A/N: Sorry I'm a terrible liar and an even more terrible person. But I think most of you will forgive me for my lack of updates after this chapter. Regardless, I want to thank each and every one of you who reads this, as I really do appreciate the fandom. Hopefully this one will lull more in, and soon I'll be refreshing the first chapter to make it more hook-like, thus attracting more viewers into the actual realm of the story (hehe, I iz crafty, huh?)

Anyway, if any of you can look me in the face after reading this chapter, I will add you on Facebook (link in profile). But do note that FB is my public page, and not the place to discuss my sexuality or stories (hehehe). Without any more nonsensical babbling on my part, the sage of the poor Kiba continues! REVIEW PLEASE!


Kiba's POV

Morning comes way to fast these days, I tell ya. One minute, I'm having the most wonderful dream of doing very, ahem, dirty things to Naruto, and the next I have Shino in my hotel room telling me that I should have been up half an hour ago. Well, shit.

After the menial hustle to grab all of my belongings and get myself looking halfway decent, I rushed out of the Suna hotel (thank the Hokage) and headed for the gates. It seemed we would be high-tailing back to Konoha on foot, which was fine with me. When I got there, it was my team and Team 12. I frowned upon not seeing Naruto.

"Hey, uh, where's Uzumaki? Late as always?" I mused. Nothing out of the ordinary about that. I saw Hinata shift uncomfortably. Damn it, this was going to be awkward as hell for a while.

"Actually, he came to me last night and told me he was leaving early," Kurenai retorted callously.

I almost face-faulted. Damn it. Oh well, it's not like we don't live in the same village or anything. I'll just talk to him about it later. I'm just glad I'll finally be getting home.

We were preparing our bags and things before we made the hike home, so I decided to sit on the fence post and rest my legs. Akamaru was obediently sitting next to me. That's when Jonas thought it was a good idea to come over and start talking to me.

"Hey Inuzuka, erm, Kiba," he said, looking down.

"Yeah?" I asked, unamused. With the awkwardness revolving around this mission, I wouldn't be surprised if he told me he was a secretly a woman. Hence why this mission will always be known to me as Mission Self-Discovery.

"Um, just wanted to say…uh, thanks. For, ya know, everything. I know it must be hella awkward for you to deal with all of the bullshit I've been putting you through the past few days, and I just wanted to let ya know how much I appreciate it. This mission's been, uh, eye-opening for me. Hopefully we can still be, ya know, buds." He sounded like a dorky teenager asking out a really hot chick. But at the same time, I found his speech to be surprisingly sweet.

"Uh, yeah, no problem. Bud." I gave him a pat on the back and a toothy grin, and I swear he blushed. Geez, to think this was the douche bag that was picking on me a week ago. He ain't got shit on this dude anymore. Ahem.

So, we couldn't get to Konoha fast enough. Kurenai told us she would report everything to Tsunade. Hinata half-heartedly waved at me before she left, with Shino trailing behind her. Note to self, hook the two socially retarded teammates of mine up on a date. Aven followed closely behind. I honestly don't know if I've ever said a word to him. Like, ever.

Eva and Jonas kind of lingered a bit. Did I ever tell you how Eva looks like a zombie in the middle of the day? What, with the nocturnal habits and whatnot. She smiled at me as she drug Jonas away, who looked back at me before he was pulled around the corner. Team 12 is so weird.

I looked down at Akamaru, who looked tired himself. "It's just you and me, buddy. At long last. Hopefully we don't have any more lame missions like that anytime soon." I decided to take him home and let me rest while I went out to find Naruto.

The first place I went to look was Ichiraku's, which was where he was nine out of ten times. As luck would have it, he wasn't there. Damn my luck. I turned around to leave and try his house, but of course, with my apparent new popularity, somebody subdued me.

"Hey Kiba!" It was Sakura. She came running up to me, a smile on her face. I rolled my eyes. We never really talked before, so this had better be good.

"Sakura…"

"Hey, have you seen Naruto? I know you guys just got back from a mission," she asked, heaving. I guess she ran to catch up with me.

"No, I was actually just look-" I stopped, noticing her confusing glance, "um, nope. He actually left Suna last night."

"That's weird. Tsunade-sama wanted to see him. Well, if you see him, let him know," she requested. With my nod in the affirmative, she turned around and headed back for Hoe, erm, Hokage Tower. I decided to maybe try his house.

On my way there, there was a million things running through my head. What the fuck would I say? "Uh, hey Naruto, I was kidding yesterday. I really wanna jump your bones right now." Yeah, no. I was getting goosebumps and a nervous pain in the pit of my stomach. I got to his house. Hopefully he wasn't showering again. I can only take so much naked Naruto.

I knocked on the door, nervously. A few minutes after no response, I decided to leave. No harm, no foul, right? But no sooner than I turned around did the door open. "Oh."

