(Skirts are fucking evil)

Chapter 9

~Tris~

Why the fuck did I let Lynn put makeup on me? It's so uncomfortable and very fucking pointless. I fucking hate this shit.

The bitch tried and failed miserably to get my ass in a skirt. Eric had to pull me out of the room because I was about to kill her. The bitch just would give the hell up and now this is why I'm standing in the living room in my bra and a skimpy ass thong, and with the way Thomas is looking at me, he just discovered Victoria's dirty little secret but not in a good way.

"I said turn around fucker!" Eric tells him as Lynn walks in the room.

"Tris I'm sorry, I won't ask you to wear a skirt ever again I promise." She Tells me then slap Thomas on the back of the head for looking at me again.

"You should be. I fucking hate skirts I'd rather be fucked by a dildo made of razors." I tell her in all seriousness.

"That's horrifying Tris." Lynn tells me with her eyes wide.

"So is wearing a fucking skirt!" I yell. "Now if you don't mind I'd like to get dressed because my ass is cold and I'm being stared at." I say pointing at a dazed Thomas.

"Thomas, avert your eyes asshole!" Eric yells at Thomas again causing me to laugh.

"Man, you are the one that brought her in here." Thomas grumbles.

"I did that shit so she wouldn't kill your woman." Eric points out. "Next time I won't stop her." Eric yells as he pulls me to our room.

As we're walking back to the bedroom I hear a smack and 'fuck that shit hurt woman.' Come from Thomas and Lynn tell him that if he looks at me like that again she'll gauge his fucking eyes out. I smile at her temper.

"Please don't wipe the makeup off you look hot" Lynn pleads with me through the closed door. "You look hot!"

"Fine, what the fuck ever!" I yell back at her as I walk into mine and Eric's closet. I pick out a pair of skin tight leather pants and a scoop neck white t-shirt then pair them with my dark gray spike heeled boots.

I look around for Eric but I don't see him. I guess he went back to the living room. Oh well.

Once I'm done getting dressed I head back to the living room to see Lynn chugging a beer looking all kind of embarrassed.

"What the hell does your shirt say?" Thomas asks when I walk into the room.

"Quit looking at my chest asshole and it says 'dealing with a dumb ass is easy, trying not to kill him is the hard part.' Keep that in mind my sweet little dumb ass." I tell him with an evil grin, and we all have a good laugh.

Eric comes over to me and wraps me tightly in his arms, and place chaste kisses all over my face and neck.

"Are you ready baby? If we stay here any longer we won't be leaving at all." He growls while running his nose up to my ear and biting it softly, causing me to moan loudly. "Fuck baby, you look delicious."

"Come on you horny bastards, lets go. We have work to do!" Thomas yells in a bitchy tone.

Eric and I both give him the finger as we walk past him and out the door.


When we arrive, my jaw is on the floor of Eric's truck. Peter's house is fucking massive.

"Now I see why we're stilling money from a residential safe. Holy shit these fuckers are loaded" I say looking at Eric wide eyed.

"Yep, Jason is Max's favorite non family employee." Eric laughs as he climbing out of the truck then walks over to help me out. The four of us all walk in together only to see people everywhere. Dancing, drinking and fucking from the looks of two people on a couch like thing by the front door.

Peter spots us and rushes over with a grin on his face. "Glad you could make it guys."

"Here,no charge and thanks for the invite." Thomas hands Peter several bottles of whiskey and vodka."

"Thanks man." Peter looks like he just won the lottery as he looks at Eric. "Did you bring the good shit?" He asks a little too excitedly.

"Yeah man but this shit will cost you two bills." Eric hands Peter and bag of weed.

"Thanks man. Here." Peter pulls two hundred dollar bills out of his wallet and hands it to Eric.

"Yeah no problem." Eric waves him off.

"Alright guys have fun and let me know if you guys need anything." Peter grins before taking his loot into what I presume is the kitchen.

"Okay guys, Lynn and I need a ten minute distract. You think..." Thomas says and Eric cuts him off.

"I got the distraction covered." He growls menacingly as he pops his knuckles.

I follow his line of sight and see four looking at me like a crack head staring at his next fix. I turn back to Eric only to grab his face and kiss him passionately to remind him that I know who I belong to.

When I break the kiss I bring my lips to his ear seductively.

"Beat the fuck out of him baby." I whisper nipping at his ear. "Just don't kill him in front of all these people." I grin and look behind him making sure no one can see what I'm about to do. I quickly pull his gun out of the back of his pants and bring it in between our bodies then sliding it into the front of my pants and under my shirt.

