-1a/n ok, THREE in one night, is that not awesome? Well the deal that I set up for chapter 9 is still working, ideasundae, so, REVIEW, WITH IDEA!! Well, this chapter I got from lanna, again, but she doesn't know! She told me it would be funny if something happened and they actually got a kitty, and turned it into a vampire, sorry if I changed your words, lanna, but that's basically it! Hope you LOVE this chapter!!

Disclaimer: Edward: hi! I am not owned by a certain hyper-crazy-author-lady who is named Katie!

Me: you sure?

Edward: yes, oh, and Katie? I can't play myself in the movie, cuz I don't exist, I AM NOT REAL!

Me: you sure?

Edward: yes, EEW! STOP THINKING OF ME KISSING YOU! YOUR ONLY (insert age here)!!! THAT'S LIKE, YEARS (younger/older) THAN ME!!

Me: you sure?

Edward: yes, and Katie, STOP SAYING 'YOU SURE?' IT'S ANNOYING

Me: you sure? Ok, I'll stop

Notes With Bella and The Gang

Jasper: bold Edward: bold italics

Alice: normal Bella: normal italics

BELLA!! I got a surprise for you!!

Whatwhatwhatwhat???

Yeah!! Wait, I got to see it already! Ha ha!

What is it?!

It is… A KITTEN NAMED ATHENA!!!!

IT'S BROWN!! WITH WHITE BOOT-PAW-THINGYS! YAYZERS!!

YAYZERS!! Wait, yayzers?

YES! An awesomely cool version of the already cool yay!

Ok…

Kitty… smells… good…

-Jasper tries to eat kitty, Edward tries not to laugh at the punishment Alice is planning, and Bella is in absolute horror, all the while, Alice and Edward are saving Athena, who is growling just as loudly as Jasper is-

JASPER-WHAT-EVER-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS-CULLEN! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO EAT POOR ATHENA!!

JASPER! You bit Athena! She's going to be a vampire!

YAYZERS! VAMPIRE KITTY!!

YAYZERS IS RIGHT!!

-3 days later, Athena still isn't a vampire, so alice bites her more to make her change happen faster, 2 days after that, Athena is a vampire and tries to bite Bella, who just wags her finger at Athena and says bad kitty, while the whole cullen clan is trying to keep Athena back, it works, Edward leaves to get Bella new-born-vampire-kitty-safe-from-erized

Why do I have to wear all this? Only my eyes and mouth are showing!

Your right, we ARE using notes, and we don't need to talk, so lets cover your mouth

BOO!!

-Athena still tries to drink bella, bella gets so furious with Athena that she is ignoring Athena, until one day…-

Bella?

Yes, mr.-you-have-to-be-covered-all-the-way??

I have a way to stop you from having to be covered

EEK! WHAT IS IT!!!!!!??????

To get rid of kitty…

You mean end her EVIL existence?

Sadly… yes, it's the only way…

DO IT!!!

Actually, I already did, I was just hoping that you would be ok with it!

I AM!!!

Lets kiss!!!!

What about no kissing? Mr.-no-we-can't-kiss

Yeah! You can kiss her, but I can't kiss alice?????????????????

No, it's more like YEAH!

Ok… YEAH! You can kiss her, but I can't kiss alice??????????????????/

SHUT UP AND KISS ALICE IF YOU WANT!!

Well, maybe I don't WANT to anymore!

You don't???? I'm gonna cry!!

No, I do, I was just telling him that if I didn't, I would be mad.

SHUT UP AND KISS!

I'll do you one better…

No, that's still not allowed

-everyone has a make out fest, and all that stuffs, and then they go and buy a new kitty, or try to. Jasper tries to eat it, and they all let him, except for Bella, who is trying to get near her kitty-killer of a brother.-

STUPID KITTY KILLER! STUPID JASPER-WHAT-EER-YOUR-MID…(is cut off)

My middle name, or old last name, to be exact, is Whitlock.

Nothing else?

No

STUPID JASPER-WHITLOCK-ONE-MIDDLE-NAME-IDIOT-OF-IDIOT-KITTY-KILLER-IDIOT-CULLEN! I WISH YOU WERE NOT A KITTY KILLER! THEN I WOULD STILL HAVE ATHENA THE FIRST! NOT BE MOURNING ATHENA THE SECOND!

Boo hoo hoo. Stop being all boo-hooy about a cat.

KITTY-KILLER!!!

Wow… very original, never heard it before except the other 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times that you said it

SHUT UP YOU KITTY KISSER!!

Kitty kisser?

YOU KNOW I MEANT TO WRITE KITTY KILLER, YOU KITTY-KILLING KITTY KILLER!! BOOPHEAD!!

a/n sorry that I had that make out session in the middle, but I thought it would be funny. Well, actually, I just thought it and wrote it down. If you REALLY want me to stop with the make outs, they review and say so, cuz I will then, and if you don't get what the doing one better thing is, then review, and I'll give you more hints, so yeah. Thanks to any reviewers, but I am disappointed, I mean, really, even if you say it's the most suckiest story ever, and you hate it and will beware reading it, still review! I need them, so people who might LIKE it won't get all 'only 8 reviews? Must be sucky' so R&R NOW!!!!