Onward with drabble #9! And my personal fave. 9u9

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FANDOM: Transformers Animated
CHARACTER OR PAIRING: Skywarp, Thundercracker and some frisky tentacles
PROMPT: THUNDERCRACKER AND SKYWARP ACCIDENTALLY LAND ON PLANET OF TENTACLE MONSTERS
RATING: PG-13
REQUESTED BY: beebot

"I-I'm scared!"

"What else is new!?"

Skywarp and Thundercracker stood back to back, moving in circles 'round and 'round. They were surrounded completely by raging, thrashing green and pink tentacles sprouting from this strange planet's black dirt. Their null rays were raised, albeit Skywarp's arms shook so much he could barely keep them up. "None of them will dare touch us. They'd be wise not to take me on. I'll destroy them in an astrosecond," Thundercracker snorted.

"R-Really?"

"Of course!"

And then the opposite happened. While Thundercracker was gloating and reassuring his terrified fellow, two pairs of tentacles shot out at a speed too quick to be seen. The tentacles bashed the null rays off the Seeker's arms first and before they could even fathom what just happened, two tentacles coiled around Skywarp's arms and two around Thundercracker's legs. Seconds later, they were yanked off the ground, Thundercracker's head cracking against the floor as he was raised upside down.

Skywarp released a high pitched scream, flailing his legs hanging above the earth, body swaying violently back and forth. "Oh Primus oh Primus oh Primus we're gonna get deactivated!" he sobbed.

Thundercracker bent upward, clawing at the tentacles at his ankles. Their hides were thick, hardly wounded by the claws. "Oh shut up! I fear nothing from these primitive beasts!" he snarled. He started kicking his legs up and down. "Release me you insignificant worthless pathetic weak little--" Before he could finish, a tentacle forced itself into his mouth, deep and nearly right down his throat, silencing him. Thundercracker's optics widened in shock and fury and he continued making incoherent threats.

"Thundercracker! Thundercracker!" Skywarp cried. He squeaked as a tentacle slowly slid up along the front of his chassis, tip fingering his canopy glass. "Don't die, Thundercracker, don't di--!" His vocalizer shut down as his mouth gaped in awe and shock when a tentacle started stroking itself between 'Cracker's legs and groin. Thundercracker's enraged snarls turned damp with flustered grunts. "What... are they... doing...?" the purple clone muttered, suddenly feeling very hot in the face.

Skywarp got his answer when two tentacles wiggled inside his chest turbines. He wibbled as the heat on his cheekplates increased. Oh... "Slag," he whimpered.