Sonny with a Chance of being a Vampire

Summary: Sonny Monroe is a Vampire. She has just been given an offer to act on her favourite TV Show So Random! She has to go through a struggle with dating and keeping a secret, well, a secret. Read to find out she copes. CHANNY! All in Sonnys Point of View unless I say otherwise. In case you haven't worked it out yet italics are what Sonny can hear, through mind reading.

Disclaimer: I do not Sonny with a Chance. Sigh.

Chapter 9: Just great.

"OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" I screamed. Connie was on top of Adam, luckily they were still fully dressed. They obviously didn't seem to notice me standing in the door way, they were still lip locked. I shouted at them again, they still didn't notice me. I walked over to the fridge and grabbed a glass from the cupboard and poured some water into the glass, I stomped back over to them and poured the glass of ice water over them.

"Argh! Sonny what was that for." Connie said.

"Grrr, oh my god, you guys. You're lip locked on the sofa and I am standing in the door way shrieking my head off, telling you to stop, and, well I resorted to pouring water over you." I said. Adam laughed.

"I can see why she is on a comedy show." He said. Connie laughed flirtatiously. Blech.

"Anyway, today I got told that me and Chad Dylan Cooper are off to New York for two months so I'm leaving Wednesday, and I am now going to start to go and get packed, now if you don't mind." I said sternly. I looked at them they looked like 2 year olds being told off. It was kind of funny. I pulled Connie in to my room.

"Connie!" I started. "What in the world do you think you are doing?" I asked her.

"Well first things first, I am so happy for you. Go and have fun in New York. Second, what I do with my boyfriend is my business, I know what I am doing. Promise." Connie said and walked out. I closed my bedroom door, mainly to block out the giggling coming from the living room.

"Ugh." I moaned.

I pulled my pale green suitcase out from under my bed and dropped it on the bed, I raced around the world and packed it with things that I would need, clothes, makeup, straighters, curlers, shoes, towels, toothbrush, flannel, soap, shampoo, conditioner, tampons, yes I can have children even though I am a Vampire, hairbrush. I finished packing my bag within about 10 minutes. I went into my ensuite and hopped into the shower, I let the water trickle down my body, I massaged the shampoo into my hair and rinsed it, then the same with the conditioner. I shaved my legs and underarms, and washed my hair once more with my apple shampoo. I hopped out and went back into my room I dried my hair, and chucked the hair dryer in my suitcase. I put on my pyjamas and flopped on my bed. I fell asleep almost instantly.

I woke up at 2am, woops I had slept for 5 hours, that only happens when I am really tired, I must have been zonked, that hasn't happened since I was pregnant with Jake. I hoped I wasn't pregnant, how could I, I haven't had sex in about 500 years. Wow. Anyway I got up and went into the living room, Connie and Adam were asleep on top each other. Naked. Ugh. I got the blanket and draped it over them. I padded over to the cupboard and grabbed a glass and poured a glass of milk, it keeps me strong.

I walked back into my room and chose to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. When it was finished I texted Chad, I hope he was awake. (Sonny Italics, Chad Bold)

Hey Chad, what's up lol I am so bored xx

Not much just deciding what to take with me to NY. Why are you texting me at 4:30 in the morning Monroe? X

Like I said, I am bored, I have already packed my things. Why are you packing a 4:30 in the morning anyway? Xx

No reason, I couldn't sleep, I how can you have packed already I have been here for an hour already? X

It took me 10 minutes, 'cause of my super lightning speed! =)

Yeah, whatever Monroe. =p X

Ugh, you would not believe what I saw when I came home! Xx

Lol what? X

Connie and Adam on the sofa lip locked =s and then bout 2 hours ago I walked in on them naked fast asleep eww xx

Lovely Monroe X

I know, right? Xx

Ha so what are you up to then? X

Just texting you and thinking 'bout ALOT of things. Xx

Oh, like what things? X

Mary and Jake. I miss them so much. Sigh =(

Sorry, who exactly are Mary and Jake? X

My children Xx

Oh, why do you miss them? X

Because they are dead ='(

Oh, Sonny I am so sorry X

Nah, it's alright you didn't know. No hard feelings xx

Anyway, now I don't know about you, but I have rehearsals in the morning, and I would kinda like some sleep before then. See you tomorrow Sonshine love you xxx

I'm sorry, did you just say you love me? Xx That was weird Chad didn't love me, but I could tell he liked me a lot.

