Shannie: Sowwy for taking so long, I went overseas so...
Ziny: Just forgive her okay? Tomorrow is her birthday....
Disclaimer: Sasuke and Naruto Belongs to ME! In Shannie's Dimension. And grammar don't exist in my world! =^^=
Sasu pushed open the door of the new room to reveal a certain masked person, relaxing and drinking tea. Momentarily shocked, Tobi came pouncing on Sasu, hugging and squeezing him as tightly as possible, choking the poor 'hug toy'
"Madara, you pedophile! Get your hands off me! You creeps me out!!!" Sasu hissed in a not-so-Uchiha-like manner. "You're the worst!" Sasu mustered all his strength and pushed Madara away.
"Oh!" Madara dragged his tone. "So, I'm the worst." Madara stared at Sasu and sneered, teasing him to a certain extent. "Since, I'm so bad… Then I guess I wouldn't need to give you this." Madara took out a box from his pocket and held it high enough so that Sasu could see it… but couldn't touch it.
Sasu's eyes sparkled immediately at the sight of the neatly wrapped, red-colored box. He went up to Madara, with is non-existent puppy ears and tail, and begged Madara.
Unable to resist the cutest bishonen with puppy eyes in all dimensions, Madara went into 'Tobi Mode' and squeezed Sasu, again. Sasu sweat-dropped as Tobi threw overly absurd compliments on how cute he is. Man! He wasn't cute at all. That what Sasu thought about himself, but definitely Tobi was on the wrong side of the track.
Nonetheless, he knew he succeeded in persuading the most powerful ninja of the time when Madara finally threw him the box. He received it eagerly and ripped off the cover roughly. Madara leaned against the wall enjoying the images of an elated Sasu(ke). Sometimes Madara really wished to go back in time to see how Sasuke looked like when he was 7 years old. He surfed the net in the Real World to find loads of comment about Sasuke being cute when he was young.-insert sighing of Madara-
Sasu jumped about the room, throwing stuffs in delight. He lost himself in happiness and even gave a light peck on Madara's masked.
Wiping off the invisible saliva on his masked, Madara frowned at the raven-haired teen, "God! You should learn to control yourself! Anyone can tell that you're not Sasuke even if they are dumb!"
"Don't worry! I feign amnesia, so it should be okay~!" Sasu replied while toying with his present: the Sharingan contacts lens. Being a fan boy, it was only natural for Sasu to know that the box contained the 'Eyes of Uchiha'
"Well," Madara crossed his arms and explained. "All people, regardless of which dimension, have a chakra system within them. But because of the limitations in different dimensions, chakra usage can differ greatly." Madara nuzzled his chin. "And I even heard that some other dimension called chakra as reiastu(1). Thus you, who is now in the Ninja World, will be able to access to chakra." Sasu gaped at the newly absorbed information. "However," Madara continued. "You're unable to have your sharingan since you are not a true bloodline of the Uchiha clan in the Ninja world." Madara eyed Sasu with his sharingan. "But I can see that you don't have a great amount of chakra as compared to Sasuke." Madara nuzzled his chin once more.
"Thanks." Sasu muttered sarcastically at the last sentence.
"Yeah! Thank me enough." Madara replied with an equal sarcasm. "These contacts cost me over a hundred dollars in the Real world." Madara smirked.
Out of a sudden, the door flunged open and the blonde came bursting in for the second time of the day. Sasu really wondered how long can his heart last with all this sudden movements by the blonde and Madara.
"Sasuke-temeeeeee!!!!" the blonde roared, bursting the eardrums of the people around him. Sasu covered his ears and slid the box of contacts into his pockets. I don't know how he did it, but somehow it succeeded.
"Ah! Sasukeeeee!!!" The blonde squeezed Sasu tightly. Sasu could feel his inside bursting out. Sasu smiled weakly showing a complete innocent look while his vulgar little mind pet swore. What the FUCKING fuck?! Little Sasu swing his little arms. Why you people love my fucking body so much?! Little Sasu glared at Naruto mentally. Even if you are my idol, get the helly fuck off my body! Go hug YOUR Sasuke!
Sasu rolled his eyes mentally when he realized that he was Sasuke for the time being. He really pities Sasuke when he returns.
Tsunade came in slowly, vein popping out of her temple. Thank god! Tsunade-sama… Please… help me. Get him off me. I don't need a yellow-orange plaster on me! Sasu begged Tsunade with his puppy eyes once more. The rescuer received the SOS signal. Plus, she also wanted revenge for bursting her eardrums.
