Order in this plane."

"The Soul Society has a different purpose," Dumbledore said, "It is the Afterlife, the world of the dead. The Shinigami that inhabit the Soul Society maintain the peace there and help souls cross over to the other side."

Asura nodded and picked up, "They also protect souls from the inhabitants of the third realm, Hueco Mundo, the Hollows. They are souls that could not pass on and as such were consumned by their regrets. Shinigami cleanse them and send them to the Soul Society."

"Wow," Harry though numbly as his Zanpakuto agreed, Tell me about it! But what's the fourth dimension? Harry voiced the thought and Asura nodded, sighing as if a weight was on him.

"The fourth plane is Hell. Souls who committed crimes in their lives get sent there. A Shinigami may cleanse a Hollow of their sins as a Hollow, but the sins of the human must still be punished," Asura leaned back as he said this, something obviously bugging him but he did not voice whatever it was.

Harry looked over at Dumbledore who picked up the narration, "A Zanpakuto is, from what I understand my boy, the weapon that Shinigami use to fight Hollows and cleanse Souls. I am not sure if Asura has one..."

This roused Asura, "No, I do not. It is a weapon of the soul and useless against a normal person unfortunately. That's why we work with Demon Weapons; I'll explain that eventually Harry," He said, seeing the question on Harry's lips.

"I can still fight Hollows using my Soul's power but I do not use it in the form of a Zanpakuto. Neither Father, Kid or I have learned as it is not overly helpful." Asura smirked, "Besides, a sword ain't worth crap when I can make you hallucinate things that aren't there."

That's pretty cool, Harry's Zanpakuto mused and Harry agreed with him. Then a sudden thought came to Harry; why didn't his Zanpakuto know about any of this? That actually stumped the spirit sword. I don't know, I feel like I should know this stuff but I'm not sure why I don't...

"Professor Asura? My Zanpakuto doesn't know any of this stuff. Should he?" Asura looked a bit taken back with that question and frowned as he thought up his answer.

"Normally," he began, "They know most of what's happening. They often know how to increase their abilities, what to do. The more difficult part is getting them to tell you what to do. But he doesn't know any of this stuff? That's a bit troubling..."

Harry didn't like that answer. He did not like the sound of that at all. What was wrong? Not that there was anything wrong with his Zanpakuto, Damn straight, but surely there was a reason why he wasn't aware of all this stuff that for them was seemingly common knowledge.

"Have you learned the name of your Zanpakuto my boy?" Harry's attention was drawn to Dumbledore who leaned forward, "I hear it is the first step to unlocking your Zanpakuto's powers."

Asura snorted, "You mean I told you. And I doubt it; am I right Harry?" Harry shook his head. He didn't know his Zanpakuto's name. "Like I said, it's hard to figure it out even for some Shinigami, let alone a boy who by all rights shouldn't have a Zanpakuto, especially if your Zanpakuto really doesn't know most or all of this stuff."

It was silent for a moment while everyone digested the information. Finally, Hardy spoke up, "So what does this have to do with the Soul Society? I can use their weapons, so what?"

Asura laughed at that comment, "How I agree with you Harry. But they are not quite as... Accommodating as we all are." The Professor sighed, "They are all rather uptight, as well as sticklers for the rules as they decree, whether or not they are really the best rules ever."

Both adults sighed at the same time, "They will seek to control you my boy," Dumbledore said with a grim look. "They will not be polite about it either. They will demand for you to be put under their authority or they will call for you to either have your magic sealed or be executed."

Harry's eyes widened and he heard his Zanpakuto hiss in anger in his head. Asura sighed, his loudest sigh yet out of his frequent sighs, "It is true. If you were a Demon Weapon or a Meister, we could push back some because we'd have a stronger claim."

Numbly, Harry muttered, "So it's my life or my freedom them. Nothing we can do." He felt the anger bubbling deep inside him. Why him? How could they? He hasn't asked for this!

