HAI! :D well I got one pairing together... now to pair more of my little OC's :3 and thus ensues the fate of the Akatsuki! Muuuaaahhahahahahahaa! lul yeah... hem..heh...neh.
Hidan do the disclaimer!
Hidan: Psh make me.
Me: * cracks knuckles and eyes glint*
Five minutes later...
Hidan: GAH! Tigera Lilyfrost does not own Naruto. If she did certain people would be alive and have waay more screen time. Now please give me my arms back darnet!
:D
Okami woke up the next morning with her face smothered into something. At first she was confused, until the 'thing' started breathing.
She then realized she couldn't move. She looked up and realized it was Deidara and he was hugging her. And he was also asleep.
Wait... Deidara... asleep... cuddling me? Okay this is a cruel sick joke of a dream.
She pinched her arm and realized she wasn't dreaming.
Wait... this is... FOR REAL? KYAAA! she was so excited in thought that she didn't realize Deidara had woken up.
After a few seconds she looked up and saw Deidara smiling at her. "Good morning Okami, un" he said smiling.
She smiled back up at him "Good morning Deidara." she said snuggling against him.
Mya... I wish this moment would never end... but...wait... CRAP! WHAT TIME IS IT?
She squirmed a little to look up at him "Deidara, I have to get up now. It's Friday and I have school." she said and he got up still smiling.
At breakfast.
It was 6:00 am and Okami was eating breakfast, still in her pajamas. She looked at her mushy cereal.
Bleh, cereal.
Kitsune came down half asleep from the guest room.
"Morning Kits." Okami said sounding half asleep.
Kitsune waved and gave a quiet "Hey" and got some toast.
Okami looked at her bowl of mush once more. Then, an awesome idea popped into her head.
She looked at her cereal and started grinning sadistically which caught Kitsune's attention and obviously showed she had some diabolical plan."Okami?" Kitsune was walking up to her. Okami looked up from her cereal.
"Hey Kits, don'tcha think Hidan might like some... breakfast in bed?" she said still having a sadistic grin.
Kitsune paused for a second then started grinning too "Heck yeah."
Okami and Kitsune took the mushy cereal and started filling it with gross moldy stuff from the fridge and some rotten milk. (hmm.. wonderful things to keep in a fridge 030 for moments like these I guess...)
They ran downstairs and there on the air mattress was Hidan, snoring with his mouth wide open.
Okami started pouring the chunky, mushy, sloppy, oozing, moldy, crusty, melty, syrupy creation into his mouth.
Kitsune handed Okami a plunger and she started plunging all the stuff down his throat. (geez...Hidan's one heavy sleeper! )
Hidan woke up to a plunger in his mouth and the two girls grinning maniacally. He stared at them for like ten seconds before realizing what was going on.
A few minutes later choking vomit sounds were heard along with Hidan screaming and the loud, screaming laughter of Okami and Kitsune running like heck upstairs and locking themselves in the guest room with the rest of the girls.
Okami jumped on Neko, who was twitching in her sleep. Neko 'eeped' and woke up Kimi, who woke up Ketsueki with her foot, who coughed on Taka, which woke her up to jump into Kitsune, who fell on Okami. Domino effect!
"Gah! why did you wake us up? I NEED MY SLEEP!" Ketsueki whined and made a point to show them her scary eye-crusties.
Kitsune 'eewed' at the crusties and pulled out her spray bottle and sprayed Ketsueki in the face.
Ketsueki rolled on the floor "Where did you even keep that thing at!" Kitsune gave a triumphant smile.
"I have my places...where I keep...stuff..." she said suspiciously averting her eyes back and forth.
Soon they could hear the screams and stomps coming up the stairs.
Okami and Kitsune screamed. "WE'RE SCREWED! Hide us darnet!"
Taka facepalmed. "What the heck did you guys do to Hidan?" Ketsueki jumped up "Did you kick his pee-pee!" she said with her arms in the air.
Everyone fell silent and they all stared at Ketsueki and Kitsune face palmed. She just stared back.
"What? I'm just wondering! jeez!" she sat down pouting.
Okami just shrugged and shook her head "Naw we dumped cereal rotten milk moldy fridge dog food gushy mush into his mouth and shoved it down with a plunger." she said smiling.
Neko flailed her arms. "Why! why did you risk your lives like that! Why must they all prank young!" she said dramatically while holding Kitsune's legs.
Kitsune sprayed her. Neko hissed at her.
Then, the door was being pounded. All the girls screamed.
After like five pounds a hole was busted near the knob and Hidan's face poked in. He smiled sadistically at them and yelled "Heeerres Hidan! Aaahaahahahaaa!"
All of the girls screamed except for Kimi who, for some reason, fell back asleep.
Okami suddenly realized that her door now had a hole in it. And she had to pay for it. With her money. Snap! Went the little nerve in her brain
"My...door..." she stared at it. Taka grabbed Neko and hid under the bed where Kimi fell asleep.
Okami screamed "You freaken mustard!" then Kitsune handed Okami her spray bottle and Okami ran for the door.
Once she opened the door she sprayed Hidan's face with it and tried to punch him.
But, he was a ninja. Of course that wouldn't work on him. Poor Okami's luck!
Hidan laughed and picked Okami up by the back of her shirt.
They glared at each other before he held her outside the window which was like a two story fall into a pile of rocks.
But before anything else happened, Deidara came up behind Hidan and punched him in the side of the face causing him to drop Okami to her doom.
"Aaaahhh!" she screamed.
This is the end! jeez... I really didn't think I would die by falling out of a window into a pile of rocks from an insane ninja dropping me because Deidara was protecting me and punched him. What an odd death!
She closed her eyes waiting before her body hit something. But instead of it being sharp, hard rocks, it was more plush feeling. She opened her eyes nervously and was looking into Deidara's scared face.
"Okami, are you okay un?" he asked with concern in his voice.
She smiled up at him "Yeah I'm fine Deidara. Thank you!" he hugged her and set her down on the ground in front of him.
She then leaned forward and kissed him. She heard giggles from the window.
The rest of the Akatsuki were coming outside too to witness this. ( Pff... they finally wake up! )
Okami heard some gasps and noticed both Tobi's slightly tilt their heads. Oh yeah Madara like you haven't seen a kiss before! she thought for a second in a sarcastic mind tone.
After that, Deidara was holding her hand the whole time when they walked inside, and Kimi decided to cook for some reason.
So that morning had been pretty crazy. And Hidan was still washing out his mouth. Yup.
Okay so how was it? Review please!
