Do I deserve you guys? Probably not... XD
I am really sorry with not updating, I went to the Philippines in August and then school came in and my life was a wreck.
You guys are so nice and patient, you don't rage at me... Much. XD
You don't rush me (much. XD) and you just sit and wait.
I love each and everyone of you! :D
And without further ado... Here's a long awaited chapter!
Evana: I'm back!
Bumblebee: Starscream and Knockout left two months ago...
Evana: Oh shoot how long have I been gone?! D:
Miko: A few months actually.
Megatron: Can we go back to the Nemisis now?
Evana: Ummm. NO. We've got a few more chapters ahead of us!
Ratchet: UUGGHHHHHH...
Evana: Well, I'm making Screamer and KO come back! *Snaps fingers and magically they're back*
Knockout: NO RARITY IS THE BEST!
Starscream: NO RAINBOW DASH IS! SHE CAN SONIC RAINBOW YOU'RE FACE! .O.
Evana: Well, are you two arguing on who's the best pony?
Starscream: Yeah but Rainbow Dash is obviously the best!
Knockout: Nuh uh! Rarity is more stylish then anyone! Other them myself of course...
Evana: Ok enough! I like all of them to be honest. :) Let's get to the dares! :D One from xtz56, what is everyone's weirdest moment of their life?
Starscream: Finding out I have heels. ;-;
Airachnid: Noticing I'm a spider hybrid thing. Seriously. I don't even know how I'm like this!
All Autobots: Meeting Miko.
Miko: I'm not that bad. :)
Jack: Weeeelllllllll...
All humans: Finding out that giant alien robots exist.
Knockout: Nothing really...
Megatron: Same. Nothing. Well, that one time I saw Starscream twirling his hips. (I loved that episode. XD)
Evana: Mkay, next up. Kat9999999999999 says, watch all the Transformers Prime episodes from season 1 to 3. :D I was doing this a few days ago. XD
About a few good hours of binge watching later...
Optimus: That was really a great series.
Megatron: Agreed.
Evana: :) One of the best Transformers series ever, in my case anyway. Thus show was my childhood! (Seriously, in 2011ish. My morning routine. Wake up. Eat. Watch TV for 30 minutes and go to school.) Anywho... A few from Esperanza Hyde the Vamp Queen. Make everyone have a giant dodgeball game. Sweet! I'm also not letting the kids play in the fear that they might get squashed. And I'll make the balls bigger so you guys can actually throw them. LET'S DO THIS! AUTOBOTS VS DECEPTICONS! :D
The Match... (DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN!)
Evana: 3. 2. 1... FIRE! IF YOU'RE HIT. YOU'RE OUT FOR THE WHOLE GAME!
Arcee gets the first shot in, barely missing Starscream's face...
Starscream: Wait! Aren't you supposed to be hitting eachother waist or lower?!
Evana: In my game, you can hit the enemy anywhere. XD
Megatron loads 5 balls into his cannon. (How? Idk. Magic. XD) And shoots like a machine gun! One barely hits Smokescreen, and the other completely miss...
Smokescreen counters and throws one and it directly hits knockout in the face! Ow, that's gotta leave a mark!
Knockout: What?! NONONONONO! NOT MY FACE! AHHHHHHHH! *Runs away to fix himself*
Evana: And KO is KOed! XD Puns. :D
Ratchet throws one right to Starscream, and lands it right in the the bolts. XD Owch that's gotta hurt!
Evana: Yowch! Starscream down! You ok Screamer?
Starscream: Y-ye-eahhhh... I-I'm good. DX
Soundwave grabs two balls, chucking them at Optimus and Bumblebee, each of them landing a direct hit. Owch!
Evana: And they are out! Ratchet use that wrench throwing power! ACTIVATE SUPER SAIYAN MEDIC MODE! (I honestly have no idea how I thought of this but hey. It works! XD)
A yellow glow surrounded Ratchet, allowing him to levitate, off of the ground. Miko somehow got onto his head and placed a yellow Super Saiyan wig on his head, to add effect of corse.. XD
He then started throwing dodgeballs like there's no tomorrow. Ratchet nails Megatron in the crotch, Airachnid, Breakdown and Dreadwing in the face. The only one left is Soundwave...
