AN: yes, I know, I haven't posted in ages, but believe me, I had a good reason. It might take some more time untill I write and post the next part as well, but in a few months i'm graduating so i'll have all the time in the world :D

This chapter is dedicated to kbeto. ;)

DOUGIE'S P.O.V:

"Oh, come on, Tom! It's not that bad!"

"DON'T YOU TELL ME 'IT'S NOT THAT BAD'! IT'S A DISASTER! YOU ARE FHISHIES! I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT FISH AND CHIPS AGAIN!"

"You don't like fish and chips anyway!"

"That's not the point!"

"Then what is the point?"

"You kissed Harry! And he turned into a fish, but YOU KISSED HARRY!"

Wait, he cares more about me kissing Haz then him turning into a fish… could it be?

"Why do you care if I kiss Harry? I kissed Danny too if it makes you feel better…."

"WHAT?" I heard Tom shout from behind the locked door of his and Danny's bedroom just as someone shouted the same thing from behind me. I turned around to see Harry and Danny behind me, Harry looking more furious then I had ever seen him in my entire life.

Oh shit…

He walked to me and raised his hand as if to punch me and I curled up on the floor shouting "DON'T KILL ME, DON'T KILL ME!"

Danny rushed to his side holding onto his hand before he decided to really punch me. "Relax Hazz, it wasn't much big of a deal."

"He kissed you! Of course it's a big deal!" Harry looked to Danny then back to me, sending me another death glare.

"Oh, for crying out loud! We we're drunk and I was just trying to figure out if I was in love with you or not!" Danny bubbled out then placed both his hands on his mouth releasing an 'Opss' right before that.

"Wait, what?" Harry turned to him looking shocked but happy at the same time. "Y-you love me?"

Danny tried to stutter a response but Harry kissed him passionately before he got the chance to. I heard a cracking sound from behind me and realized Tom opened the door a crack to see what was going on and why everything became so silent so fast.

I took the chance and pushed the door open, making Tom jump backwards, then I ran inside and closed the door behind me, locking it so he won't be able to run away.

"Open the door Doug." Tom said trying to send me a death glare even thought he was smiling from the odd scene that was going on outside.

"No way. Not until you let me explain." I said crossing my arms over my chest.

He seemed to think about it for a second, then gave in. "Fine."

"Good"

"But…" Oh… great he has a 'but'.

"You have to promise to open the door and let me out when you are finished!"

"'K… so it all started after that interview were I was telling them I got kissed by a mermaid. After that when I was at the beach I was swimming in the sea and… um how to put it so you'll believe me… "

"Believe what?"

"That a mermaid came up to me and kissed me." I said bluntly. Well, there really isn't any other way to say it...

"A mermaid. Kissed you." He asked, his face and voice blank.

"Yeah."

"Right…" he said sarcastically. Something on his neck caught my eye. Is that his angry vain coming out? Oh dear… I'm in trouble now. But what did I do? It's not my fault!

"Ummm… and then I turned into a mermaid myself, and I could breath and talk under water and then I panicked and swam back to shore and then I got out and tried but my boxers were still wet so I got dressed and went commando and then got a cab and then got home then you shouted at meeee~~~~" I bubbled out everything so he won't stop me in the middle, ending it with a whine.

"You must mean a merman." He said still not showing any emotion apart from his angry vain that kept on growing. That's not so good…

"yep… but then after I ran to my room I went out again and you and Harry were asleep and I found Danny drinking on the couch so I joined him and he asked me not to freak out and he kissed me and I kissed back me being Gay and all that and-"

"Wait, what?" for a second his cold blank mask cracked and he was purely shocked.

"What do you mean, 'what?" I asked trying to figure out what I said that he was so surprised about.

"Your gay?" he asked slowly.

Then suddenly it hit me. Dammit! Why did I bubble that out!

"Yes, but that's another story, anyway we kissed and today when he fell into the water and turned into a merman I figured out it was because of the kiss so I kissed Harry and threw him in the water as well to see if I was right and I was!"

"Your gay." Tom repeated again, completely ignoring all that I said after that.

"Would you put that aside for a minute?"

"Yes, yes… I got it… whoever kisses a merman turns into one as well…" he said then rubbed his temple. "I need an aspirin…" He said then walked past me, opened the door and got out.

At first I wanted to stop him, but there was something in the pit of my stomach that told me not to. I walked out of the room and was about to get in to my and Harry's room but before I could do that I heard a few moans that made me rethink going in. after a slightly louder 'Oh god, Harry!' I decided to leave. I think I need an aspirin myself….