Hey people! This is a chapter based on mine(Georgia) and Charlotte's conversation at 11:10 pm on the 10/9/11. So here it is! Peace Out! TG101 :-D x

"Urgh"

No sooner had Kurt collapsed in his bed, he was woken up by his step brother and boyfriend.

"Charlie wake uuuupp!" Blaine shouted, shaking him

"Mercedes is at the hospital! We have to get to Candy Mountain Charlie! Candy Mountain!" Finn explained, shaking Kurt even more to make sure he was properly awake

"You do realise that there is no candy mountain?" Kurt mumbled,running his hand through his hair

"He's a nonbeliever! Shun the nonbeliever!" Blaine cried, pointing at Kurt, pretendng to be shockrd

"Shuuun!"Blaine and Finn chanted in unison

"Wait..'Cedes is at hospital?" Kurt asked, suddenly panicking

"Yeah, she phoned about an hour ago. I tried to wake you up but you were dead to the world and...Where d'he go?" Finn asked. Kurt was no where to be seen


"D'you think "Annoy Kurt Hummel day" was the greatest idea?" Blaine asked as he and Finn drove to the hospital

"Well,he did lose the bet"Finn grinned sheepishly

"I can't believe we still haven't told him. He's the only one who doesn't know it's a girl"

"You thought of any names yet?"

"Alison Catherine Hummel Anderson. Alison after my favourite childhood book, Alice in Wonderland and Catherine after Kurt's Mom"


In room 2125, Mercedes was fed up. She'd been having contractions all night, not enough to cause pain but enough to keep her up. And she needed Kurt and Blaine here.

Whilst she was coping through the strongest contraction yet, Kurt came in

"Hey Cedes" he smiled, kissing her on the cheek. She held up a finger and carried on moaning

"Oh my God" she sighed "Whew...that was a strong one. Hey Kurt, where's Blaine?"

"He and Finn are in Finn's car, I think they went to Wal-Mart?"

Mercedes groaned "DON'T talk about food, I'm so hungry. Yet SOMEBODY won't let me eat" she said, glaring at the nurse who came in the room who just laughed

"I'm sorry Mercedes but not right at this moment. I just need to take some blood samples then we can think about getting you something to eat" she explained, giving Mercedes a ball to squeeze and tying a rubber band around her arm

"Now I need you to grasp the ball...that's it...sharp poke"


Meanwhile Blaine and Finn were at Wal-Mart's confectionary aisle

"Hey Blaine, check this out" Finn called, ushering him over

"What is it?"

"Bean-boozled. Back in middle school, Puck brought a packet and on our last day we played bean roulette. I had peach, toothpaste, skunk spray and booger"

"Urgh gross!" Blaine exclaimed looking disgusted "Let's get 'em"

"Yeah! We could give some to Kurt and Mercedes"

"Kurt definitely but don't you think Mercedes is pissed off enough as it is?" Blaine asked, dropping several boxes into the basket

"What d'you mean?" Fin questioned, sneaking in a tub of mini oreos for Mercedes

"Let's see...She's pregnant with mine and Kurt's daughter, erm...need I say more?"

"Good point"


Mercedes looked at the plate of plain pasta with a piece of toast and a small pot of yoghurt on the side

"Is that it?" she asked

"All of these are high energy foods, you need as much energy as possible Now after you've eaten, Dr Sheridan is coming just to check how you're doing okay?"

"Fine" she mumbled, tucking into the pasta


"Urgh my feet are killing me" Blaine moaned, sitting next to his boyfriend outside Mercedes' hospital room

"Hey Kurt, how are you? Oh don't worry about me, I'm just staying here while Mercedes claws my hand off, but no biggie"

"Listen,Kurt,I'm really sorry 'bout annoying you earlier. So I got these as a gift"

Blaine held out a small plastic bag with the jelly beans he and Finn purchased earlier in it

"Thanks Blaine. Maybe 'Cedes would like some"


"Hey boo" Kurt smiled, sitting next to Mercedes "How's the epidural?"

"Heaven" Mercedes purred "They only feel like braxtons. Unfortunately I'm only at 6, which isn't the greatest seeing as I've been in labor since yesterday evening"

"I've got some jelly beans?" he said, offering her the bag

"Thanks Kurt" she mumbled, chewing on a black one before retching "Urgh...get a bagandanurse"

Kurt pressed a green button and quickly passed Mercedes a bag.

A few minutes later, a the same Nurse who did Mercedes' blood test came into the room

"Everything alright?"

Mercedes shook her head,still retching over the now nearly full bag. The Nurse spotted the jelly bean bag and nodded understandingly "Beanboozled?"

Kurt nodded "Beanboozled"

"I know all about them. Me and my partner fall victim to them every summer. Especially the skunk flavour...yuck" she shuddered, handing Mercedes a new bag


"Okay, let's see how we're getting on" the Nurse who had introduced herself as Kaya, smiled brightly "Deep breath in"

Mercedes took a deep breath and cringed as Kaya checked

"Wow, you're fully dilated"

"Seriously?"

"Mhhm. Kurt, would you like to let Blaine know?"

Kurt nodded and headed out the door

"Hey Blaine..."

Blaine looked up and faced Kurt

"Ready to be parents?"


On the 24th of December at 1:37 pm, Alison Mercedes Hummel-Anderson entered the world, screaming like a diva, weighing 8pds 12 oz.

"Thank you 'Cedes"Kurt sniffed,looking down at his daughter

"I'm just glad I could give you the best present you can have"

"Y'know know what, boo? I think you're right"