Disclaimer: Go read my first disclaimer thats a good one.
Authors notes: This takes place after Chapter 7, its going to get a bit strange, so be careful.
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April 3rd - Daylight 5 Days into WW2½
From the desk of JJ:
My dawgz hav just 'pointed me as leader of this hood. On the other side with the pokeawhat playa hata's is lead by this faggot Ash! His momma owes me a dollar for the goodness I gave her last night! HHAHA!
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April 3rd - Daylight 5 Days into the War with the Crimals From the desk of Ash:
I can't believe it. Those car thiefs have allied with the pimp mafia and the drug dealers. We have allied with the pokemon breeders and team rocket, but I fear we are outgunned. I can't believe is been 5 days of this nightmare, ever since that guy dropped the pokeball on the car thiefs head... What happened to him anyways?
- At the battle field.. Car thiefs, pimps, ho's, and drug dealers rage across the city of Paris against Pokemon Trainers, Breeders, and Team Rocket. Gunfire and pokemon attacks have left buildings in rubble. The body count has sky rocketed..
A chopper lands in the middle of the chaos, 2 figures step out, they are Mikhail and Popcorn. "What a beautiful day in the neighborhood, sir" Popcorn said. "Popcorn..... shut up! One more gay thing out of your mouth im going to feed you to the lions!" Mikhail replied. Just then enough wave of pokemon people and crime people started running toward each other, reinforcing their wounded comrades. "Ok lets carry out our plan.." Mikhail said. Mikhail headed to the criminals base, Popcorn went to the Pokemon People Base.
Meanwhile.. "So what are we going to do about Mikhail?" Gohan asked. All the z fighters were sitting in a circle of chairs. All of a sudden the TV channel went from "Cooking with the Nanite and Castro" to a special news bulliten. "This just in, the beautiful arch park in France has been desimated by the raging Pokemon Trainer and Car Thief forces. The United States military and the French Military are going to... do absolutely nothing!"
"Are those guys still fighting? I think its time to break it up!" Trunks said, and everyone nodded and went into a capsule car.
--- At my house "Master, your making all 3 sides go to France!" "..." "Master are you ok?" "..." "Are you going to finish that coke?" "..." "Do you want some money" "yes" "..." "..." "..." "..." "...a moment of silence for Ash's Bulbasaur..." ---
"Wow I could bust a cap with this blowstick!" Some gangsta said, holding up the new rifle Mikhail just sold to their organization. "You'll be busting rapid caps with this little beauty" Mikhail said, holding up a Gauss Rifle.
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"Wow! Now we can stop watching out pokemon die with these new robotic pokemon with ridicously large guns!" A pokemon trainer said, holding up the remote to a robotic pokemon. "You will be able to nuke their base with the new MewTwothousand!"
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The Z fighters arrive at the scene, as they get out of the car a rocket blows up the vehicle. "Um I think this was a bad idea" Videl said, dodging bullets being fired at light speed from the car thieves new Gauss Rifles. Meanwhile Pan and Bra were being chewed on by a small robotic pokemon. Everyone else was just, well, on fire.
"Alright, we will devide into 2 teams to stop the warring nations. Team 666 will consist of me, goten, vegita, videl, bulma, chichi, pan, bra, trunks, and bulma. Team 2 will consist of Gokou" Gohan said. "Oh great.." "im hungry" "At least im with my babies!" "mine too!" "Pan stay close to mommy!" "Yea! Me and you Trunks!" "..." "..." "hi Pan!" "hi Bra!" "WATCH OUT!!!" All of a sudden one of those records from the 50/60/70's flies by like a frisbee, taking off the head of a car thief. "NOT RECORDS! AHH!"
"Anyways, Team 1 will stop the fighting, while Team 2 will get us some food."
Everyone but Gokou goes off to forfil their Job, but Gokou just goes into a building with "Les Miserables" flashing on the sign, following the trail of the smell of food.
Elsewhere.. Mikhail is seen at a piano infront of a bunch of gangstas. "What if god was one of us. Just a slob like one of us.." "blublublublu-b-bblu, yablebleblebleee" Mikhail finishes his tune and the gangstas just sit there with a 'i need to kill someone' look.
"Gotta go" Mikhail slips out of the door.
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"Hey want to know where you can get some free pokemon?" Popcorn said. "WHERE?" All the pokemon trainers replied. "See that little fort over there? There are a few gangsta's guarding some HUGE LEVEL pokemon! Oh well bye" Popcorn slips out the door.
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"Alright Popcorn, now time for plan E of out evil.. plan!" Mikhail said, Popcorn simply nodded. They step into a chopper and fly away.
Meanwhile...
"Keep on firing! Don't stop! Keep your finger on the trigger!" Said Chichi, she had all of her famed machine guns, uzi's, and rocket launchers. Videl, Bulma, Bra, and Pan all had shotguns and assault rifles and blah blah blah, hordes and hordes of robotic pokemon where coming, so many bullets were flying at once that not a single piece of the metal used to make the robotics hit the ground without having one bullet hole in it. The girls kept hidden behind overturned cars and debris.
Meanwhile, all the boys where firing kiblasts at the hordes of Gangstas, the surronding buildings where all on fire and some planes where overhead dropping bombs. However the boys where outragously outnumbed.
The hordes and hordes of pokemon approached the girls, they were getting closer and closer.
Elsewhere.. Mikhail and Popcorn were in a large room. A worldmap with two different colors, red and blue, for the continents was on the wall. Most of the countries were blue, but some countries in Africa, Asia, and Europe had turned red. "Our plan is working, the world is slowly turning over to our side." Mikhail said.
Just then the phone rang. Popcorn picked it up. "Sir, its the President of the United States!"
Mikhail: Greetings. President: Your plan will not work. We have launched the missiles at your base. Mikhail: Oh already starting with plan B? President: Well I dont feel like sending in troops. Pressing a button is much easier. Mikhail: Actually you dont press a button, you and someone else turn 2 keys at the same time then you type- President: I know I know.. *hangs up*
"What are we going to do about the missiles?" Popcorn said. Mikhail whispered something in Popcorns ear. A smirk grew on Popcorns face. --
How will Mikhail and Popcorn stop the missiles? Can the Z fighters stop the war in Paris? Will Gokou cry during Les Miserables? Stay tuned for the next not so exciting episode of Dragonball Z!
