Damn you Kishimoto! Give me back my life!

I'm Back!!! Sorry I toke so long. I've been going in an out of depression. This year isn't a very good year for me. And finals got me just as I was getting back to writing this so that delayed the story also.

Anyway I wanted to thank all of you for being really supportive. I know I shouldn't have let that one review get to me but…well all the bad things build up on me and sometimes I can't take it. That review was kinda the last straw.

But all your reviews (and my friend's help) helped me feel a lot better. I really glad you guys didn't think I was pathetic for the little melt down. I feel happier now.


Day Dreamer

Ch.10- Sweet Tooth

//…I'm not afraid of standing still

I'm just afraid of being bored

I'm not afraid of speaking my mind

I'm just afraid of being ignored

I'm not afraid of feeling

And I'm not afraid of trying

I'm just afraid of losing

And I am just afraid of dying

I'm not afraid of being sick

I'm more afraid of being well

I'm not afraid

Put the gun in my hand

I'm just afraid that it will hurt like hell

I'm not afraid of screaming

And I'm not afraid of crying

I'm just afraid of forgetting

And I am just afraid of dying…//

-"Fear of Dying" Jack off Jill


He woke up in the worst mood possible after only sleeping for three hours. Not only had Tobi bugged him all night but that stupid medic nin had been running all over his house.

And she thought that he wouldn't know. She hid her chakra well, he'd give her that, but it didn't keep him from pinpointing the presence.

Maybe he should just kill her. It would put both of them out of their miseries. Not only that but when she wasn't up to some kind of trouble she was constantly plaguing his mind with her flowery sent and bright eyes.

Sighing he gave up any hope of extra sleep and rose from his bed. He didn't need to bother dressing since he had slept in his clothes. Though this wasn't something he would normally do.

He left his room, his robe fluttering behind him like black wings.


She was about to give up and just lay down and die. She had been through the same hallway five times, the intricate designs silently mocked her every time she saw them. She saw them again she would scratch them out with her nails. How's that for irritated?

She was tired and hungry and Deidara appeared before her and offered her food and a warm bed she would kiss him. And then throw things and scream at him for make such a terrible confusing house.

Sakura slumped, sliding down the wall until her bottom touched the floor. She ran one of her hand through her hair in frustration.

I don't understand. I've been searching this house for hours and I still can't find one single window. Not one!

She couldn't even find that room that she first woke up in. That was the only window that she had ever seen in the house besides the kitchen window. She didn't feel like jumping through the kitchen window just to plunge off a cliff.

"Hello!" an oddly familiar and cheerful voice called from behind her making her spin around quickly, frustration and exhaustion forgotten momentarily, replaced by fear and an animalistic defense.

About a yard away from her Tobi stood and waved to her, his hair standing out at odd angles as if he had rubbed his head on a balloon and had created static.

"What are…?" Sakura hadn't seen another human being except for Deidara in what seemed like a year, it toke her mind a minute to process that someone else was actually there and it wasn't some delusion.

As her mind processed Tobi had made his way quickly to her, all but wagging his tail.

She blinked and there he was. Right in front of her.

He cocked his head the side.

"What cha' doing on the floor?"

"I'm tired." Sakura replied in a flat voice, as if it was obvious why she was sitting on the floor.

"Oh." Tobi sat down in front of her with a plop and scratched the back of his head messing up his hair even more. "Tobi is tired too. He had to sleep all night…"

Poor you.

"Uh huh…" Sakura said with a raised an eyebrow and then stifled a yawn.

"And hungry." Tobi added this after a five second pause.

Hmmm food.

Her stomach didn't care about her pride, didn't care about her need to escape, to go home. It just wanted her to eat some food. Good delicious food. And complained loudly at her for ignoring it's needs.

There was a pause and Tobi stared at her for a few seconds then launched himself up, grabbing her wrist and began dragging her down the hallway with him, Sakura still in a sitting position.

"Hey-what the fuck are you doing?!" She complained at him loudly, trying to retching her hand from his tight grasp.

"Isn't Sakura-chan hungry?" he said sounding like a confused little boy.

