Nick Miller - Hey Finn?
Finn Balor - Yes?
Nick Miller - What would you say if I stole Asuka's facepaint?
Finn Balor - You didn't.
Nick Miller - And hid it in your bag.
Finn Balor - Tell me you're lying.
Nick Miller - And told Asuka you took it.
Finn Balor - …
Shane Thorne - I guess we'll bury you next to Itami.
Hideo Itami - Here lies Finn Balor, he got murdered by a raging woman.
Asuka - Actually, replace Finn with Nick.
Nick Miller - Why?
Asuka - I know you took my facepaint, and I'll give you five seconds to run.
Nick Miller - That's the most mercy you've given anyone.
Asuka - Time's up, run bitch.
Asuka poked Nick Miller
Nick Miller has changed his name to "Asuka's second bitch"
Asuka's Second Bitch - Why am I the second one?
Asuka - I already have one.
Asuka's Second Bitch - Who?
Asuka's Bitch - DAMMIT ASUKA! WHY?!
Asuka Likes This.
Asuka - Because I'm Asuka, bitch.
Bo Dallas - Well, at least it's Nick and not me.
Asuka - …
Asuka poked Bo Dallas
Bo Dallas has changed his name to "Asuka's Third Bitch"
Asuka's Third Bitch - WHY.
Asuka Likes This
Asuka - Because I'm Asuka. Bitch.
Asuka's Third Bitch - Mommy…
Asuka - Now, pardon me while I make more bitches.
Erick Rowan has posted an announcement
Erick Rowan - RUN! ASUKA'S ON A RAMPAGE!
Asuka Likes This.
Asuka has poked Tommaso Ciampa, Angelo Dawkins, Aiden English, Buddy Murphy, Alexa Bliss, Peyton Royce, Wesley Blake, Andrade Almas, Mojo Rawley, Adam Rose, Ruby Riot, and Charlotte.
Asuka's Seventh Bitch - Alright, who's who?
Asuka's Fifth Bitch - I beet u cant gwuess mime.
Asuka's Eighth Bitch - Angelo.
Asuka's Fifth Bitch - WHOW DEED U NO?!
Asuka's Tenth Bitch - Your grammar is as recognizable as a neon sign.
Asuka's Twelfth Bitch - IMONCOCAINE.
Asuka's Fifteenth Bitch - Mojo.
Asuka's Fourteenth Bitch - Well, I'm Ruby.
Asuka - O_o. I'm watching you.
Asuka's Fourteenth Bitch - Meep.
Sami Zayn - Hey, Hideo, how'd you get out of the shower?
Hideo Itami - Apparently some superfan got a copy of my hotel room key and was able to let me out.
Sami Zayn - Oh, so are we good?
Hideo Itami - I'll be fine.
Sami Zayn - Thank god.
Hideo Itami - After I kick your ass.
Bobby Roode - Well, at least the Glorious shit stopped.
Johnny Gargano - GLORIOUS.
Asuka's Sixth Bitch - Pft, nerd.
Johnny Gargano - Fuck you asshole, I gave shits about you.
Asuka's Sixth Bitch - That's what you get for thinking about ditching me.
Johnny Gargano - I WASN'T GONNA DITCH YOU!
Kevin Owens - TOMMASO! WELCOME TO THE TRAITOR'S CLUB!
Asuka's Sixth Bitch - Actually, it's Aiden.
Kevin Owens - Oh.
Asuka - O_o
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Asuka Likes This
Asuka - The only reason I'm this powerful is because the author loves me.
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Asuka - Eh, I'm bored now, I'm just gonna change everyone back.
Tye Dillinger - So, how was Asuka?
Mojo Rawley - ITWASVERYDIFFICULTBECAUSESHEHITMEWITHBATSANDSTUFF.
Baron Corbin - Pft, crackhead.
Asuka's Bitch - WHY DIDNT YOU CHANGE ME BACK ASUKA?!
Asuka - Because I'm Asuka-
Ember Moon - Bitch.
Asuka - O_O.
