It's Close!

Isis: Sis, the whole host thing…it's so hard!

Me: Too bad.

Raygirl: (Comes out of bathroom wearing a white bikini top and a longer skirt) How do I look?

Rayman: (Surprised) Awesome!

Raygirl: Since it's the final dares, Globette sewn me this. She wants me to seem "fabulous". (Fixed phoenix skull hat)

Rayman: No, you look beautiful.

Raygirl: Thanks.

Isis: (Camera records) Hello. It's the final dares now. TEENSIE RAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Teensie Ray: Nothing.

Rayman: (Stares at right ring finger) Hey, who's got my ring?

Teensie Ray: (Makes a copter out of his hair) Everyone, glare at me! I'm Rayman! This halo is cool.

Rayman: Aha, give that back! You can't handle it!

Teensie Ray: (Chuckles nervously) Sorry. (Takes off ring and gives it back to Rayman. Rayman puts it back on. Teensie Ray falls to the ground) Ouch!

Isis: Kids.

Reflux: GIVE LEPTYS THE ANKH!

Leptina: Reflux!

Isis: He might get it if the viewers vote for him.

Ruby: Ooh.

Dark Rayman: Aw, c'mon!

Rayman: Hey, Raygirl. Check this out. Our rings can make us invisible. (Becomes unseen)

Raygirl: Nice.

Dark Rayman: Geesh, what an imbecile. (Invisible Rayman sneaks up behind his clone and gives him a serious wedgie) Eek! (Gets blind by his pink undergarment) A haint!

Ruby: My brother and I didn't do it.

Rayman: (Giggles) I have the magic. (Becomes visible)

Dark Rayman: GRRRRRRRRRR!

Isis: Rayman, you're visible again.

Rayman: (Turns indistinguishable)

Me: Hey, where'd her go?

Raygirl: Okay, Kat-Kat says…LOL Teensette: Wear a karate gi. Raysette: Fight Ales Mansay (Use magic)! Leptina: Fight as Raysette's sidekick!

Leptina: Oh, I just got my claws sharpened!

Isis: I'm gonna let Raysette do her dare first.

Raysette: FINALLY, I'M GONNA BE LIKE MY HERO! (Puts on emerald ring) Oh, my Geb. We both have the same halo! Ooooooh!

Raygirl: This girl is creepy.

Me: (Spreads hands. Green portal opens) Go, go! I can't leave it open forever! (Leptina & Raysette enters portal)

Isis: Good one.

(At Ales' cottage)

Ales: (Whimpers with fear) Oh, god.

Andrew: Cousin Ales, some people came to see you. (Opens closet door)

Ales: CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT! (Points at his cousin who is not a Teensie)

Andrew: Three girls came. Alexandra Mavis, your boo and two named Leptina and Raysette. (Points at a plump girl Teensie with long gray hair wearing a top hat and a black robe) Alexandra…

Alexandra: Zing da la afwah ongair.

Leptina: What did she say?

Ales: Alex said she was worried about me.

Alex: Omway oofway afwah.

Ales: And you're gonna combat me? Because that's what Alex said.

Raysette: Yep.

Ales: (Comes out) Okay.

Alex: Ping rah dings la tea op. (Translation: Get ready to fight)

Andrew: FIGHT!

Raysette: Ha-di! (Hurricanes spun Ales like a top. But Ales wasn't out)

Ales: What an elegant ring! May I see?

Leptina: STEP OFF! (Claws Ales' face, drawing blood)

Andrew: Oh, boy.

Alex: Ales.

Ales: I'm alright, Cupcake. Wind! (Halo jumps off of Raysette's finger and on his) I still got it.

Alex: Nah, gah tia tic zing boo.

Ales: What do you mean the Leptina is a strong god? Plasma! (Lightning shots out of his hand)

Leptina: LOOK OUT! (Pushes Raysette out of the way) Tas! (Ales' strangle rope shape-shifted into a cobra. Ales shoot at the serpent, but too fast. The snake encircles his body and bites him on the ankle)

Andrew: Ooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning.

Alex: Si di. (Translation: I agree)

Ales: OWWW! I HATE THE BAD LUCK SPELL!

Raysette: It was a punishment for hurting Polokus! And Atoll Lagoon's creature is Luna and she isn't beautiful.

Leptina: Totally. And will you be nice to Rayman? Gumdrop told me everything!

Ales: Ouch! YES!

Raysette: Good.

Alex: Po tea flub dah tic zee? Mau gi! (Translation: Will he be okay? I'm pregnant!)

Andrew: Ales, if you're harmed badly, raise your left hand. (Ales raises right hand) Your left hand.

Ales: I'M IN PAIN, YOU DING-A-LING!

(On Stage)

Leptina: (Come out holding Ales) He needs helps! I think I crushed him too much!

Ales: Owwwww…

Gonzo: I got him.

Rayman: Well, well, well.

Raygirl: Stare at who's been crawling back.

Ales: I've been carried.

Raysette: And his girlfriend's pregnant.

Gonzo: He'll be fine in no time. (Carries Ales to his office)

Raygirl: We have the votes. And the winner for the ankh is…

Isis: After this!

All: NOOOOOOO! (Commercials return)