"You are the only one I will ever let get away with something like that, baby. You know that right?" Eric grins down at me before kissing me sweetly.

"Yep" I smile then turn towards Thomas and Lynn nodding my head for them to get started.

I grab Eric's hand and we walk over to four.

"Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?" I ask the stupid fucker when we're close enough for him to hear.

"What, I'm just admiring a beautiful girl standing beside an asshole." The dumb ass says looking at me then turning to grin at Eric.

Damn this fucker really is 31 flavors of stupid.

"No, clearly you were thrown against a wall as a child, repeatedly." I laugh right before Eric lays four's ass out with one punch causing the entire room to go silent and all the excited people around us move to try and get closer to see the fight

When four tries to get up Eric kicks him in the ribs really fucking hard. Fuck, I'm so turn on by the look in my man's eyes as he beats the ever loving shit out of four.

"What the fuck did you think was gonna happen if you kept this shit up you dumb shit!" Eric's entire body is tense and shaking with pure rage. Fuck me, this is really freaking hot. "When has it ever been okay to fuck with me and what's mine, asshole!" Eric yells at him again right before kicking him in the face really fucking hard. If it wasn't for the rise and fall of fours chest I'd say he was dead.

"Man Eric, please." Peter tries to get between Eric and four only to be pushed back by me. "Please guys, take it outside."

Eric grins while he leans down to grab fours collar and lifts him up off the floor with ease. Holy shit my man is really fucking strong. "That won't be necessary Peter." Eric slams Four against the wall. "This fucker won't be making it outside." Eric lets four slide down the wall before slamming his knee into fours face, completely knocking the asshole out.

Out of the corner of my eye, I see Lynn nodding towards the door. Well that was quick. I calmly walk over to Eric and grab his trembling hand. "Come on baby, he's out, so lets get out of here." I try to pull him towards the door. "Come on baby." I tell him quietly. Eric nods his head and finally looks at me. He still breathing hard as he throws his arm over my shoulder.

When we move towards the door I notice that everyone is staring at Eric with so much fear as they move out of our way. Good maybe now everyone will know that we are not to be fucked with.

Once we get to the truck where Thomas and Lynn are waiting, Eric picks me up so that my legs are wrapped around his waist. "I love you baby." He kisses me hard before he opens the door and sets me in the front seat.

I notice three black duffle bag in between Lynn and Thomas.

"So I take it this was a big score?" I ask Thomas and his huge smile brightens further.

"Fuck yes girl! It's gotta be close to three million in these bags Tris. Oh and Eric, nice distraction brother." Thomas laughs loudly. "What I can't understand is why Jason had so much in that safe while he was gone. Fuck that damn safe looked like a fucking walk in closet." Thomas says the last part mostly to himself as if he can't believe that the safe was so big.

"How's the fist Muhammad Ali?" I ask Eric as I grab his hand to look at it.

"Fuckers got a hard head I'll give him that that." Eric laughs as I kiss his swollen knuckles.

"Well I hope it doesn't hurt too bad because I have plans for you when we get home baby." I tell him right before I lean in and lick his ear. "Watching you tonight made me so fucking wet. I have never been so turned on in my life, baby." I nibble his ear causing him to groan and lean his head back against the head rest.

"Baby you gotta behave. You can't say and do shit like that while I'm driving." Eric groans while rubbing my thigh. "You know if you had that skirt on, I could feel just how wet you are." He tells me quietly then laughs to himself at his dumb ass remark.

I glare and growl at his ass for that shit. "Baby, no one will ever get me into a skirt." I growl at him and when he opens his mouth to speak I cut him off before he can. "or a fucking dress. That shit is worse than a skirt and its never gonna fucking happen!" I say very loudly while looking back at Lynn. She just laughs and nods her head to let me know she understands loud and clear.

Once we get home I run to the bathroom because I gotta piss like nobodies business. After washing my hands and face I make my way to the bed room to get out of these tight ass clothes and into my comfy shorts and a tank top. Then head back to the dining room we're Eric and Thomas are putting the money back into the bags.

"Holy shit, two million dollars is lot of money people. We need to get it to a safe and secure location." Thomas looks at Eric.

"The cabin." They both say at the same time before Eric turns to me. "Tomorrow night we're gonna head out to our cabin but before we do we need to clean out your storage so that you can keep all your toys in the small armory we have there."

"Okay." I tell him as he and Thomas grab the bags and take them to the safe in mine and Eric's room. "Wants some leftover pizza Lynn?" I ask her as she comes out of Thomas's room in her yoga pants and one of Thomas' t-shirts.

"Sure." She chuckles and shakes her head when I offer a beer.

