Another version of my Breaking Dawn Parody, I re-wrote it because I've thought up some funnier stuff. And flamers that flamed my New Moon one... f'ck you! I don't care what you think!
And for thatgirlwhoplayscod, here are the songs (in order if appearance):
-Starstrukk by 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry
-Bad Boys by Alexandra Burke
-Broken Heels by Alexandra Burke
-What Have You Done For Me Lately by Janet Jackson
If you want the name of any songs I use, please give me a shout. :)
Location: Meadow
Bella: (Crappiest Fake Cry Ever)
AnnieCullen: Bella, that's cute when a 5-Year old does it, you're 18!
Renesmee: I'm a 5-Year old, well, physically.
AnnieCullen: Yeah, but you're not cute.
Bella: But Alice has gone.
AnnieCullen: You don't see me crying, and she was the best character ever.
TBC: (Real crying) J-Jasper's g-g-gone! THE WORLD HAS ENDED!
AnnieCullen: (Whispers) Elizabeth, they come back, remember.
Edward: They what now?
TBC: Oh yeah. Um, nothing Eddie-kins.
Jane: #We're going in for the kill!#
Carlisle: AHH, EVERYONE HIDE!
Aro: You were right, Jane, they did hide.
Edward: Actually only Carlisle did. And La Roux pisses me off, Jane.
Carlisle: As you can see, Renesmee is not an immortal child, she will die-
Renesmee: I'm going to die?
Bella: Carlisle!
Marcus: Does such a thing exist? To Google!
Aro: I-
Alice: #I'm beautiful, and dirty dirty rich!# I'm ba-ack.
Bella: ALICE!
AnnieCullen: Took you're time... but HI!
Jasper: We are-
TBC: (Jumps on Jasper's back) I MISSED YOU!
Jasper: Get. Her. Off.
Alice: We have a half vampire here, his name is Nahuel, he's really awesome.
Nahuel: I hate my dad. He's a vamp-whore.
Aro: Good for you.
Marcus: No, Google, I did not mean Importing Costs, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN! (Smashes Computer)
Aro: Let's vote!
All Volturi: (Write on cards) Done.
Aro: (Looks in box and counts votes) OK, who voted twice?
AnnieCullen: What does it say?
Aro: It says 'Die' Written in red, underlined several times with barbed wire around it and has a coffin next to it that says 'Renes-tard'... Haha, I get that.
AnnieCullen: That's my card then.
Renesmee: Do I die?
Aro: Um... nope.
AnnieCullen: (Starts crying) Why, Why, Why!
Edward: Do you really hate her that much?
AnnieCullen: She ruined everything, like the love you and Bella had.
Bella: So you do like me.
AnnieCullen: I didn't say that. I would have preferred you to die giving birth to her.
Bella: Oh.
Aro: Well, I guess we'll be off then, Caius, get Irina, you know what to do.
Irina: No... NO!
Caius: (Plays Miley Cyrus songs)
Irina: IT BURNS! MY EARS!
Caius: You think thats bad, boys, cover your ears. (Turns on Justin Bieber)
Irina: OH MY GOD (Dies)
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Location: Cullen house.
Alice: #I gotta feeling, that tonights gonna be a good night#
Jasper: You're wrong.
Alice: No I'm not, they are the lyrics.
Jasper: I've got a feeling... huh, huh?
Alice: No, Jasper that's not funny.
Tanya: We should be going now, Kate left the water running AGAIN.
Emmett: She isn't listening, her and Garrett are playing tonsal tennis.
Tanya: Who's winning?
AnnieCullen: Looks like Kate is.
Garrett: Bye Kate!
(Later)
Alice: #Just Dance, it'll be OK, ba-do do, Just Dance.#
AnnieCullen: Just Dance!
Alice: Yes! OK, your turn.
Bella: Stop playing 'Guess the Song', we have to plot some stuff.
Alice: Bella, the Volturi went ages ago.
Bella: No, we need to get that away.
AnnieCullen: I have a name, Bella. And I'm not going anywhere.
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Location: La Push
TD: Jacob! Oh Jaaacob!
Jacob: (Hides under a Rock)
TD: JACOB! Please come out! I won't bite, I'm not a Vampire lover.
Jacob: Aw. (Comes out)
TD: Can you re-imprint on someone?
Jacob: (Monotone) I'm not imprinting on you. I can't control it-
AnnieCullen: I can! (Makes Jacob imprint on Sammy)
TD: Did you just imprint on me?
Jacob: Yes.
Renesmee: NO! I HATE YOU, YOUR CHEATING ON ME!
AnnieCullen: Nes-tard, cheating on someone is when they actually do something. I made him imprint on Sammy, anyway.
Renesmee: Why?
AnnieCullen: Sammy's my best friend... and I hate you. So, I put two and two together.
Jacob: (Constipation face)
TD: What are you doing? Your house is, like, there.
Jacob: I'm trying to un-imprint on you, and then re-imprint on Renesmee.
Renesmee: Aw.
TD: Can you delete her?
AnnieCullen: Sure. (Presses Delete) Yes I'm sure I want to delete h-
Jacob: No! (Knocks keyboard out of the way)
AnnieCullen and TD: Aw you're no fun.
I'm thinking of doing a parody like this, but of random scenarios I've thought up when reading and watching Twilight, and making a full story of it? Should I?
Anyway, liked this chapter? REVIEW!
ACxx