That wasn't good. I turned around meekly to see a groggy Naruto. "Uh, hey."

"You need something?"

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. "Wanted to talk…got a minute?" I felt like I sounded just like Jonas did this morning.

After a moment of hesitation, he scowled. "Come on in."

Unsurprisingly, his place smelled like ramen and was almost completely trashed. We were both silent for what seemed like too long. "Um. Sorry."

I blinked. "For?"

"Kissing you yesterday. I had some, uh, ideas. Guess I was wrong about them." He couldn't stare me in the eye.

He was apologizing? That's not good. "What ideas?"

"I thought you were, uh, checking me out during the mission. It was weird at first but then I got to thinking and I totally would do…stuff…with a, uh, dude."

He was so unsure and it was cute as shit. Note to self, get rid of all of this sentimental hoo hah I'm feeling suddenly. And at the same time, his previous statement aroused me.

Before I could form a response, he chimed in again. "But when I acted on it, you made it perfectly clear you weren't interested. So if you're here to apologize for hurting my feelings or some bullshit like that, I don't really care. It's not like I've harbored any long-time emotions for you or anything."

Whoa now. "Slow down," I said calmly. "Yesterday was just a…reflex. It scared the shit out of me. But…" I didn't know what to say. Was it just going to be this cliché and easy?

His blue eyes stared at mine in confusion. "But…?" There was so much tension between us right then. So much pent up sexual frustration. He was wearing these loose-fitting running shorts and a t-shirt with that stupid whirlpool-shape on it. His little whiskers were on his face…God they were cute. Everything about him right now…just made me want to jump him.

I walked a little bit closer to him, closing the gap between us slightly. My eyes had to resemble a fucking zombie in the trance-like state I was in. I was just…overflowing with lust right now.

"So what…?" Naruto asked, obviously in a haze as well. "You just…walk up to me, all sexy-like, like everything is just going to be peachy…like it's all up to you."

I didn't listen to him very well. The growing bulge in my pants was doing all of my talking, and due to Naruto's loose choice of clothing, his was responding very well. "Uzumaki, shut up."

I grabbed the back of his head with my hand and pulled him into me fast. Our lips met, and I immediately felt a tingling sensation as the warmth from his mouth entered mine. I had kissed girls before, but nothing felt like this. He was so warm, soft, and, oddly, masculine. And that's what was getting me on the edge right now.

I felt his tongue probing my lips for entrance, so without any hesitation, I granted his request and felt the wet morsel against my own. Our warm tongues mashed together, fighting for dominance. I could hear him let out gasps as we made our kiss more passionate by the second. Who said first kisses had to be tender? This is, realistically, what two horny teenagers do the first time they realize that they've just gotten themselves into a really hot encounter.

He was now rubbing my back with his hands, reaching under my shirt and grabbing my back muscles. I followed suit, one hand in his hair, keeping him pressed against my mouth, while the other one trailed down to that ass that I've been fantasizing about for the past few days. I gave it one firm grab, and Naruto thrust into me, his bulge knocking against mine and sending a rush of pleasure through the both of us. He broke the kiss.

"Off," was all he muttered, before animally ripping off my shirt. He stared in awe at my muscles for a second as he ran his finger along my chest.

"I work hard for those," I muttered, intent on ripping his shirt off as well. "But I play harder." It was so corny, but when you're in a sexual craze, nothing like that really matters. I did as I intended and threw Naruto's shirt to the side, effectively forcing him onto the couch. We continued our vigorous kiss, as I began to grind into his bulge with my own. No on top of him, I was obviously in control.

His hands were all over my back, slowly inching their way under the back of the hemline of my boxers. I felt a couple of his fingers slip under them, so to gain him easier access, I slipped off my shorts. His hands went under the hemline and began to grope my ass as I thrust into crotch vigorously. Sure, it wasn't a girl, but it still felt damn good.

At the height of our pleasure, he stopped kissing me. "What?" I asked, a little pissed that he would stop at such a graphic time.

"I wanna try something," he said. "Get up and set on the couch."

Confused, I obliged, and sat in an upright position. He got off of the furniture and crawled over to me, placing one hand on each of my thighs and spread them apart. He looked up to me, lust filled in those beautiful blue eyes of his. He then lowered his head and started kissing my hardened dick through the fabric of my boxers. I leaned back in pleasure. He was going to give me a fucking blow job.

I could feel the moisture of his mouth on my dick through the fabric as he started to probe it with his tongue. Despite the layer between us, it still felt phenomenal. He licked up the shaft, wrapping his mouth around the tip of my head. "You're such a fucking tease. Just take off the boxers," I growled, my hands buried in his hair.

"If you say so," he mused, before slipping his fingers under the waste band.

And then, a knock at the door. "Naruto! Are you home? Tsunade wants you!"

Fucking Sakura.