I shrug and slide her a slice of pizza over to her then open three beers before chugging one completely before stuffing my face with cold pizza.

A few minutes later Eric wraps his arm around my waist as he steals a bite of my pizza before grabbing the beer that I opened for him.

"You didn't open me a beer Tris?" Thomas pouts as he tries to take my beer from my hand.

"I did but I drank it." I grin as he huffs and gets up to grab himself a beer. "Lynn, do you want a beer?"

"No baby, I'm good but I will take a coke." She grins at me then laughs when Eric takes my last bite of pizza.

"Eric!" I laugh. "You are lucky that I love you."

"Oh really." He chuckles as he pulls me into his arms. I nod as I chug the rest of my second beer.

"The two of you are freaking crazy." Lynn laughs at us.

"No." Eric playfully glares at her. "Tris is the crazy one, woman. Get that shit right." Eric laughs as he slaps my ass. "Now get your ass in gear Tris. You promised me a lot of fun would be had in our bed tonight."

"Eric!" I yell as he lifts me into his arms and carries me to our room.

Once the door is closed Eric sets me on my feet and strips me naked then tosses me on the bed before stripping his clothes from his sexy body with the most wicked grin on his gorgeous face.

Eric crawls on top of me and kissing the fuck out of me while grinds his cock into me hard. He slowly puling away but his lips are still touching mine only just barely though. "I love you so fucking much baby and I intend to make you my wife one day real soon." I open my eyes to see him looking at me in a way that lets me know without words that I'll never be without him as long as we're alive.

"I love you more Eric and I just might say yes when you ask me." I kiss his lips softly. Eric moves his mouth to my jaw before sliding his nose up to my ear.

"It's not possible to love me more than I love you, you crazy woman." Eric grins down at me. "And I guarantee that you will say yes when I ask you to marry me."

I don't respond, I just pull his mouth back to mine and attack his lips before flipping us over so that I'm straddling his waist. I begin trailing kisses down his chest and stomach never breaking eye contact. I slowly move further down then drag my tongue up his length and before he can finish his low sexy moan, I take him completely in my mouth and push the tip of his dick into the back of my throat and I swallow hard then continue to do this repeatedly.

"Holy shit Tris! God baby that feels so fucking good; shit I'm already about cum." He yells and I start sucking harder and faster causing him to start moaning unintelligibly and incoherently. I feel his dick start to twitch in my mouth right before he cum's down my throat. When his dick stops pulsing in my mouth I pull back but tug his piercing with my teeth causing him to hiss loudly.

As soon as I release him completely, he flips us over and kisses the shit out of me.

He pulls his mouth from mine just as I feel his still hard dick pressing into my slick folds. "That was un-fucking believable baby." He growls as he enters me with so much force that I yell out really fucking loud.

Fuck he has some super stamina.

"Eric." I moan loudly as he begins to pound into me harder and faster with every thrust.

Eric suddenly pulls me up to straddle his kneeling lap and I start riding him fast and moaning louder. I throw my head back and arch my body as I cum hard on his cock. Before I can bring my head back up I feel his hand that's not around my back slide up my stomach, in between my breast, over my piercings, and up around to the back of my neck so that he can bring my head up and crashing his lips to mine while we continue to fuck each other in the most primal way.

Eric breaks the kiss abruptly when I feel him twitch inside me. "Oh fuck baby I love you!" He roars as he spills his seed inside of me.

As soon as or bodies stop humming and pulsing together we crash back to the bed in a sweaty tangled mess of naked limbs. We both are trying to regulate our breathing and heart rates.

"Did you really man what you said earlier?" I ask breaking the silence after a few minutes.

"I meant every word that I have ever said to you baby." Eric grins at me and I just nod my head. "I will make you my wife one day whether you like it or not Tris." Eric tells me in a no none sense tone, and I look at him like the crazy bastard that he is, but really, I love that he's like this. So controlling, possessive, and passionate. "Don't you look at me like that woman. I know that you love it when I'm controlling." Eric grins, reading my damn mind.

I'm definitely just as crazy as he is for telling him this but he seems to already know everything about me, all the fucking time. "I really do love the fact that you're the only one able to control me and I'm the only one able to control you." I tell him kissing his lips sweetly.

"You, my beautiful crazy girl, have all the power in the world over me." He smiles down at me before nibbling on my bottom lip.

"That's good to know Eric." I smile mischievously.

"Shit I'm gonna regret telling you that aren't I?" Eric groan while shaking his head.

"Oh yeah baby..." I reach my hand up and tug on one of his nipple rings. "...But I'll only make hurt just a little."

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