Okay here is the extra long chapter I promised! :D Review at the end. Tell me which rule is your favorite!

RULE #43 SLEEPING PERSON + WARM WATER = BLACKMAIL!

Oh poor Thor, yesterday he fell asleep watching a Family Guy episode and stupid me made a comment to everybody in the room.

"When I lived back in Florida, I learned to never fall asleep around my friends. If you were ever not the last to fall asleep you would wake up when you peed your pants." I sighed.

"You urinated in your sleep? How did you not feel the urge to go relieve yourself?" Loki asked looking at me strangely.

"It's an old trick. You take the sleeping person's hand and put it in a bucket of warm water and then their body just naturally reacts and you pee." I said chuckling. Loki's eyes got wide and he grinned mischievously and then quickly ran off.

"I think you just doomed poor Thor." Natasha said not looking up from her book.

"No, I think I just doomed Loki." I grinned.

"Oh yeah, Thor is going to barbeque his ass when he wakes up!" Clint laughed. I nodded my head confirming his thought just as Loki returned with the bucket of warm water and put one of Thor's huge hands in.

A few moments later Thor's yellow river began flowing even waterfalling off of Tony's very expensive couch and onto the floor. Clint and I whipped out of cell phones and began taking pictures of it all.

Then Thor woke up and Loki, being the idiot he is, was still holding the bucket with Thor's hand in it.

"What in the name of Odin? LOKI!" He roared. Loki dropped the bucket and took off. He didn't get too far before he was struck by a series of lightning bolts.

Yeah, Clint and I didn't get that in photos.. WE GOT VIDEOFEEDS ON YOUTUBE, BABY! OVER 12 MILLION VIEWS! Plus Thor is in debt to Clint and I forever ;)

RULE #44 BUBBLE WRAP IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE TO ROLL DOWN STAIRS

Tony and I were on Google looking up those hilarious captioned photos when we came across one with the guy from friends with bubble wrap around his head captioned; We are all mature, until somebody brings out bubble wrap.

The minute we saw this photo we got into his car and drove to the Box store and bought all the bubble wrap in the store.

"You moving Mr. Stark?" the counter boy asked handing him back his card.

"Nope. We're going to roll down my stairs!" He said taking the huge order of bubble wrap and walking out. Once we got back Tony wrapped the plastic around me and then I wrapped it around him.

When we were all done and well protected we went into the stair well and began all the fun. We got down six floors when all the bubbles had popped and that's when I hit my ankle really hard on the edge of a stair. The pain shot up my leg but I was going so fast I couldn't stop. Tony had rolled to a stop, but me being about 70 pounds lighter and rolled up tighter I just kept going.

"HELP!" I yelled as I continued to roll down the stairs. After about twenty minutes I finally reached a bigger landing and came to a stop.

"JARVIS. Call Steve down here. And Natasha and Clint. And Bruce now that I think about it." I call out.

"Right away Miss Baer." It responds. Ten minutes later they all arrive at my location while Tony is still climbing down the flights of stairs in his bubble wrap.

"What happened?" Natasha asked kneeling down next to me.

"Uncle Tony and I thought it would be fun to roll down the stairs, but we didn't want to get hurt so we went and bought bubble wrap and then wrapped up in it and started to roll down the stairs. It worked for the first six flights of stairs and then I hit my ankle on a stair and I think it's broken." I mumbled.

Bruce cut the bubble wrap off of me and took a look at my ankle, yep broken. He took me to the hospital to get an x-ray and found out it was broken in three spots. At least they were clean breaks and would heal quickly and nicely. I even got to pick out my cast color.. wanna know the color? HOT PINK! For the next two months I was on crutches and I had Tony at my beck and call.

RULE #45 TONY'S CREDIT CARD IS NOT UP FOR GRABS

Tony should really learn not to piss off any of us girls, especially Pepper. Okay here's what happened.

"What about this dress for the expo, Tony?" Pepper asked coming out in an amazing emerald green chiffon gown.

"You know, Pep, green just isn't my color. And it most certainly isn't yours." He said flicking though a magazine.

"What is that supposed to mean?" she asked putting her hands on her hips.

