Lizzy: Alright, I know most of you are expecting this to be a Sakura bashing chapter, but out of respect to the Sakura fans, it's actually not going to be all that bad. Mostly her bashing everyone else. Oh. and... pink... stuff. Sakura?

Sakura: But you hate me!

Lizzy: Yeah, but I'm being NICE! You'll be back to your box soon. -nods-

Sakura: oookaaay. :) Lizzy does not own Naturo!

Lizzy: Let's start, thenz!


Entry One:

I bought both Sasuke and I diaries, since Sasuke has so many issues, and I needed a new one. The old one got burned. I have my reasons for that that if I put down on here, I'd have to burn this, also. Anyway, I've noticed a lot of strange things recently... Naruto is acting strange and dazed, and stupider than usual lately for some reason, Sasuke screams randomly, and Kakashi keeps giving Sasuke these horrible looks... I wonder what's going on. o.o I think there's something I don't know about. Suspicious... -shifty eyes- Anyway, I also realized that Sasuke's an emo freak and I'm much too good for him. -nose in the air- Ino can HAVE him. I don't wanna deal with his constant atitude all the time. I mean, he IS hot but... No! Don't! I'm too good for him! And I'm MUCH too good for that STUPID IDIOT, NARUTO!! HE CAN FALL INTO A DITCH, GET TRAMPLED BY ELEPHANTS, GET SET ON FIRE AND DROWN FOR ALL I CARE!! o.o ooh. I hope I don't have outbursts like that when I'm talking! o.O Anyway, it's dinner time. Bye.

Entry Two:

Kakashi is just acting stranger and stranger lately!! I wonder what his problem is! I caught him stalking Sasuke the other day. I jokingly called him a pervert and he started twitching and foaming at me! Just kidding, but he might as well have done that then what actually happened. He DID start twitching, but then he fell of the building we were standing on and started flailing about on the floor screaming "MY BOOOOOK!! MMMMMYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!! D: " obviously VERY upset about SOMETHING. God knows what. Anyway, I really think that Naruto should pay more attention to Hinata. I mean, she OBVIOUSLY likes him. The idiot neads to realize that. Pft.

Entry Three:

Ooooook. No one showed up for training today. WHAT is going on. I did see Kakashi later today, though. He was running towards Sasuke's house. I think he has a problem, because I don't think he realizes that he keeps screaming out his thoughts sometimes. / He was yelling "AAAAHHHH THE WOOOOORRRRRDDDSS!! THE LEEETTTTTEEERRRSSSSSS!!" It was amusing only for a little while. Then it made me ANGRY.

Entry Four:

I realized, reading over my past entries in here, that I write quite a lot more than the others do. Uh, um.. NOT that I've READ the other's journals or anything!! Nooooo, I haven't! I swear! DON'T TELL, STUPID NOTEBOOK! D:

Entry Five:

Journal, you're starting to really piss me off. I might burn you. The way I talk to you, POUR MY HEART OUT TO YOU, and you NEVER open up to me! WHY WONT YOU TRY TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK?? D: Well, off to stalk Kakashi who's stalking Sasuke! :D


Lizzy: That's all we have for now! :D Unfortunatly, I ended up slightly making fun of Sakura anyway. But I think it was ok, because I wasn't making fun of her in the ways I USUALLY do! . Now hate me because I haven't put out chapters in forever. But LOVE me because I just put up TWO WHOLE CHAPTERS! :D

Um... Ummmm what do I put here? OH YEAH! :D

I love writing for people who love reading what I write..

that's right, right? o.O I can't remember my own quote! D: -dies-

but I am WORRIED for a HOSPITALIZED person! D: T.T