"Sure I am! Where were you trying to drag me?!" She was yelling at him but she didn't care. She wasn't in the mood to play nice. She was too cranky for her own good.

"Tobi was going to get Muumuu-san to cook breakfast! Her pancakes are yummy!" Tobi danced back and forth on the balls of his feet like an impatient little boy.

"Come on! Come on!"

Poisoned food?...You know I don't even care anymore. And who the hell is Muumuu? And what kind of name is that?

"Okay…" Sakura heaved herself up into a standing position, brushed off her bottom and motioned with her hand for Tobi to lead the way.


"…what did you say?" the tone was quiet, not at all like the usual loud manner of the Hokage.

That's how they knew that they were in trouble. Chin deep in trouble and sinking.

The ANBU leader, as courageous as he was, was sweating bullets and there was a slight panicked look in his eyes.

The way she was staring at him with those chocolate brown eyes was nothing short of a predator watching it prey. Waiting for the wrong move.

"Uh.." He didn't want to say it again. He didn't want to die.

"hmm?" Lady Hokage made a sound. Encouraging him to go on. She propped her head on her hand, her elbow supporting the weight of her head, and smiled sweetly at him and he shuddered. It was even more terrifying than the glare and the quiet tone put together.

His breath shuddered out, his hands shaking slightly, gathered up every ounce of his courage and spoke again. Trying not to choke on his fear.

"Sakura Haruno is missing. We believe that she might be dead or captured by the enemy."

They all waited. Death was coming and she had chocolate brown eyes, blonde hair, and the biggest breasts know to man.

Her smile widened. "I thought that's what you said." Still smiling, she made a 'come hither' motion with her finger. As he obeyed and crept closer, finally stopping at the front of her desk, her hand shot out and grabbed the front of his shirt and stood up, lifting him up with her. Her anger snapping the mask of smiles that she had been wearing.

"SO YOU LEFT HER OUT THERE?!" She shook him like a dog, the rest of his team standing in shock not even coming to their leader's defense, everyone knew Hokage had a bad temper but she never manhandled anyone. He protested of course, saying that it was highly unlikely that Sakura was alive but he was drowned out by her voice.

"WHY ARE YOU EVEN ANBU CAPTAIN?! A TODDLER COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB! IS THE SIMPLE TASK OF LOOKING AFTER SOMEONE TOO MUCH FOR YOU?!" Dropping him on the floor, she turned angrily toward the remaining group of ANBU, who all backed up a step…or three.

"AND WHAT ABOUT YOU ALL?! CAN'T YOU EVEN SEARCH FOR ONE MISSING PERSON?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL WEARING THE LEAF HEADBAND?! HOW DID YOU BRAINLESS IDIOTS EVEN GET TO BE A NIN?! YOU HAVE THE COMMON SENSE OF A NEW BORN BABY!"

Resisting the urge to kill them all, she picked up her chair and tossed it through the window, which landed with a crash outside of the building, narrowly missing two elderly ladies and their orange cat with a crooked tail. Startled one old lady jumped back and yelled 'FUCK!' causing the man across the street, who was tiredly sipping his coffee, to spew his beverage onto a slim black haired woman in front of him, who in turn, punched the man in the face. The black haired woman's children cheered at the sight, it wasn't often that you saw your mother punch someone's lights out.

She turn back to the ANBU team, who had all but wet themselves and were currently trying to melt into the wall. They could take on S-class criminals, poisonous snakes or other reptiles, abnormally huge creatures and demons but the sight of female fury, particularly the Hokage's, was just too much.

"GET OUT!!"

Everyone scrambled through the door and stumbled down the hall in a panic nearly running over Shizune and another young woman.

"It's one of those days." Shizune said as she shook her head.

"Shizune!" Tsunade's voice called from with in the office.

"Coming!"


Muumuu-san turned out to be a slim attractive dark haired, dark skinned, dark eyed girl who looked about in her mid-twenties with sparkling white teeth and a wide smile. It was as if she didn't know she was living with some of the most wanted men of the continent.