"Your just too.. blonde for green. That color belongs on Natasha. You need a midnight blue or a sky blue." He said looking at her.

"You bought this for me Tony." She said raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, that dress! Um I was thinking it would look good on you but I was really liking how it looked on the model." He mumbled. Pepper's eyes began to water and she ran out of their room. She grabbed her shoes, coat, and purse and went to the multimedia room.

"Hey Anna, Natasha, do you want to go shopping?" she asked.

"Sure!" I said jumping up.

"What did Tony do now?" Nat asked getting up slowly.

"Oh that asshat? Nothing compared to what we're going to do to him.." she said pressing the elevator button.

Pepper took us to Saks, Barneys, Nordstrom's, and a few small but very expensive boutiques. After shopping for what seemed like 12 hours we went to Masa and the bill was over $600. Yeah when we finally got home we had Happy help us carry our loot to our rooms and then Pepper handed Tony all 40 of the exceptionally long receipts. His face went from 'what is this?' to goldfish in a matter of seconds when he saw the first one.

"How much did you spend?" He asked glancing at the rest.

" Just maybe over $80,000." Pepper said shrugging the grand total amount.

"$80,000 on what?!" He squeaked.

"Whatever we wanted. Don't make me mad, Tony." She said poking his chest hard and then going back to their room.

"Damn. Thank god Natasha just gives me the cold shoulder and takes all her anger out in practice. I'd be bankrupt!" Clint said laughing at Tony.

"Shut up Katniss!"Tony called after him.

RULE #46 LIFE SIZE CUTOUTS ARE BANNED FOREVER

Once again, Loki took my damn diary and thought I didn't notice. I found it in his closet knowing he would try to read it again I went and bought a big life size cut out of none other than Justin Beiber. I put it in his closet and set up my iPad to play 'Baby' when he opened the door.

I crawled up into the air vent and waited for Loki to return. When he finally did I got out my phone and pressed the record button. He immediately went to his closet and opened it.

A spot light shone right on the cut out and the music blared. Loki screamed and jumped back cowering behind his bed and covered his head with his pillow. I climbed out of the vent and grabbed my iPad and diary and walked over to the cowering Loki.

"Didn't I tell you to never touch my diary again?" I asked kicking his shin.

"Next time I'll get the real fucking deal, Justin Beiber. Don't test me." I threatened.

No more life size cut outs.

RULE #47 ANYBODY WHO WAKES ME UP BEFORE 11AM IS GOOD AS DEAD

For a reason that only God knows why, Nick Fury decided to call an Avenger meeting. (I was actually invited to this one!) I would have been super excited except he called for it to be at 7 in the friggin morning.

Tony tried to wake me up and I punched his balls in.

Clint tried (I think he even worn a cup to protect himself) but he punched in the nose.

Bruce tried but he was too nice so I just yelled at him and threw my very expensive lamp at him.

Steve tried to pick me up but I rolled out of bed and under it to hide from his super hot and muscular arms.

Finally they brought Natasha in, who grabbed me by my feet down the hall into the elevator still in my boyshort underwear and black sports bra. The entire ride from the tower to HQ I spent glaring at Natasha and plotting her's and Fury's death.

When I walked into the meeting room (which was freezing cold by the way) I got the weirdest looks.

"Uh, Anna, why?" Nick asked.

"Because somebody decided to call a damn meeting at 7 in the morning!" I shouted.

Nick shook his head and chuckled before beginning the meeting. I spent the meeting as well glaring at him and planning his death.

Finally we got to go to the gym. I actually grabbed Clint's bow and arrow and shot at Natasha grazing her about twelve times before Steve forcefully took it away and dragged me out of there.

"What is wrong with you Anna? Are you secretly working with HYDRA?" he demanded.

"NO! She woke me up! And you know what? FURY'S NEXT!" I yelled pointing in the direction of Fury's office.

Every time I went by there for the next week there were armed guards in front of his door looking out for me.

There you have it! Chapter 9 took a while to write but it's up! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW PLEASE! Like I said, I love to hear back! Well I hope you liked it and tomorrow I will post chapter 10 tomorrow but, depending on how you guys respond to this I might post 11 and 12 too! :D