Teachers of survival and Emotion Part 1
Naruto had woke up and walked in the living room to see Paarthurnax meditating and asked "Uhh Uncle Parthrax?"
Then Paarthurnax corrected Naruto "It's Paarthurnax boy... you know what just call me uncle Paar eat breakfast Naruto."
Naruto then stated "I can't Uncle Paar I'm suppose to go to..."
Paarthurnax then opened his one eye that is not blind and darken and said "As long as MY brother Alduin is gone I am in charge in his stead and what I say GOES unless you want me force feed you!"
Naruto had shivered out of fear and sat at the table and stuffed his face with food and thought "Dad's going to kill me if he finds out... oh god he's gonna kill me..."
With Alduin and Kakashi
Alduin was with Kakashi when he felt a suden urge to be angry as Kakashi asked "You going to be ok Alduin?"
Alduin then responded "I feel that Naruto is going to get lesson but for what?"
Kakashi sighed and thought "Guess it's a father's sense of danger."
Alduin and Kakashi were going through how their going to train their students as Alduin had spotted a black cat in the middle of the side walk and said "Black cat twelve o'clock..."
Kakashi and Alduin knew to walk by a black cat was bad luck so they had to improvised and took the long way around as the cat had meowed and walked slowly across the side walk as they walked away Kakashi asked "So why do you wear those glasses?"
Alduin then said "I am not to say by the word of Lord Hokage."
Then Kakashi sighed an said "Well I'm sure there is a reason for that I will say..."
Alduin got annoyed an pulled his glasses off and said "My eyes are easily thought as the Uchiha's Sharingan at a distance but look closer..."
Kakashi was slightly shocked but when he took a closer look he gasped as he remembered that the winged beast that fought the Nine tailed fox had red eyes and had took blows from it. Kakashi then widened the eye that was showed and said "Woaw... that's... that's wow... (Huff)"
Alduin then said "It's ok take deep breaths..."
Kakashi then said "Yeah that's (Huff) very interesting..."
Alduin then asked "You need a bucket?"
Kakashi squinted his eyes and said "Why would I need a bucket?"
Alduin had stated "You looked like you were going puke out of surprise... well anyway yes I live here in this Village since that attack and the Hokage says that I must keep my self from using too much of my powers, but I decide who is worthy to know who I am after all I did save your village, even if the Hokage tells me not to."
Kakashi then questioned "So then why do you stay if don't care for the laws?"
Alduin then stated "Cause if I left whose going to take care of my boy? plus if I left my brother and friend would not be able to take care of him either."
Kakashi then changed the subject of the title of the book Alduin always reads 'The lust Argonian maid' and asked "What is an Argonian?"
Alduin was blushing underneath his mouth cover and said "It's... uhhhh humaniod lizard..."
Kakashi widened his eye and had a thought bubble in his head...
Inside the thought bubble...
Kakashi is standing when he sees Anko the woman whose known to scare even the hearts of men and across from her Kakashi saw Alduin both facing away to look for something to eat. Kakashi then walked over to Alduin and placed his arm around him and said "Let me direct you to a much better food shop."
The two turn away as Kakash tosses a coin to the man who owned the food shop and guided Alduin to the stand where Anko was and surprise there was a tree with a none venomous snake on it's branch. Kakashi then said "I'll be right back."
Kakashi had got a good distance between him and Alduin when he threw his Kunai as the branch causing the snake to fall in front of Anko and Alduin.
(Off Topic I just now realized their names start with an A its destiny now!)
Everyone who was near the snake had ran off but Alduin squinted his eyes at the snake as he placed his finger next to it. Then another hand had placed next to the snake as Alduin turned to see Anko and Anko turned to see Alduin and Kakashi was hiding behind a corner as Alduin and Anko stared at each other.
Then Alduin gave a smirk as Anko did for a second but it quickly changed when she kicked him in the balls and demanded "Don't you ever give me that look!"
Alduin rose up and said "That... hurt!"
Anko then said "Yeah I know you a man! It's suppose to hurt!"
Alduin then glared at Anko and said "I am no man!"
Then Alduin changed into his dragon form and destroyed the entire village and flew off in the distance.
Outside Kakashi's imagination...
Kakashi then said aloud "That is most likely what will happen..."
Then Alduin asked "What's most likely to happen?"
Kakashi then said "Oh nothing..."
With Team 7
Naruto had got late for his uncle Paar had forced fed him food as Sakura had shouted "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN NARUTO?!"
Naruto then said "My... my Uncle Paar force fed me... it was great, but terrible at the same time... and now I can't tell whose scarier, my dad or Uncle Paar..."
Then Sasuke taunted "Well today I will restore a part of my clan's honor by kicking your dad's ass!"
Naruto then clashed his head into Sasuke's with ridiculous anger in his eyes and dared "Go ahead say it again... you spoiled punk!"
