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Hi guys and girls! Hope you like this chapter :) It was fun being jane hehehehe :)
Dear Volturi:
Why the name volturi? Why not Pricante! Or Dublotoe! Those are just as good!
And Jane, why are you such a be atch? Is it just in your nature? And do you think you could ever find a soul mate?
And for all of you vamps:
1) What is the most annoying part of living with people for thousands of years
2) Do you have any undicovered talents?
3) Were you really gonna kill the Cullens? I mean COME ON! if you DID kill them (or kill them again) About 30 0 fangirls in america alone would come to Volterra and rip you to shreads and burn the peices, then set you back together, then rip you apart again. And repeat that 40 times and then yea...
So yea...
Love yaz all!
--TheNextCullen332
Dear "the next Cullen 332"
Aro: Oh, so you are becoming a Cullen?
Jane: That's not good! Another person knows about vampires! lets kill Edward!
Demetri: Calm down kid.
Jane: Kid?!
Aro: Anyways.... I find that the most annoying part of my years has been... struggling to make sure that all of humanity doesnt know our secret.
Caius: ...or that you can never find your rubber duckie in the bath tub...
Aro: CAIUS!
Jane: Edward is defs most annoying for me.
Demetri: How about Jane?
Alec: Hey, come on, she's not that bad!
Felix: You have to say that... she's your twin.
Alec: True...
Marcus: Although not being able to find the rubber ducie is annoying..... I think whats most annoying is all of the power-hungry arguments that go on here. Lets all calm down.
Heidi: Yea, come on, dinner's a waiting!
Jane: But we still have two questions left!
Heidi: okay, then hurry up. Dont want them to get cold.
Demetri: I dont think we have any.... unless Jane has a crazy power to annoy everyone.
Jane: calm...calm...calm.... *sigh*. Okay! Dr. Phil actually works. Now that his blood is in my system; Im good to go!
Felix: Damn. Dr P is dead? And Jane is gonna get even weirder?
Alec:... Uhm, im pretty sure that if we had a solid case, we'd kill the Cullens. Sorry!
From, The Volturi
First, Caius: Does someone need a hug? Or a personality transplant? Seriously, so much hate isn't healthy. Maybe you should take up yoga.
Second, Jane: Again, hate isn't healthy. Yoga is a wonderful option. You and Caius should do it together. It'd be time for you two to become better friends.
Third: Can any of you guys drive? At all? Even a little bit?
Fourth: Why do y'all seem to hate the Cullens so much? What'd they ever do to you?
Fifth: Have you ever thought of becoming vegetarians like the Cullens? It helps with your temper issues and self control, it seems. Which you could really use some help on.
Okayy that's it! Talk to ya soon! Well, actually, no, because that would mean you were going to eat me. Which would be sad. So stay far, far away in Italy please, and just answer my questions!
--SunnySkies4Life--
:D OOH LOOK! A SMILEY!
Dear SunnySkies4Life,
Jane: ugh, what a happy-go-lucky name...
Alec: SOME people know how to be happy Jane.
Jane: What ever.
Caius: I do NOT need a hug. Or a personality Transplant...
Felix: Yea, They made them illigal in Volterra.
Caius: wait, what? They dont exist you fool! And yoga is for the weak hearted! Right Aro?
Aro: Uhm, yes brother couldn't agree more. *hides yoga mat*
Jane: I dont need freaking YOGA!
Felix: ..you sure about that?
Alec: Yea, you spazzed at me for getting you a cherry with no stem for the top of your sundae.
Jane: that cherry was disguisting.
Demetri: Wait, hold up. We're vampires. we dont eat.
Jane: EXACTLY MY POINT!
Alec: ..... the whole thing was your idea Jane.
Jane: whatever.
Demetri: Ooh! I can drive! I have a BMW red Convertible
Heidi: mhmmm, it matches my shoes!
Jane: cause thats important...
Heidi: What did you say Jane?
Jane: nothing.
Felix: I dont think I have any desire to be a veggie-vamp.
Alec: yea, gross much?
Jane: I HATE THE CULLENS.
Felix: why is that again?
Aro: Becuase she's smart. Kind of.
Jane: But, I--
Alec: bye!
Sincerely, The Volturi
Ok, here are some questions for the Volturi...
Aro: Could you try to find some moisturizer? Seriously...You look like death!
Caius: Let Edward have his love! What's your problem?
Marcus: Hey man, just cause you've never had a girl doesn't mean you should be supprised about the "intesity" of Bella and Edward.
Jane: Whats with you and your pain thing? You kinda over use it a bit. You're mean.
Human Secretary: GET OUT OF THERE!! ARE YOU CRAZY?
Love from,
Pluto-nfl
Dear Pluto-nfl
Aro: Seriously, have you ever even seen me?! I have as soft as a baby's bottom!
Jane: Sure ya do.
Marcus: Actually, its kind of hard brother.
Aro: NO!
Caius: Edward will never have love. He deserves to die. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Felix: I think that Caius took some of Jane's un-happy pills.
Demetri: hahahaha
Jane: SHUT IT!
Marcus: Silly Pluto-nfl. I had a wife. But never in my years have i felt such passion between two lovers.
Jane: Oh, lovely. I think Im gonna be sick.
Felix: Aw, I think its sweet.
Jane: You're gay right?
Felix: No! Im just emotional!
Jane:... And hey! I dont over-use my power! I just use it when people annoy me.
Alec: Hey, Jane, you still owe me five bucks.
