Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters, only the OCs and even then they are based off of real people I know. All the mad libs I got off of this website: .com/

Also, any of the shows/movies/books/poems/ext mentioned here I do not own.

School Names:

Tobi – Eric

Konan – Taylor

Deidara – Ben

Sasuke – Liam

Kuwaitized Names:

Hidan – Hibban – Lovers,Beloved One

Itachi – Imtiyaz – Great King

Tobi – Toma - Twin

Deidara – Dayyan – One Who Takes Revenge

Konan – Kiran – Beam Of Light

Kisame – Kiraja – no meaning

Sasuke – Sayeed – Master Happy

Orochimaru – Osama – unknown as of now

Kabuto – Kabir – unknown as of now

Chapter Nine: Fun With Mad Libs

"Who wants to do mad libs?" I asked. Everyone, minus Sasuke, were instantly excited to have something as fun as mad libs to do in the middle of a sand storm. Calen explained how to play mad libs to Sasuke and then the game began.

"Someone give me an occupation." I said.

"Flower gardener." Sofia said. I wrote it down.

"Place."

"Canada." Aboss said.

"Person in room,male."

"Patrick." Calen suggested. This continued on a while longer.

"Alright that's it." I said. Almost everyone leaned in a little closer to listen. "Three years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a Registered Nurse, but a Flower Gardener on the streets of Canada. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend Patrick. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in French Guiana when Carter accidentally shot Lee's girlfriend, Chemical Engineer Isabella Molina, in the toe. During the World Criminal Court discussions, as Patrick addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the ludicrous of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, Patrick takes a snack machine in the liver, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, Justin Beiber. When Lee hesitates to shoot Justin Beiber, Carter shows up indicating towards the two and indecently quaffs Lee over, allowing Justin Beiber to escape."

"That one didn't turn out that funny." one of Panda's cousins commented.

"Trust me, the next one is sure to be funny." I said. I finished writing down the last word for the mad lib and wait for everyone to be quiet to read it."Here Calen, can you read this out loud?" I said as I handed her the mad libs. She started reading out latest mad lib.

"Dear School Nurse:

Glee Uchiha will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Chicken Pox and has horrible capitals and a/an evolutionary fever. We have made an appointment with the icky Dr. Outsourced, who studied for many years in France and has 6 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Industrious"

After Calen had finished reading we began on another one. I know that most people will get tired of mad libs after awhile but there was nothing else for us to do, so we continued on with our mad libs. Next we had one of the Raven by Edgar Allan Poe. Sofia started reading it for everyone to hear.

"Once upon a midnight sassy, while I pondered considerable and lazy,

Over many a quaint and curious specie of forgotten commercial,

While I pampered, nearly napping, suddenly there came a knick-knack,

As of email gently rapping, rapping at my Madagascar door -

' 'Tis some Indian,' I muttered, 'tapping at my Madagascar door -

Only this, and nothing more'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the kindhearted December,

And each separate patting ember wrought its trolley upon the floor.

Eagerly I tousled the morrow; - adoringly I had sought to borrow

From my child's surcease of sorrow – sorrow for the periodic Lenore -

For the theoretical and equable maiden whom the angels named Sammie -

Nameless here for evermore."

Next we did one that turned out to be the nursery rhyme Mary Had A Little Lamb, now called Rosey Had A Little Steller's Jay. We had Aboss read this one.

"Rosey had a little Steller's Jay little Steller's Jay little Steller's Jay Rosey had a little Steller's Jay, it's fleece was blue as snow. It followed her to Minnesota one day, Minnesota one day, Minnesota one day, it made the children abort and play to see a Steller's Jay at Minnesota."

We did a couple more before I realized that we'd been stuck here for at least an hour, if not more. We took a brake from mad libs to play Uno a little bit before going back to writing mad libs.

"I am Dr. Corresponding. I am destined to regale the Place. Unfortunately, the Place is full of a bunch of obnoxious tacos that do not agree. So this is my rolling plan to take over the Place:

To start with, I'll need to build my corded hideout in an abandoned Itex complex in the middle of the rainforest. It will have 9,325,173,587 underground floor(s), and only 1 floor(s) above-ground. All the spies will open flushedly and address me and 'The Great and Determined Dr. Corresponding.' I will also have several rooms designed for furling and blustering anyone who tries to bury me. That is, after I have pleaded the full extend of my rolling plan to them.

Next, I will hire some File Clerks to design the Wrench Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge bananas whenever I want it to. And is they don't want to build it, I will capture their oranges and threaten to make them do homework for hours on end. Once it's built, I will have it undulated along the San Andreas CD.

MwBang!, Bang!, Bang!, Bang!, Bang!!

Obviously you sniffle, I can hold the Governor of Florida, Charles Yeager, against the threat of fluting ¼ of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Florida, I will joke the team industry into promoting my right to regale the Place, and critically all will succumb to my elevator and calm." I had Panda finish reading.

"Hey everyone, look! The sand storm's gone!" Sofia said.

"Hey your right!"

"We can go home now!" While everyone said how excited they were to be able to go home, I put the mad libs and pencil back in my purse. Ready for another dusty day.

Author's Note: Hello everyone! Just wanted to let you know that I left a little clue in one of the mad libs to help you figure out what book/Anime/Manga/ext will end up being a crossover with Naruto eventually.