Then suddenly Alduin and Kakashi appeared to see the 'teamwork' already as Alduin shouted "LISTEN YOU MAGGOTS! (all three turn to see Alduin) YOU HAVE TWO TESTS ONE FROM YOUR KAKASHI SENSEI AND ME! KAKASHI HAS TWO BELLS YOU MUST GET THESE BELLS BEFORE LUNCH TIME AND I HAVE MY OWN TEST BUT IT'S A SURPRISE!"
Then Kakashi concluded "You can use any jutsu and weapons you wish against us!"
Sakura then asked "But wait there's three of us and only two bells what gives?"
Kakashi then stated "The person who doesn't have a bell is disqualified and to sent back to the academy!"
Alduin then sat down with legs crossed with his eyes closed as Kakashi said "When I say start we'll begin."
Then Sasuke glared at Alduin who had put his middle finger to rub below his eye but Sasuke knew he was being flipped off and charged at him with his Kunai. Then Alduin whispered "TIID!"
Then Alduin slowed down time and walked past Sasuke dragging his foot on the ground as he grabbed Sasuke's Kunai and placed it's tip behind his neck. Then time restored as where Alduin dragged his foot grass and dirt flew up a few inches off the ground as Sasuke widened his eyes and thought "He was so fast that I couldn't see him..."
Alduin then stated "Kakashi didn't say start yet boy!"
Alduin then let Sasuke go and walked past him to Naurot and whsiepred "You may use FUS on me..."
Then Alduin sit back down where he was earlier as Kakashi shouted "Start!"
Then all three had vanished as Kakashi and Alduin were impressed while Kakashi said "Well they know that they need to be hidden that's for sure."
Then Alduin said with his eyes closed "All except my son of course..."
Naruto then hsoweed himself on top of a rock and shouted "YOU AND ME ONE ON ONE KAKASHI SENSEI LETS GO!"
Kakashi was not impressed and said "You sure raised an idiot Alduin."
Then Alduin smirked and said "He doesn't get that from me."
Then Kakashi looked at Alduin as he nodded then Kakashi dashed towards Alduin and held a Kunai to his throat and said "Naruto come any closer and I'll kill your dad!"
Naruto froze and Sasuke smirked as he hid on a tree branch while Sakura was hiding underneath a bush as Alduin said "Naruto stay back he means it!"
Naruto was at a disadvantage then he thought made his hand sign and shouted "MUTLI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"
Then five Narutos appeared as the Narutos all shouted at the same time "FUS!"
All the clones' that shouted had used the Thu'um as Alduin thought "Well... damn..."
Then Alduin and Kakashi was blown away as Naruto had widened his eyes and said "Oh god now I'm really gonna die!"
With Sasuke who was shocked to see so much power had thought "That's not possible he didn't us any hand signs for a wind type jutsu..."
Sakura was having a hard time as well and thought "Since when did Naruto have a special jutsu... wait he didn't even use hands signs for that... how?"
Kakashi had puffed into a log when he hit a tree as Alduin turned into dust Naruto was confused then he heard Kakashi say behind him "Don't let your enemy get behind you Naruto... now I'll show you Taijutsu."
Naruto then thought "Taijutsu that's hand to hand combat!"
Kakashi had his book in hand with the hand sign of tiger as Sasuke saw it and thought "That's a fire style technique these guys aren't playing around their going obliterate Naruto."
Then Sakura shouted "Naruto get out of there!"
But Kakashi had stated "Too late... (Shouts) LEAF VILLAGE SECRET FINGER JUTSU! (shoves his fingers in Naruto's ass and throws him in the air) A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"
As Naruto was flown through the air Alduin had jumped out of a tree and shouted "DOUBLE PUNISHMENT!"
Alduin then used his heel and kick Naruto into the river as Alduin landed and squatted down with his hands in the air shouting "YEAH!"
Sasuke then scowled at Alduin and prepared to throw his Shuriken but Naruto got out of the water and said "I thought your suppose to be the emotional trainer!"
Alduin then said "Yes but that was your fault... for using your brand new shout without using hand signs!"
Then Naruto stated "You didn't tell me to use hand signs!"
Alduin then smirked under his mask and gave a strange look even if no one notice and said "I pretty sure I did you just ignored me!"
Naruto then got angry and shouted "YEAH RIGHT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!"
Alduin had a huge grin underneath his mask and thought "I'm really enjoying this he's getting angry just as planned!"
Then Naurto's shadow clones jumped out of the water and Alduin then smiled and said "Nice thinking but... TIID!"
Alduin then walked passed Naruto and said "If there's a will there's a way..."
Time had been restored as Naruto's clones jumped on him and beat the shit out of him as he thought "Damn dad knows my strategy better than anyone here!"
To be continued