Um, yeah, in a friend way night night, or rather morning xxx

Oh, okay Chad love you to. Xx

I stopped texting Chad and looked at the time 5:30 only 3 hours until I had to be at the studio ugh. I watched another film, The Jungle Book. The best cartoon of all time. I started singing along with the Bare Necessities.

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you

(Reprise)
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
With just the bare necessities of life

When it had finished I got dressed into my jeans and a purple shirt, I put on my purple ankle boots and left Connie a note:

I saw you and Adam on the sofa together so I put the blanket over you, I have left some pancake mixture in the bowl on the side, I will see you later. Love you ~ Sonny xxx

I arrived at the studio at just gone quarter past 8. I trudged over to the Prop House and sat myself down on the green sofa in there. Zora came out of the sarcoughagus and looked at me with an evil grin, she knew something I didn't. I would find out what it was Muhahaha, that bucket of paint over Sonny's door would definitely get her this time. Ha, fat chance Zora. I smiled back at her sweetly.

When we had gone through the new sketches for that day, I went home had a shower and watched a re-run of SoRandom! Luckily I didn't go into the dressing room through my door. So I didn't have paint all over me. I went and got in my bed and fell straight to sleep.

Today was the day that me and Chad were flying off to New York, Chad said that he would come and pick me up at 9 for our 10 o'clock flight, it would only take us about twenty minutes to get to the airport. I got dressed and picked up my suitcase said bye to Connie and walked down to the car park. I sat down on the curb and waited until Chad arrived. I was there for about 5 minutes until Chad pulled up in his shiny black convertible. I hadn't seen this one yet, so assumed that it must be new.

"Hey, Monroe. Stuff in the back and hop in." He looked at my suitcase. "How can you only have one, I have 3" he asked shocked.

"Chad, I know we are going for 2 months, but I'm sure we can wash the clothes and buy new ones if need be." I told him.

"Oh." Was all he said.

"Come on we better get going." I said.

"Fine." He started.

"Fine." I said back.

"Good." He said louder than before.

"GOOD." I yelled.

"So we're good?" Chad asked.

"Oh, we are so good, now come on." I pointed towards the car and got in.

The twenty minutes drive felt like 20 seconds, when Chad had parked the car he gave it a clean and we walked to the reception. We checked in and went to sit in the waiting area.

"Flight 0953 to New York is now boarding. I repeat, flight 0953 to New York is now boarding." Came the voice in the speaker.

"Well she sounded perky didn't she?" Chad said like a question, probably expecting an answer from me. He didn't get it, instead he got a come on.

"Chad, come on we want to get on the plane now." I ordered.

"Fine." Chad said

"I am not playing that again, now come on." I told him again. We got on the plane and took our seats, I sat next to the window. We were in first class, my second time within 5 months, I was lucky, we would arrive in New York about 3pm, I could run there sooner that what the plane was. Chad got out his Ipod and plugged in the headphones, he started bopping his head in time with the music I can only imagine. I chose to turn on the TV on. I watched Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest. My personal favourite. I got to the bit where Jack, Will and Norrington were about to fight on the beach, when something landed on my shoulder. I turned to my right to see Chad's head resting on it. He was asleep, I rested my head on his and continued to watch Dead Man's Chest. When it has finished looked at Chad, he was still resting on my shoulder, he had his arms wrapped around me and was mumbling.

"Sonny, I love you." It was barely a whisper but I heard it.

"I love you to Chad." I said. Why on earth did I just say that, I don't love a certain, blue eyed, blonde haired, gorgeous Jerkthrob. Yes I do, okay, I admit it I had a slight crush on the Chad Dylan Cooper. I don't know why, was it because of his 'moments' as he liked to call them. I think that deep down, Chad is just waiting for that one person to see him for who he really is, he can be really nice when he wants to be. For example, when I went on that date with James Conroy, both him and Tawni came to see if I was okay. You see, it's just those simple small things that mean a lot to me. I was starting to see it now I was head over heels in love with Chad. It was after that I decided to see what the Jerkthrob himself was thinking.