Evana: And four go down! Five members of team Prime remain...
Smokescreen grabs a ball and chucks it at Soundwave, and he nails it! Right on his mask, it hit so hard it shattered!
Miko: OHMYGOSH!
Evana: HIS FACE!
Soundwave: *Quickly runs off to fix his mask*
Evana: Anybody catch a glimpse of his face?!
Airachnid: No. The moment it shattered he burst out.
Evana: Aww... Anywho... The winners of dodgeball are the Autobots! Another dare from Esperanza Hyde the Vamp Queen. To Bumblebee: paint Knockout yellow! This will be good. :D
Knockout: First my face and now my paint?! NOOOOOOO!
Some time of painting later...
Evana: That is art!
Knockout: MY BEAUTIFUL PAIINNTTTTTTT! D:
Evana: It's ok, you'll be back to your red paint soon. :) Final one from Esperanza Hyde the Vamp Queen. Arcee, Airachnid and Miko need to dance to Britney Spears for 3 hours.
Airachnid: NO. JUST. NO.
Evana: A dare is a dare. :D
3 Hours Of Dancing Later...
Airachnid: Can I quit this?
Evana: No. You must be here. For the sake of the fanfic! Next one from Winry889. Make Mlp charecters come in. I know just the two. ;D *Snaps fingers and magically Rarity and Rainbow Dash show up*
Rarity: Where in Celestia are we?!
Evana: A special place. :) Oh and someone tell Knockout that Rarity is here.
Knockout: SAY WHAT?! *Sees Rarity* OHMYPRIMUS. RARITY. IS. HERE. I'M NOT DECENT! I'M YELLOW! *Faints*
Rainbow Dash: Hey, look. It's that Transformer I beat a while ago. *Points at Starscream*
Starscream: OH MY PRIMUS SHE KNOWS ME! *Faints*
Evana: And we have just seen a fanboy breakout. :) You guys can head back to Equestria now.
Rainbow Dash: Ok? I am confused... One moment I'm flying with the Wonderbolts and now I'm here.
Evana: Ok, cya! *Puff of smoke* And they're gone. Soo.. How are the bronies?
Bumblebee: Perhaps fainted. Of fanboyness of course. They'll better soon.
Evana: Ok, another from Winry889. Dare to Bee, scratch up Knockout's paint. Oh this'll be good. And he's fainted to.. Do it quick! Use this. *Hands Bee a large saw*
Moments of scratching up paint later...
Evana: Oh jeez. Bee you better hide. I'll wake him up.
Bumblebee: OH NONONO! *Runs to hide*
Miko: I'm gonna film this, this'll be good. XD
Knockout: Wha- WHAT. MY BEAUTIFUL PAINT. IT'S BAD ENOUGH YELLOW. WHO. SCRATCHED MY PAINT. HUUUHH! AND MY FACE! MY.. FACE... I WILL SNUFF THE SPARK OF WHOEVER DID THIS! D:(
Megatron: COUGHBUMBLEBEECOUGH...
Knockout: WHERE IS HE. I WILL KILL HIM!
Evana: He's long gone by now. XD Ok, final dare of the day from tfpfangirl11. Soundwave, take of your mask. Oh jeez.. He's still out repairing it.
Soundwave: *Walks in*
Evana: Nevermind! :D Hey Soundwave. A dare is for you to take of your mask.
Soundwave: *Takes off mask*
Everyone: OH MY PRIMUS.. 0_0
Miko: *Snaps a picture*
Soundwave: You saw nothing. *Puts mask back on*
Evana: THAT WAS EPIC. :D And that's all for this time guys! Baiii!
Like I said. I really don't deserve you guys. You are so patient and don't rage at me. :)
I'm just a 12 year old that wants to write some fanfics.
I'm really sorry for not updating! But hey. I'm here now! :D
I'm stuck with school and it's a bit of a pain you know?
Also, if I didn't put your TorD in this chapter, sorry. All of you have amazing truths and dares for our favorite bots and cons. :)
I try my hardest to put truths and dares from everyone. All of you are awesome! :)
Your truth or Dare might be in the next chapter so just wait!
That's all, RoboDiamondDragon09 out!
