A/N: I hated this one so much. So just don't bother commenting it…
Defend Her
Kisu twirled her green hair into a twisted bun and wrapped a towel around her naked body. She sat in Road's bathroom, waiting for the blue haired sadist to come back.
She woke up that morning to Road going through her clothes and makeup. Apparently Road wanted to play dress up today. She ran off to go get something so Kisu sat in wait, wanting to go back to sleep.
A knock on the door forced her to look up. Tyki poked his through crack in the door and smiled. "Hey Kisu."
She smiled back. "Tyki. Did Road send you?"
He nodded. "Yep. I'm here to inspect you."
She paled. "H-how?"
"Just get your measurments. She doesn't like you clothes so she talked Lulubell into adjusting one of her dresses. But she needs your measurments. Stand up."
Kisu did so and felt all the blood in her body go straight to her cheeks. Tyki wrapped a measuring tape around her breasts and laughed. "You have small breasts."
"No she doesn't!"
Both Kisu and Tyki sweat dropped.
Debitto and Jasdero zoomed in (zoom, I tell you!) and pulled down Kisu's towel, grabbing her breasts.
"They aren't small. They're totally holdable!"
"And super soft and squishy, hiii~!"
The room was silent. Then screaming and the sound of blood could be heard in every corner of the house.
Tyki smiled at the corpse' of Debitto and Jasdero. "Now, about those measurments."
Me: *SHAME*