I love you Sonny, you are my Sonshine, my only Sonshine, you make me happy when skies are grey. Why the hell was I thinking that, oh yeah I loved her, with all my heart, she was kind and caring and the most down to earth girl I know. I wonder what she would say if I were to ask her out. NO Chad I will not go out with you. Probably, no she would let me down gently, wouldn't she. Why is that I can fall in love with her but never anyone else, there is something about her, her bubbly attitude and the fact that she is never sad. She wouldn't be so Sonny then. I think that it is possible, I have fallen in love with a Vampire, she wouldn't hurt me would she? Hey? What's this soft thing I am leaning on it's really warm. Oh my gosh, it's Sonny, I hope she doesn't mind. Damn I forgot to feed the cat before I left, poor snuggles. Yes I do have a cat she's brown like Sonny's hair, I got her after I met Sonny, to remind me of her.

Awww, that was sweet, Chad had got a cat and named it because of me, aww he is so sweet.

"Passengers, please buckle up we will be landing in 10 minutes." Said a voice.

"Chad, Chad." I nudged him, he slowly moved and opened his eyes. "Chad we are landing in 10 minutes, put your seatbelt on." I told him.

"Oh okay." He said, slightly dazed. He pulled the belt over him and leant back in the seat, he held on to my hand.

"Chad? Why are you holding my hand?" I asked him.

"Oh, sorry. I don't like landing, it's how my mum died. She was flying in from Europe and when they were landing the plane crashed, I have been scared since then." Tears welled up in his eyes.

"Chad, I am so, so sorry." I squeezed his hand, and looked at him reassuringly.

"It's okay Sonny, it was time for her to go." He squeezed on to my hand as hard as he possibly could. Luckily for him I couldn't feel the pain. He closed his eyes and brought his legs up onto the seat with him, he put his left arm around them and buried his head in his knees. He really did not like the landing. I changed the hand that he was holding and replaced it with my left, I put my right arm around him and rubbed circles on his back, trying to comfort him.

When the plane had landed Chad got up and gave me a small hug.

"Thanks Sonny."

"It's okay." I replied.

He took hold of my hand again and we walked off to get our luggage. When we finally found it we walked out to the front, his fingers still laced through mine. I smiled. Chad called a cab and told me it would be here in about 5 minutes. We sat down on the bench and he looped his arm around me.

"Sonny?" he asked.

"Yeah."

"Um do you... wa...wan...wanna...?"

"Do I wanna what?" I asked him.

"Go watch a movie tonight." He said, I could tell it wasn't what he actually wanted to say. But I dropped it.

"Yeah, sure I would love to." I spoke back to him.

"Great. Taxi's here." He said.

He got into the taxi and drove in silence to the hotel where we would be staying. When we arrived Chad paid the driver and we walked through the entrance.

"Hey, two rooms under Condor Studios." Chad asked the receptionist.

"Two, no only one room is booked under Condor Studios."

"WHAT!" Me and Chad shouted together.

"Ahh, yes Mr. Cooper and Miss Monroe. You are?" She asked us.

"Yes." Chad spoke for me.

"Mr. Condor said that you would be sharing a room."

"Why." I asked.

"He said you to are always fighting, and he wanted it t stop. Anyway here is your key." She gave the key to Chad and smiled nicely. Chad smiled back, I frowned at her. We walked off into the lift. With our luggage and I pushed the button to go to the top floor. When we arrived at our room Chad put the key in the lock and unlocked the door, we walked in.

"OH MY GOD, HAVE THEY GIVEN US A COUPLES SUITE!" I screamed.

WOW that was a long chapter, mainly a filler chapter at the top but I wanted to get their thoughts about each other and other random things. Anyway you guys are fab thanks for all the reviews, some really made me laugh my head off, thanks guys. So please review and review, review, review. And I will update soon. Please it really helps me and gets me to hurry up and write the story. Thanks for reading. I hoped you enjoyed it. Love HeyItsME2610 xxx