"Not entirely true." Asura leaned forward, "Let me be upfront. I have dealt with insanity and have done horrible things in the past. I am the God of Madness as my Father is both Death and the God of Order. I have killed people and ate souls. I regret every action I've taken during my bouts of insanity."

Asura's eyes closed in remembrance. "However there is one way that would guarantee that we could keep you. It would be to dangerous to separate me from you so the Soul Society would be forced to leave you here." Harry watched his teacher warily.

The Professor's eyes opened, "To do that we'd have to give you a bigger burden and powers that comes with a high price. We would have to awake your innate inner Madness."


BWAHAHA! I love cliffhangers! They make me feel so evil inside XD Don't worry, there's a bit more in this chapter, I don't want to leave too sour of a taste in your mouths after my absence!


"So..." Eruka muttered, watching her boss from under her hat, "What's the plan Madame Medusa?" The Snake Witch mused to herself as she paced a bit.

"I think I will pay this little Gringotts Bank a little visit, check out their Ministry, buy some supplies." Medusa looked over at the boy that Mosquito had left to show them to the Bank. "Does Death watch this area?"

Mephisto nodded, fingering the edge of his cloak as he did so, "Yes Madame, he has Justin Law watching over this area- watching over all of Western Europe."

"How are we to sneak about to this Bank then?" Free asked, a frown on his face, "You can go in freely as you're not on the List. But we can't. It's too dangerous to just go parading in Justin's territory. He's too powerful for that, especially now that he's recovered his sanity."

The boy chuckled, "You are correct Free. It would be suicide trying to get you all into the Bank here. But we are on mainland Europe, where his watch is the most constant." A grin formed on his face, "Britain on the other hand, Britain has no such issues."

Medusa nodded approvingly, "It will be a bit of a trek to get there, but worth it if this works out." She turned to her subordinates, "Get ready. We leave in the hour." After the two had left she turned back to Mehpisto, "How long will the trip take?"

The black haired boy shrugged, "With you not being able to travel around normally on your broom and stuff? A while, maybe a week or two. It'd be faster if we still had some Floo Powder but I haven't picked any up recently." Mephisto grimaced, "Wouldn't help much. Magical Britain's network isn't hooked up to this part of Europe anyways."

Medusa nodded as she turned away from Mosquito's servant to look out over the balcony. A smirk formed on her lips. Death better watch his back; Madame Medusa was about to become even more dangerous.


Alright guys, there's the chapter! Still a bit shorter than I would've like but I wanted to get this out to you all, my ever so patient readers. I hope I'll be able to update soon, but I have a lot of stuff going on.

Just remember, a happy me makes for a productive me! So Review, Review, Review!

Now, before I go I have one last thing to do. I really am sorry it took so long, but since I don't have any others ideas for this chapter... AHA!

OMAKE! I CHOOSE YOU!


OMAKE: I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW

"So you're sure this will work?" Snape quickened his steps as he heard the voices of the Weasley twins around the corner. And if the words implicated anything, he needed to stop them or quickly find a bunker to hide in.

He turned the corner and saw the twins talking to an energetic blond haired kid wearing an orange jumpsuit, "Thanks a lot Naruto! This will make putting Umbridge in her place a piece of cake! Tell Asura thanks for setting this meeting up-!"

"What are you three doing?" The children turned to Snape, the blond withering under the weight of Snape's full force patented Death Glare. The Weasley twins simply smiled at him and laughed.

"Nothing Professor Snape. Well, okay it is something," One of them said. "Big, something very big and awesome; you'll," the other took back over, "Want to see it! Here! Let us show you!"

They moved into a stance and Snape's eyes narrowed. Their wands weren't out... "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" Snape backed up as a large blast of smoke filled the hallway. He'd have to get onto Asura for letting the twins meet this person-!

Snape's eyes popped open in shock and terror. The twins, had, they-they had, had, MULTIPLIED! There were 4, 10, 32, 86, 514, oh god... a thud was heard and all the twins' clones laughed.

Snape had fainted.