Jane: ALEC I TOLD YOU. YOU'RE MY BROTHER. SUCK IT UP.
Alec: Okay, but dont spaz.
Jane: I DONT SPAZ! UGH! *uses power on Alec*... Okay... so maybe i over use it a little...
Felix: a little? you just hurt your brother.
Jane: whatever.
From, The volturi
haha. that was good. mkay,
Aro- why would you kill your sister? I mean, that's totally mean!
Marcus- you're totally awesome. I'm sorry about didyme.
Caius- you're cool too.
Marcus and Caius- what's it like putting up with Aro all the time?
from, pearberry14
Dear pearberry14,
Aro: I didn't kill my sister.
Jane: sure ya did. everyone knows.
Aro: How?!
Jane: I dunno.
Marcus: thank you kindly pearberry14.
Caius: Im MUCH cooler than Marcus.
Marcus: Think as you wish brother.
Caius: grr.
Marcus: Usually putting up with Aro isn't very terrible. Its usually Caius that causes difficulties.
Caius: What are you talking about? Im nice to everyone!
Volturi (minus Caius): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caius: You're all bullies!
From, The Volturi
Ok Volturi question.
Dear Volturi,
As much as you guys are like demons, you seem to be full of info about useless crap that no one cares about. But if you were to date one of the Cullen's, who would it be and why?
Adios.
Brittxxhc
Dear Brittxxhc.
Aro: That is truly a confusing name. What is it's orgin?
Jane: Who gives?
Felix: Oooh, I'd totally date that hot blonde girl.
Jane: No felix! The correct answer is 'I would not want to date any of the vile cullens. I hate them all.'"
Demetri: So who would iyou date Jane?
Jane: EDWARD!
Everyone: *GASP*
Alec: I knew it.
Jane: Did I actually just say that?! SHIT.
Alec: Uhm, anyways, I'd date Alice
Demetri: Yea, she's hot.
Heidi: Damn you.
Aro: Ooh, that lovely little girl that is Carlisle's mate. She's lovely.
Caius: Oh yes. I believe her name is Esme.
Marcus: Yes. A scrumptious sight for the eyes.
Jane: Okay, EW.
Lilly: good job you've made them all crazy!
Jane: we're not crazy! Now shut it or ill shut it for you!
Lilly: eep.
Love, The volturi, and a very frieghtened author.
For the Voulturi,
Aro you are super (in the words of another writer) Arotastic. Jane, everone else is aweome to but my question is, What do you do when your not eating people or punishing other Vampires, like in you recrational time?
HairSpunOfGold
Dear HairSpunOfGold
Jane: WHAT REC TIME?! WE'RE BUSY 24/7 WITH THOSE ANNOYING CULLENS!
Demetri: I believe HairSpunOfGold is referring to the ten hours that you spent starting at various pictures of Edward Cullen last night.
Jane: Whu-Uh-Mo- oh.
Alec: The rest of us watch funny movies.
Aro: Yes, the scary ones scare Felix.
Felix: well, you never know if Bolt is gonna make it home or not!
Caius: Right.
Love, The Volturi
my question is 4 jane. i wanted 2 know what u would do if Aro got u a babysitter.
-Sydney/ilheartedwardcullen
Dear Sydney/iheartedwardcullen,
Aro would never get me a babysitter. I dont need to be watched like that stupid little human/vampire Bella girl. I can take care of myself.
Felix: Oh really? Cause havent you ever wondered why Demetri and I have to follow you everywhere?
jane: I thought it was because you liked me so much.
Demetri: Nope.
Jane: Oh.
From, Jane, felix, and demetri
Dear Volturi,
Aro,why are you always creepily nice to people and is it true that you can take away thoughts?It's probably just a rumor but I wanted to know.
Jane,you are my fav Volturi(no offence anyone else)I think your totally misunderstood and that your power is i WANT to understand you so what was your past like?
Alec,I like you too your power is awsome!Is it true that you and Jane are twins or is that just so the humans don't suspect anything?And for you AND Jane, how old were you guy before you were turned?
Demetri,is it hard to track people?I'm just curious.
Felix,if you don't have a cool power then why do the Volturi keep you?Do you think you could beat Emmet in a fight?
Caius,do you even like the Cullens?Do you like anyone?Why do you hate werewolves? And thank you for letting us know that the Quileutes are just shape-shifters so we can call them shape-shifting losers!
Marcus, why are you so bored all the time?Is it because your mate died?If so suck it up your as bad as Edward!I swear you,Edward,Caius,and Leah could start a club called the depressing lonley weirdos.
Dear twilightfanpire102,
Jane: AHA! See, im everyone's favorite.
Felix: twilightfanpier102 never said that Jane.
Jane: it was implied.
Felix: No it wasnt.
Aro: I dont know if i can take other's thoughts. Ive never tried. Would you like to volunteer?
Alec: Thanks! I like my power too! Yes, we're twins... We were uhm, How old were we Jane?
Jane: 15.
Alec: right.
Caius: All the Cullens are fools. Except maybe Esme.
Marcus: Im not bored. Im just... unemotional. Opposite of Felix.
Felix: Yea....
Love, The Vmisters.
Jane: What? When did we beome the 'Vmisters'?
Lilly: I thought it was cool and was tired of typing Volturi.
Jane: Oh.
Thats the end! Sorry if I missed anyone, but there were a lot of you :) (WHICH MAKES ME HAPPY!) so.... hope you liked it! Please review/send letters in for THE CULLENS!
thanks for reading,
pinkcrayon1101