The blonde released Sasu from his grip as Sasu escaped swiftly. Naruto gulped in fear as the Big Boobs towered over him, engulfing the 'sun' (2) with her shadows.
"Brat…" Tsunade growled lowly as a sign for the upcoming storm. Then Sasu felt a light tug on his sleeves; Shizune smiled weakly as she handed over a pair of earplug to Sasu. Sasu knew what to do immediately before his eardrums really burst.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AND DEAFEN EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!" Tsunade hollered, even louder than Naruto "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BE A HOKAGE WITH THAT VOLUME OF YOURS!!!" Tsunade was getting louder by each alphabet, but apparently she didn't notice that.
Naruto sweat-dropped as he stared at the panting Tsunade who was shaking with anger. Actually, he really wanted to go up and say. 'Baa-chan, look who is the louder one, moreover you are a hokage!' But Naruto knew that it will be his doom if he really said that out, so to keep himself alive, he kept the conversation to himself.
"Erm… may I know what is going on?" Sasu interrupted innocently as he pulled out his ear plug. Tsunade gave Naruto a final dead glare and explained to Sasu.
"Before you woke up and caused everyone to you-know-what…" Tsunade trailed off and blushed as the humiliating scene where the hokage fainted because of a smile replayed in her mind. "Back to the point." Tsunade rested her hands in her hips. "We did a medical check on you." Tsunade sucked in a breath. "There is no presence of chakra flow in you. This means that, you can't be a ninja anymore." Tsunade revealed solemnly, Sasu jaw-dropped. "But, you can return to Konoha again!" Tsunade tried her best to lighten up the mood. "I'll take you under my wings so that Danzo and the Advisors can't do anyth…" Tsunade stopped when she noticed that Sasu was trembling, for fear, anger and, for an unknown reason, betrayal.
"But, Mada…" Sasuke hollered but controlled himself just in time. He felt a sense of jeopardy from the look of Tsunade even before he had gave Madara away. His tears welled up, like a child who sweet had been taken even before he could eat it. Tsunade face softens as her heart wench at the sight of Sasu sobbing and gasping for air; he was hyperventilating. "Okay. Breathe and relax." Tsunade soothed Sasu down. "You see, Itachi is dead, so is Orochimaru. So you don't…"
"Stop!" Sasu shrieked as he shut his ears tightly. "Itachi is…… Itachi is……" his speech slurred and began to feel the lightheadedness and dizziness gushing over him. He wanted to protect Itachi, but now was not the time for it; he had to act for his own life.
"Itachi… Who is he?" Sasu was still in hysterical. He was happy a minute ago just because he could be able to be a ninja, but now, the news was too much for him to take it. He was more than disappointed, he was about to go crazy. "Why? WHY? Why can't I be a ninja! " Sasu pulled his hair, shaking his head as he cried out melodically
Naruto remembered about the fight between Gaara and Lee. Lee was close to not being a ninja, but Tsunade cured him. However, for Sasu's case, it was impossible. No chakra flow in the chakra system is equal to being a normal human and the pride of the bastard would be definitely hurt. Naruto knew it, yet, he was helpless.
"Please… leave me alone." Sasu implored. Tsunade nodded her head reluctantly. Naruto insisted on staying with Sasu but was dragged out forcefully but Tsunade after she knocked him out.
Once the room was empty, except for Sasu painful sobs, Madara poofed out of nowhere, again.
Sasu stared at the masked person, certain that he saw Madara smiling through the only visible eye. Hatred and anger overwhelmed him, he completely lost it. He was so furious, furious enough to go against the real Sasuke without showing a trace of fear.
"Madara—aaaaaaaa!!!" Sasu lunged at the masked one. "You fucking bastard! Asshole! Go stick your cock up your mother's ass. Mother Fucker." Sasu howled and spat.
Madara merely stared blankly at the crying Sasu. Accessing to the information before he burst out with laughter.
"What is so funny? Assholic fucker." Sasu hissed, still cross with Madara.
"YOU!" Madara clutched his aching stomach. Oh my god! Sasu look so cute and hilarious when he is over-sensitive and rash. I didn't even complete my sentences when Tsunade barged in and told him a part of the story. My, my, how cute.
"It's not funny." Sasu was livid. A menace aura from Sasu was lurking behind him, and it was on the rise. It was so silent that only deep breathing of Sasu could ne heard.
---In the Other Medical Room---
"Ah… You… Your… Mother…." Distant shrieking from the other medical room could be heard. The blonde stood up and was prepared to check and accompany Sasu when Tsunade held out a hand to stop him.
