Me: Hey guys, if you see any mistakes I'm writing this on my Iphone.
Archer: Miss meh?
From Life-Luvr123
Author, you are now my favorite. I'll ready the engine, and wait for you. Sam, you better run.
Jazz, dude, please stop scaring my new murder Sam buddy. Please?
Barricade: Since when are you a good guy? Last I saw you, you were destroyed by Bumblebee(epic opening fight for ya Bee, by the way) and now you're suddenly a good guy?
Ironhide: Why did Bay choose you to die in the third film? Why?
Optimus: Who do you prefer protecting? Sam or Cade? And you do realize you went against your rule and slaughtered a human, right? And you do realize I love you for it? (You're my favorite)
Archer: No questions for you. Just a note of appreciation.
Barricade: well... I'm a double agent for the Eclipse, why else would I have not gone into battle at Mission City?
Ironhide: The script writers must believe that killing off loved bots will attract attention.
Archer: I' did, but nah th' good kind.
Prime: I'm not the one that protects Barricade, Archer does. Yes I realize I killed that human, but I was saving the life of a man with a good spark.
Archer: Damn right. If anyone hurts Uncle Cade I'll slit there throats.
Wheeljack: OH SHIT ACCENT GONE! HE PISSESD! *runs out of room*
Next: Galem
*shoves Saber into closet* Sweet Primus, I never thought I'd get my computer back.
Hey Optimus? Umm, sorry if you got a bit nervous about the whole 'will you be my dad' thing back there. Someone managed to get into my account. *glares at closet*
Anyway, it have a favor to ask of you: could you pllleeeeaaaassssseee tell my dad that we are not an item?! He honestly thinks we're dating!
Yo Sideswipe! In answer to your question in ch.5, yes the prank is totally for Hatchet. We can even use it on Ironhide if you want. And don't worry, I'll protect you and Sunny from Ratchet and Gamer. *evil smirk*
Drift, exactly how good of a swordsman are you? I'm sure my brother would love to train with you sometime.
Bumblebee, you've been on Earth for several years now, got a favorite place to just hang out?
Prime: Um... sire of Galem, I am in NO relationship with your creation.
Sideswipe: Considering how we now have Archer, lets save the prank for a con. :D
Drift: I am a samurai. Of course my swordsmanship is good.
Next: AsianAnimeGamer
Let me check my photos for any pranks/ torture methods...
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FOUND ONE!
*goes on to paint the twins with Justin Bieber posters, Hot pink paint, hello kitty sticker, and exaggerated kiss marks.
Jazz- many people ship you and Prowl together.
How do you feel about that?
Optimus- *hands you several pads of sticky notes* Make good use of this by sticking it on Megatron when he's asleep. And be sure to cover everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Bumblebee- *hands you rainbow paints to put in someone's windshield wipers* put them in their wipers before it's about to rain so you have the best effect. Use this wisely young one.
*disappears like Jazz*
Jazz: *appears* Wha' makes ya think i's a lie? *disappears*
Archer: ...*walks to his room*
Me: That was an ass-hole move there Jazz.
Bee and Prime: *stare blankly at gifts*
Next: Butter4Evaz
Bumblebee: If you ever have a girlfriend will you call her Honeybee?
Samantha: It doesn't look like LadiesMan is a typo...
Knockout: Do you know you were actually supposed to be gay in Transformers Prime?
Ironhide: Are you ever offended when people call you 'Hide.. Don't you notice Hide also means buttocks for some reason -_-
Bee: good idea.
Sam: IT WAS!
Archer: * from his room* SHUT THE F UP SAM!
Knockout: *sneezes* Someone knows a secret about me
Ironhide: You're kidding, right?
Next: Guest
Me hugging cade yes thats what i named the chibi he threw at me
Now tell prime to stop pouting and ill explain the question, ok so i was on diviantart looking at transformers pic when i saw this pic of ratchet he had wolverines claws (THAT WAS KICK AFT) that same person had had another pic but this time it was prime but with captain america's shield then i though which avenger could be the counterparts for the autobots prime would be captain american cuz there the boss arcee can be black widow and so on with the first five bots then i asked why
2 Wheeljack in Dark of the moon ur character look like einstein why?
3 BARRICADE CAN WE GO OUT PLEASE?
4 Ratchet ever since i saw AOE I became very protective of u is that good or bad?
5 Ironhide why didnt u come out in transformer Prime? ps for some reason i really want to embarrass u {evil laugh}
6 hey jazz besides English music do u listen to other foreign songs
7 Drift do u read any anime?
8 hey bee can i start calling u kid?
9 To answer Archer question Yes im a girl ps Tell mirage to keep his chin up im adios
Prime: I see. No idea.
Wheeljack: That was not me, that was Que, my second cousin.
Ratchet: You had a cousin?
Barricade: No. You can have this. *gives one of his Eclipse daggers* Just leave me bee T~T
Ratchet: I'm fine with it. I want to kill whoever had that idea.
Ironhide: that Bulkhead guy was supposed to be me, but the 3rd movie had already come out and they didn't want to confuse people.
Jazz: *whispers yea*
Barricade: Jazz, stop tormenting Archer.
Jazz: *poofs away*
Drift: Of course.
Bee: If you're older than me.
Next: Ur so happy ( not falling for the trick)
Optimus Prime: How is it like sacfrificing yourself in the last episode of Transformers Prime?
The bots: How did you react when Sams parents told him about his happy time?
Brains: Did the zombies eat your Brains?
Megatron: Hello Megatron in Pokemon Emerald I named my Minum after you.. and its a girl
Prime: To put it in human words; It sucked.
Bots: * laugh crazily*
* screen goes fuzzy*
Megatron: At least it wasn't a fairy type.
*screen goes back to bots*
Me: Mega-trout plays pokemon?
Next: Guest (2?)
Okay holy shit I have a bunch first of questions to ask
Crosshairs, can I learn how to be as good of a shot and how did you get the cape thingy you remind me of Edward kenway if you know who he is.
Ratchet I already have a plan on how to prank the twins. Pour peanut butter into their energom and place scraplets under their pillows mwahahah :D
OP mah mech hows ya doin? Wait are the creators the quintisons?
Bee why dafaq are u so cute and badass while riding A Dino
Crosshairs: It depends if you have the motivation, and who?
Ratchet: :3 *plotting face*
Prime: ... * glances to me where I hold an axe. * C-can't say.
Bee: * blushing*
