yep losing interest, maybe I should just bs the whole thing...
"Starving…" Taki dragged her feet. "Sleepy..." Holding her cakes on her hip, "Cakey…" she sighed.
There was just one thing that sucked about that new bakery shop. It was too DAMN far away. She glanced at the sun, maybe five-ish or something since she left Sassy-kun. Hearing some squeals, her eyes slugged over to her left, little girls giggling over some cat stuff. Yawners.
Taki perked up, not just any cat crap, Hello Kitty crap. And if there was a Hello Kitty store nearby then that means that Cherub's Sweets is right across from it! Yes! A break from walking.
She ran inside, the bell jingled, she hopped the counter and entered the employees' room. Two people were squatting around the trashcan talking.
"Hey no customers a- Taki, what'cha been up to?" it was Yunhee from the previous story, appearing for only two chapters I believe, smoking up a joint.
They forgot to buy an ashtray, both tapping their cigs on the edges of the can.
"Yeah, did you finish your homework?" Mochizuki was in the lounge as well.
"Sasuke's doing my homework," Taki put her cakes inside the refrigerator and walked on over to the couch, kicked off her shoes, and belly flopped onto the couch, "Just came to give myself a wee bit of nap."
"How'd," Mochi inhaled, "you get him to do that?" exhaling and pushing up his shades.
Her head face down on the couch, she muffled some stuff turned her head to the side, "-taking my cake for his pictures. He's a bastard," said with her eyes closed.
Well if it had to do something with sweets, they were sure Taki would do anything to get what she wanted to eat. They watched her roll off the couch and then pulled the cushions turning it into a bed.
Sheets, pillows, and all, she was prepared to nap! Rolling back onto the bed/couch and underneath the covers, moving the pillows and blanket around for comfy ness. Meaning pillows scrawled off to the side, one foot sticking out of the blanket with it tangled around herself, and wrestled in her sleep out of her pants and jacket, pushing them off the bed/couch. Perfect for sleeping.
"Whoever marries her will have to adjust to her sleeping habits," Yunhee muttered.
"Don't worry, I bet they'll practically be naked every night anyways," he responded.
Grinning, "Hehe, you're right. Like uncle, like niece."
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Taki woke up and yawned, Yunhee was still in her crouched position around the can and Mochi wasn't there, "What time is it?"
"Five forty one, almost time to start working again," peering at the clock.
"Thirty minutes only? That sucks," she hopped out of the bed and pulled up her jeans, "Is the bookstore still open?" pushing her arms through the arms of her jacket.
"Closes at six."
"Oh damn!" Taki quickly picked up her bags and cakes and flickered out.
And popping up right next to the bookstore, she opened the door and slammed into a very hard object. Her eyes widened watching her cakes sailing in the air in slow mo and herself falling back. Once she had impact she rolled herself back twice before catching Sasuke's boxes, the other one didn't say his last prayers, as it committed suicide into the pavement.
"…My cake! My baby!" she crawled over to the splattered cake with dirt. She shifted her head to whatever it was that killed her cake. "You cake murderer!"
"Hmm? You didn't look where you were going. Apologize to me," it was a guy crossing his arms.
"What! Hell no! You couldn't get out of the way! A gentleman always lets a lady go first!" stomping her foot. "What's your name? I'm going to report this."
"Humph its Toriyama. I'm leaving," he walked away and just to make her even more madder stepped on the box.
Holding her anger, shaking, 'Bastard! He'll get what's coming to him,' she held her last box carefully and picked up her bag and went into the store.
Children's aisle, bottom row shelf, underneath. Good the pictures were still there. She looked through the remaining ten, she was going to dupe Sasuke and just give him a copy, but she knew she could get more embarrassing pictures from him later, and pulled four pictures and slipped it in her bag. 'These are the lousy ones anyway.'
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"And that's why you shouldn't have sex," he clicked to the next slide, "Because you will get pregnant and die basically," a picture with a black furry thing and once the students realized what it was, a disease, some of them started running out of the room holding their vomit.
"I told you not to eat breakfast, didn't I? It's almost time to leave, everyone pass in your homework," standing next to the door.
Everyone was shuffling about, Taki sighed and looked out the window, still depressed about her ruined cake that was killed by the evil Toriyama, she hoped to never come across him again carrying a cake.
Neji left to his afternoon spar with Tenten. Sasuke turned around, he was a row ahead of her, and handed his paper to her.
"Where are they?" he questioned.
She glumly took the papers and stood up, shoving her crap in her bag.
"Bye Taki. Bye Sasuke," Mochizuki took their papers knowing full well who'd done all the work.
They were the last ones out. Why is it they always end up together? Mochi locked up and speedily passed them, they watched when he pushed the doors open that he threw the papers in the trashcan.
All that hard work and copying for nothing. Swell. Sasuke figured she wanted to pull the pictures out in private which was a good thing for him. He was not about to let others see what a fool he is when he's drunk.
Following her all the way to the other side of Konoha to where they first made their deal and he got two cakes for free. Grabbed a seat and handed it to him.
Picture # 2: Sasuke with his shirt off. Holding hands with Kiba and Shino. They were all playing ring around the posy. All of their shirts were thrown off to the side. And here's a plus, Sasuke with a drunk smile.
Picture # 3: All the guys had the thousand years of pain pointing at Naruto's bum in the air.
Picture # 4: Neji dipping Sasuke in some dance. I don't know where that rose came from in Neji's mouth.
Picture # 5: A blurred picture, couldn't tell if that was Sasuke or Shikamaru with his hair down.
"You're certain this was part of the film?" holding up number five.
"Yeah," she sighed and looked out the window.
"What now?" sensing something was wrong.
"My beloved is dead."
'Neji? But I wanted to give him a humiliating defeat first though.' Wait no, they just saw him in class. He watched her slamming her fist on the table.
"That bastard will get what's coming to him," staring back at him. "Toriyama you'll regret the day you killed my cake."
Oh it was just a cake.
"Go get another one then." He still and never will understand the situation.
"'Get another cake? Are you out of your mind? That was the grand opening day type of cake! Where the chef absolutely makes sure that his first appearance, his first taste, will make a damn good impression. No one can tas- You'll never get it," shaking her head. "I need someone depressing to talk to. See ya later Sassy," and faded away.
Who's depressing that she can talk to? Shikamaru, Hinata? Gaara? even i don't know
