It's Close!
Isis: Sis, the whole host thing…it's so hard!
Me: Too bad.
Raygirl: (Comes out of bathroom wearing a white bikini top and a longer skirt) How do I look?
Rayman: (Surprised) Awesome!
Raygirl: Since it's the final dares, Globette sewn me this. She wants me to seem "fabulous". (Fixed phoenix skull hat)
Rayman: No, you look beautiful.
Raygirl: Thanks.
Isis: (Camera records) Hello. It's the final dares now. TEENSIE RAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Teensie Ray: Nothing.
Rayman: (Stares at right ring finger) Hey, who's got my ring?
Teensie Ray: (Makes a copter out of his hair) Everyone, glare at me! I'm Rayman! This halo is cool.
Rayman: Aha, give that back! You can't handle it!
Teensie Ray: (Chuckles nervously) Sorry. (Takes off ring and gives it back to Rayman. Rayman puts it back on. Teensie Ray falls to the ground) Ouch!
Isis: Kids.
Reflux: GIVE LEPTYS THE ANKH!
Leptina: Reflux!
Isis: He might get it if the viewers vote for him.
Ruby: Ooh.
Dark Rayman: Aw, c'mon!
Rayman: Hey, Raygirl. Check this out. Our rings can make us invisible. (Becomes unseen)
Raygirl: Nice.
Dark Rayman: Geesh, what an imbecile. (Invisible Rayman sneaks up behind his clone and gives him a serious wedgie) Eek! (Gets blind by his pink undergarment) A haint!
Ruby: My brother and I didn't do it.
Rayman: (Giggles) I have the magic. (Becomes visible)
Dark Rayman: GRRRRRRRRRR!
Isis: Rayman, you're visible again.
Rayman: (Turns indistinguishable)
Me: Hey, where'd her go?
Raygirl: Okay, Kat-Kat says…LOL Teensette: Wear a karate gi. Raysette: Fight Ales Mansay (Use magic)! Leptina: Fight as Raysette's sidekick!
Leptina: Oh, I just got my claws sharpened!
Isis: I'm gonna let Raysette do her dare first.
Raysette: FINALLY, I'M GONNA BE LIKE MY HERO! (Puts on emerald ring) Oh, my Geb. We both have the same halo! Ooooooh!
Raygirl: This girl is creepy.
Me: (Spreads hands. Green portal opens) Go, go! I can't leave it open forever! (Leptina & Raysette enters portal)
Isis: Good one.
(At Ales' cottage)
Ales: (Whimpers with fear) Oh, god.
Andrew: Cousin Ales, some people came to see you. (Opens closet door)
Ales: CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT! (Points at his cousin who is not a Teensie)
Andrew: Three girls came. Alexandra Mavis, your boo and two named Leptina and Raysette. (Points at a plump girl Teensie with long gray hair wearing a top hat and a black robe) Alexandra…
Alexandra: Zing da la afwah ongair.
Leptina: What did she say?
Ales: Alex said she was worried about me.
Alex: Omway oofway afwah.
Ales: And you're gonna combat me? Because that's what Alex said.
Raysette: Yep.
Ales: (Comes out) Okay.
Alex: Ping rah dings la tea op. (Translation: Get ready to fight)
Andrew: FIGHT!
Raysette: Ha-di! (Hurricanes spun Ales like a top. But Ales wasn't out)
Ales: What an elegant ring! May I see?
Leptina: STEP OFF! (Claws Ales' face, drawing blood)
Andrew: Oh, boy.
Alex: Ales.
Ales: I'm alright, Cupcake. Wind! (Halo jumps off of Raysette's finger and on his) I still got it.
Alex: Nah, gah tia tic zing boo.
Ales: What do you mean the Leptina is a strong god? Plasma! (Lightning shots out of his hand)
Leptina: LOOK OUT! (Pushes Raysette out of the way) Tas! (Ales' strangle rope shape-shifted into a cobra. Ales shoot at the serpent, but too fast. The snake encircles his body and bites him on the ankle)
Andrew: Ooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning.
Alex: Si di. (Translation: I agree)
Ales: OWWW! I HATE THE BAD LUCK SPELL!
Raysette: It was a punishment for hurting Polokus! And Atoll Lagoon's creature is Luna and she isn't beautiful.
Leptina: Totally. And will you be nice to Rayman? Gumdrop told me everything!
Ales: Ouch! YES!
Raysette: Good.
Alex: Po tea flub dah tic zee? Mau gi! (Translation: Will he be okay? I'm pregnant!)
Andrew: Ales, if you're harmed badly, raise your left hand. (Ales raises right hand) Your left hand.
Ales: I'M IN PAIN, YOU DING-A-LING!
(On Stage)
Leptina: (Come out holding Ales) He needs helps! I think I crushed him too much!
Ales: Owwwww…
Gonzo: I got him.
Rayman: Well, well, well.
Raygirl: Stare at who's been crawling back.
Ales: I've been carried.
Raysette: And his girlfriend's pregnant.
Gonzo: He'll be fine in no time. (Carries Ales to his office)
Raygirl: We have the votes. And the winner for the ankh is…
Isis: After this!
All: NOOOOOOO! (Commercials return)