"Naruto, don't go." It was Sakura that spoke. She merely smiled forlornly, she knew that Sasu was undergoing turmoil and the last thing he would want is for Naruto to accompany him. "Naruto, just don't go." Sakura said again, it was more like an order.
"She's right." Tsunade agreed with Sakura. "The wall is soundproof and if his shrieking could come this far, this only shows that he is really depressed."
Naruto pouted and sat on the floor. He regretted destroying the whole room and now, he can't have a decent chair and was only left with the floor.
---Back in the another Medical Room---
Madara sensed Sasu's wrath and shut up. Moral of the day: not to mess with an otaku. Madara knew that Sasu's wrath was nothing compared to the Wrath of Uchiha, aka Wrath of Sasuke, but he dotes on Sasu very much, since he was much much more adorable than Sasuke.
"Okay, calm." Madara explained. "You're a being from another dimension; you can't be a ninja straightaway."
"So, you are toying with me all along. I'm not your toy!" Sasuke raised his voice, fuming.
"NO!" Madara said it immediately. "I'm here to remove your limiter, something which restricts the chakra."
Sasu expression did a 360 degree change. He clings on to Madara and grinned shyly, guilty for yelling at Madara. Madara smirked and Sasu scratched the back of his head. "So… take off my limiter… please!!" Sasu kneeled down with his puppy eyes and wagging his non-existent tail.
Madara sighed. Sometimes, he really wondered who the better one is, Sasu or Sasuke. He came to the conclusion that both are equally problematic. He turned to Sasu, who was still shooting stars out of his eyes. Madara shook his head, feeling helpless at the both Sasukes.
He motioned Sasu to turn around; the other eager party did according to what Madara said. Madara performed a series of long hand seals; he gathered chakra on before of his hand and injected it into Sasu's back.
Sasu yelped out in pain as the enormous amount of chakra was shoved into his body. The limiter was now off, blue-colored chakra leaked out of the yelling Sasu. He knew that Sasu's screaming will alert the others, if not, the leaking chakras will be as good as telling the people that someone was here.
Madara left reluctantly, Sasu screamed out louder when the pain hit his head. Madara knew that Sasu will be exposed if he stayed any longer, so he followed his judgment. He knew Sasu would not be in any life-threatening danger, it was only natural to feel pain. Sasu cringed in pain, curling himself up, in hope of easing the throbbing in all parts of his body.
The people in the other medical room sensed the enormous amount of chakra from the medical room Sasu was in. They dared not wasted a minute and arrived to see a comatose Sasu.
"Sasuke, are you okay?" Tsunade smelt a rat when she sensed the abnormal chakra surging through Sasu. It can't be. I did a detailed check on him, how can he possibly have chakra flowing through him!" Tsunade knew well enough that Sasu had recovered his chakra, nothing seems to matter now.
"Hmph. Your boyfriend is okay. He can be a ninja again."
"Dattebayo! I knew it!" Naruto hugged the unconscious Sasu dearly and tenderly, ignoring Tsunade while she went around joking about that Naruto is gay.
Naruto could care less about the comments, so what if they said that he is gay. He knew he wasn't—yet, so why can't he squeezed the shit out of his Sasuke since Sasuke was so mean to him. Naruto chuckled as he carried the comatose Sasu to the couch, toying with his raven hair. Then, he realized that Sasuke was gorgeous when Naruto peered up-close.
"He's… gorgeous…" Naruto muttered as he traced to Sasu's pale pink lips. Tsunade chased Shizune and Sakura out, much to Sakura displeasure, but they all knew to leave the duo with some privacy.
Back to Sasuke's lips, it was pale pink and it blends in with his pale complexion. His eyelashes were goddamn long. It had touches his cheeks when his eyes were closed. The contours of his face are shaped in the most perfect, almost inhumanely beautiful. He looks magical in his slumber, like the Sleeping Beauty(3). Naruto inched closer, the pale pink is too attractive, no, Sasuke is too attractive. Their lips were only centimeters away when Sasu lets out a groan. Perhaps, he was in defense for his first kiss unconsciously. Human is really something difficult to comprehend.
Naruto gaped in shock at his own actions. Covering his mouth in astonishment, he concluded that it was not his fault. It's was not my fault! He shook his head. He had to act like a spoilt brat now. It was just because I drank some expired milk and it affected my brains. He glanced at Sasu and pouted. It was also his fault for being too gorgeous.
Naruto knew he acted like a spoilt brat, but he really needs something or someone to blame. Since he knew he was not gay—yet.
(1) Spirtual Pressure from Bleach. The idea just hit me. ^6^
(2)Naruto
(3)A Disney Character