Muumuu playfully tried to kick Tobi as he had walked into the room with his request, Sakura in tow.

Tobi ducked and covered but Sakura who was currently lost in her thoughts didn't even notice and took the blow full in the face and fell to the floor covering her face. Things hurt more when you aren't prepared for the pain.

Ow….

"Eek! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" Muumuu's cheeks turned a pinkish brown from embarrassment.

"Muumuu-san! You're really abusive! Treating poor Sakura-chan like that! Tobi is ashamed of you! " Tobi foraged shock and embarassment.

"Shut UP!" Muumuu snapped at him, her emotions switching from shy embarrassment to slight anger in a matter of seconds. "It's your fault for dodging! If you hadn't moved she wouldn't have gotten hit!"

"But! But...!" Tobi only stuttered, not knowing how to defend himself against her onslaught.

Sakura rubbed her cheek as if it would take the pain of the blow away. "uh…"

Ignoring Sakura, unintentionally, they continued to argue.

"Besides what could you possible want to bug me for now? Can't you give me a minute of peace and quiet?!"

"But I'm hungry!"

"Again?! You ate an hour ago!"

"But that wasn't breakfast that was a snack! Tobi wants more food!"

"You ate five bowls of fried eggs Tobi! How bottomless is your stomach?!"

As if on cue, and in union, both Sakura's and Tobi's stomach let out a large growl.

Muumuu sighed, throwing her hands up in defeat.

"Fine! What do you want?"

"Pancakes!! Tobi must have pancakes!"

"I didn't ask you!"

Both gazes locked steadily onto Sakura, who merely shrugged.

"Which kind?" Muumuu asked Tobi in a frustrated voice.

"Your kind!" Tobi said instantly hopping from one foot to the other.

Muumuu sighed again.

"Sit down both of you. And if you get in my way Tobi I swear you'll have a phobia of kitchen appliances by the time I'm done with you!" Muumuu glared at Tobi as if to prove her point.

Tobi obeyed quickly not wanting to enrage her more than she already was.

Sakura followed suit but slower, seating her self down she noticed that the kitchen was a different on for the one she had eaten in before.

Bright red seat cushions toke the place of the chairs, low traditional Japanese table and the rest of the room was covered in earthy colors to contribute to the theme.

Cream and gold paper were spread across the walls, designs of graceful swans and golden lined clouds graced the paper.

Muumuu of course didn't seem to care for the delicate designs, grumbling under her breath and slopping goopy pancake mix on the walls and counters.

"Watch it Muumuu-tan or Deidara will have your head for dirtying his master piece of a house." A new deep slightly husky voice called from the doorway.

Everyone's head swerved around to see the new comer.

"Hidan-sempai!"

"Hidan you aren't supposed to be here! What about the mission you were supposed to be on? Besides Deidara's going to have a fit…you remember what happened last time?"

The man standing in the doorway waved his hand dismissing the words that Muumuu and Tobi were throwing at him and his sight zeroed in on Sakura, who stood out like a candle in a dark room.

"Don't tell me Deidara also got some companion." He said, staring pointedly at Sakura, ignoring Muumuu and Tobi. The way he said 'companion' sounded dirty and everyone got that he was implying something entirely different.

Tobi made a sound as if to answer but Sakura beat him to it, feeling as if she needed to protect herself.

"I am NOT a companion of any sort. I choose better company than a bunch of whining temperamental idiots who don't know how to fit into society. Yes! I see how powerful you all are! Picking on people weaker than you! Pathetic."

It was so quiet for that moment that you could hear a pin drop and the sound of have sent echoes, Hidan just looked at her through his purple eyes.

"You're lucky you're cute, otherwise I would have to sliced you to pieces and offered you to Jashin." (AN: Jashin is Hidan's God just so you know)

"No human sacrifice in the house!" Muumuu shook the spatula at Hidan slopping pancake gunk at him.

"Hey I said I wasn't going to!" Hidan flinched away from the flying pancake globs.


She slept on the table at an awkward angle and he knew that she would probably have a crick in her neck when she woke. Good.

Deidara watched her from the doorway and couldn't seem to make himself wake her.

