2-15-17: Minor edits made.
Warnings: Outright stated necrophilia and noncon, but way off screen.
Prompt: Hojo getting laid by Jenova from Guardian o Devil
Reno just happened to be walking by Hojo's lab when he heard the strangest sound. He tilted his head to the side, looking around warily. He didn't want to know what was making the sound, but he did want to make sure that the maker of the sound wasn't about to eat his spleen.
Thankfully there weren't any monsters (or Nyquil-induced stalker-chocobos) in the hallway, just every single member of Hojo's lab staff except for the Doctor himself. The redhead blinked, trying to make sure that he wasn't seeing things.
"Why are you all out in the hallway?" He asked, now confused as hell. It wasn't every day that you saw all 214 of Hojo's lab assistants playing go fish in the middle of the hallway. In fact, it was an event worthy of the security team actually not watching porn and actually doing their job which was documenting what goes on in the building and making sure they have it on tape for reference (instead of destroying the tapes as they normally do).
"Hojo's conducting an experiment," one of the more helpful assistants supplied. Reno recognized him as the one who regularly snuck into the security room to watch porn with them and once made out with a Llama. This was, coincidentally, was also the assistant who bought Hojo the rubber duck after getting 'lost' in Honey bee Inn.
"What kind of experiment?" Reno asked suspiciously as the noise increases in volume. The helpful assistant shuddered.
"He's..." The assistant coughed slightly and motioned for Reno to lean closer. "...Screwing that dead alien he keeps in the lab."
This time Reno, and nearly everyone else, were the ones that ended up being scarred for life.
Special thanks to all who have read and to those who have reviewed. I appreciate it.
(You know, I think this one really deserves a lot more warnings than it has just from the implications. This is the one thing that I frequently look back on and say I wrote this, so why won't/can't I write this. I... yeah. Also wow, there are a lot of callbacks to T&T.)
