Narufan4ev: Hey guys!! I'm back!
Sasuke: (sigh) Do you hate me or something?
Itachi: You're seriously just now realizing this? Foolish, foolish little brother…
Sasuke: What? You seriously-
Narufan4ev: -hate you? Yes, very much in fact. I only put up with you because of the beautiful SASUNARU!
Sasuke: But-but how can you hate me?! I'm the hottest person here!
Narufan4ev: Foolish Sasuke… I hate you… why do I hate you…? Because you lack… modesty.
Itachi: (LOL) Good one! (high fives Narufan4ev)
Sasuke: I hate you all… (except Naru)
Narufan4ev: Well, now that that's all set straight… ON WITH THE STORY!
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Narutostood at the end of his driveway with a goofy grin spread across his face. In Naruto' mind, not even waking up at 5:30 could dampen his mood…in Naruto's mind… He just couldn't get over the fact that Tenten and him were dating.
As the yellow bus rolled in front of him he gladly hopped up the stairs and threw a 'Good Morning!' to a baffled Jiraiya who was used to seeing a nearly comatose Naruto drag himself up the stairs.
Naruto plopped himself down into his seat just as the bus began to move. With a grin and a chuckle, Naruto span around to face three semi-conscious 8th graders.
"Good morning guys and gal! How was your weekend?" Naruto asked in an unnecessarily loud voice. All he got in reply were three unintelligible mumbles.
"Why, Naruto! It seems your youth is burning especially bright this Monday morning!" Lee yelled from the front of the bus. Naruto to him with a dazzlingly bright smile.
"Why, thank you for noticing Lee!" Naruto yelled back. And at the exact same time they both gave the nice guy pose. Combined together it lit the entire bus causing many angry groans from fellow passengers.
"Oh God! Not everyone is as 'youthful' as you two in the morning!" Kiba yelled from the back as people yelled their agreements.
"Lee, sit down and be quiet," said a quiet voice from Lee's seat.
"Ok, Gaara! I will for the entire day and if I am not I will do my math homework for the entire month tonight!" Lee yelled right back down next to Gaara. Having no one else to yell to Naruto decided to sit down and read… a manga he had borrowed from Shika. Naruto only looked up when he felt a presence next to him. He turned to see Sasuke holding a… CD player?
"What the hell? A CD player? How do you still own one of those?" Naruto asked with a laugh. Sasuke seemed to not of heard him because he didn't even glance at him. Well, Naruto couldn't blame him; he could here the music where he sat. "Hey, Sasuke!"
"What? Huh? Oh, hi Dobe," Sasuke said absentmindedly as he took off one of his headphones. "Did you say something?"
"Uh, yeah… Why do you have a CD player?" Naruto asked.
"Because Milo lent me some Smashing Pumpkins CDs," Sasuke said simply.
"Milo?" Naruto questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh, yeah. You wouldn't know him would you?" Sasuke deadpanned leaving Naruto with a twitching eyebrow.
"No, I don't. Now who is he?"
"Just some guy I met a ramen shop," Sasuke stated before putting his headphone back on totally ignoring Naruto's surprised look.
"You eat ramen?" Naruto was genuinely surprised by this fact. He always took the guy for an 'eat-no-fat' kind of guy who would be very picky about his diet. He was pulled out of his pondering when he realized he wasn't getting a response in return. Just as he was going to ask again the bus pulled into school and Sasuke stood to leave.
And just like that Naruto's mood was dampened.
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It was 8th hour and boy was Naruto looking forward to it… by the way that was sarcasm. Even though it had a really cool teacher it was his least favorite subject and it had Naruto in it. But seriously what was the point of learning science? I mean if we've been wrong so many times in the past what makes them think we're right now? (sigh) Whatever, at least I don't sit that close to the bastard, Naruto thought with a sigh. He trudged on through the swirling mass of bodies in the hallways trying to get to his class on time.
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"Now, can anyone tell me the process of evolution?" Kakashi asked from atop his desk where he was sitting. Immediately Sakura raised her hand. "Yes, Sakura?"