Everyone else had left the room, not even bothering to clean up the mess they had made, which would cause him to go on a parade of exploding people but right now he couldn't really focus his anger.

Irritation replaced the anger, more directed at himself and the pink hair woman that slept on his table.

He had watched her eat with Tobi and Hidan, who reluctantly joined them. She had liked the foreign food and had exclaimed at the surprisingly strong sweetness.

In his opinion she ate too much for such a small woman.

At one point during their feast she had laughed at one of Tobi's antics and for the first time he found himself jealous of Tobi. And he didn't even know why.

He was irritated with himself for want to touch and feel her. He just wanted his arm back.

But he also wanted to run his hands through her pink hair to see if it felt as silky as it looked and feel her skin and breath in her scent.

Without realizing what he was doing he step toward her until his cloak brushed against her.

Kneeling down he came nose-to-nose with Sakura, who sensing the nearness opened her eyes drowsily and focused on his face.

Her face was flushed with sleep making her even more tempting.

She didn't flinch and she didn't blink at his closeness.

He had to admire the sheer nerve. It was so rare to see such a thing in a woman.

His hand came back to her face but this time it was a gentle caress, sliding his knuckles along her cheek bones. He grinned mischievously.

His hand cupped the back of her neck, his lips hovering a breath away from hers.

Sakura cursed. "Don't you dare."

"Too late…" were his last words before his lips came crashing down on hers. They brushed over hers in a gentle touch and paused for a second and then descended.

He didn't know why she didn't cringe. Wasn't this scaring her?

But she didn't even fight, all she did was stare defiantly into his eyes with those piercing shards of bright green glass.

A dark primitive thrill shot through him. He loved a challenge.

His lips posited against hers, hot and demanding. His hand curved at the back of her neck. He

felt a little awkward with out the use of his arm but he had to make do.

She responded, her sweet strawberry colored lips opening to his and instantly his mind went blank and he forgot who he was and what he should be doing.

His hand moved from her nape to run along her back and finally coming around the front of her so that his fingers brushed up against the underside of her breast.

As if waking suddenly, she bite down on his bottom lip, drawing blood. Her hand came up to his face and she ran her nails down the side of his face.

Jerking back, his mind slow began functioning again, the hazy cloud clearing from his mind.

Both of them panting and glaring at each other.

Sakura looked at his bleeding, bruised lip and foraged concern.

"Oh. You're bleeding. Here let me kiss it and make it better."

Deidara jerked back as she lend forward. He didn't want to be bit a second time.

His hand came up and touched his lip and withdrew it and looked at the blood that was smeared on his fingertips.

"Damn it."

"Pig." She swiped at him with her claws again. "Pervert." Another swing of her fist. "Imbecile."

Her reaches fell short, unable to harm him.

Deidara sent her a murderous glare and strode out of the room. Possibly to patch up his wounded pride.


Sakura breathed heavily. Her hands twitching with panic.

Crap. Crap. Crap!

She covered her eyes with her hand. I've really lost my mind!

She didn't fight him. Nor was she disgusted or even slightly sickened by the thought that he had kissed her.

Nope. She had actually enjoyed it. Pathetic

She gave a shuddering breath.

She had let him kiss her. And she wanted him to.

Maybe she really was poisoned.


//…you in your shell.

Are you waiting for someone to rescue you from yourself?

Don't be disappointed when no one comes

Don't blame me. You don't get it

I already told you, that falling is easy it's getting up that becomes the problem

If you don't believe that you can find a way out you become the problem

You all alone, are you waiting for someone to make you whole?

Can't you see? Aren't you tired of this dysfunctional routine?...//

-"Falling" Staind


Aggh. I'm sorry. I toke a really long time and I don't even think that the chapter is that good. I'll try to make the next one better.

And honestly I don't mind anymore if I get flames. So feel free to yell at me.

Also have you noticed that Sakura seems like a dominatrix? Lol I can just see her in tight black leather …with a whip. Oh god.

I know Arachnid Kitty is going to make something weird out of this so I feel awkward. She likes making fun of me.