"The process of evolution is-"
Naruto just kinda zoned out having already read the chapter and such. He immediately got bored with doodling in his notebook so he decided to let his eyes wander around the room for something interesting. Nothing out of the ordinary- wait! What the?
His eyes stopped on Sasuke sitting a few rows down. What really drew Naruto's eye was the fact that the boy was slouched forward in his seat. Seeing how Sasuke was a very uptight person he always sat up straight with his back aligned with his chair. Is he sick? I hope he feels better- wait… is that a cell phone?!
Okay, Naruto was sure this was the sign that the apocalypse was coming. Sasuke Uchiha was not one to break the rules, much less in such an obvious manner! Naruto still staring when Sasuke, the one and only Sasuke Uchiha, let out a quiet chuckle. He made sure to glance up at the ceiling to make sure a fireball wasn't hurtling down towards him from the sky.
"Sasuke, what, may I ask, is so funny?" Kakashi asked stepping down from his desk. Sasuke's head snapped up and he quickly stuffed his phone into his desk.
"Nothing sir," was his calm reply as he straightened his posture.
"Uh-huh, give me the phone Sasuke," Kakashi said holding out his hand expectantly. "You know the rules."
"But sir-"
"Sasuke," Kakashi said, all humor lost in his voice. Sasuke sighed before standing up and handing his phone over. Suddenly a grin appeared on what you could see of the teacher's face, as he held up the phone for all to see. "Now let's see what's so important it's got Sasuke texting in class!"
"Do you really have to-?"
Just then the phone vibrated in Kakashi's hand.
"Oh, let's see," his grin widened as he flipped the phone open. "And the message is as follows: 'LOL Dude I know! That chick was hanging all over you last night! That betch-'? What's a 'betch'? Whatever, crazy kids these days making up words… 'That betch was butt-ugly too! ROFLMAO! Love ;D, Milo'."
At this point Sasuke had his head buried in his arms on his desk trying in vain to hide the blush that was now crawling us his ears. Everyone started cracking up and his blush grew so much people would've sworn his hair was tinted red.
"Well, it seems Mr.Uchiha enjoys 'partying' on school nights," Kakashi said his grin never fading. He then placed the phone on his desk. "You can collect this at the end of the week and don't worry, I'll answer every message Milo might send. By the way you have a detention."
Talk about adding insult to injury, Naruto thought as the class settled down, and Kakashi started up his lesson again. Sasuke sat up straighter and began to take notes, a blush still on his face. Weird Sasuke never shows any emotion and all of a sudden this Milo comes along and he's like a one-man drama! Who is this Milo?
"-right. And class today I will starting a project. You will be partnered up into groups of two. I will read off the names-" this resulted in the classes groans, "yeah, yeah, yeah now shut up. I don't give you much homework and I hardly give you projects! I deserve something once and awhile. Now the groups are as follows-"
Please don't be Sasuke, please don't be-
"-Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki!" Kakashi out the last of the names. Naruto immediately slammed his head against the desk. "And Naruto make sure to keep Sasuke in line. We don't want him going partying with Milo, right?"
"Must you bring that up?" Sasuke hissed though his heart fluttered at the thought of being partnered with Naruto. As an answer to his question he received a half-concealed grin. Just then the bell rang and there was a shuffle to get everything packed up.
"Before you leave, take one of these sheets on the project!"
Naruto grabbed one of the sheets and bolted out of the door with the other students.
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Narufan4ev: Well, there you are! A nice chapter! This might be all you get for a while because my parents saw my… PROGRESS REPORT! (dun-dun-dun) Apparently I'm failing English honors…
Sasuke: Well, that answers so many questions.
Narufan4ev: One more Sasuke… one more and then there will be a mysterious bus accident where you're the only casualty!
Sasuke: Hmph!
Narufan4ev: Well, anyways it's rather ironic because I'm getting a B+ in French! And I usually have no idea what I'm doing in that class! And also the fact that I grew up speaking English! Hm… well see ya next time!
