Another version of my Breaking Dawn Parody, I re-wrote it because I've thought up some funnier stuff. And flamers that flamed my New Moon one... f'ck you! I don't care what you think!

And for thatgirlwhoplayscod, here are the songs (in order if appearance):

-Starstrukk by 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry
-Bad Boys by Alexandra Burke
-Broken Heels by Alexandra Burke
-What Have You Done For Me Lately by Janet Jackson

If you want the name of any songs I use, please give me a shout. :)


Location: Meadow

Bella: (Crappiest Fake Cry Ever)

AnnieCullen: Bella, that's cute when a 5-Year old does it, you're 18!

Renesmee: I'm a 5-Year old, well, physically.

AnnieCullen: Yeah, but you're not cute.

Bella: But Alice has gone.

AnnieCullen: You don't see me crying, and she was the best character ever.

TBC: (Real crying) J-Jasper's g-g-gone! THE WORLD HAS ENDED!

AnnieCullen: (Whispers) Elizabeth, they come back, remember.

Edward: They what now?

TBC: Oh yeah. Um, nothing Eddie-kins.

Jane: #We're going in for the kill!#

Carlisle: AHH, EVERYONE HIDE!

Aro: You were right, Jane, they did hide.

Edward: Actually only Carlisle did. And La Roux pisses me off, Jane.

Carlisle: As you can see, Renesmee is not an immortal child, she will die-

Renesmee: I'm going to die?

Bella: Carlisle!

Marcus: Does such a thing exist? To Google!

Aro: I-

Alice: #I'm beautiful, and dirty dirty rich!# I'm ba-ack.

Bella: ALICE!

AnnieCullen: Took you're time... but HI!

Jasper: We are-

TBC: (Jumps on Jasper's back) I MISSED YOU!

Jasper: Get. Her. Off.

Alice: We have a half vampire here, his name is Nahuel, he's really awesome.

Nahuel: I hate my dad. He's a vamp-whore.

Aro: Good for you.

Marcus: No, Google, I did not mean Importing Costs, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN! (Smashes Computer)

Aro: Let's vote!

All Volturi: (Write on cards) Done.

Aro: (Looks in box and counts votes) OK, who voted twice?

AnnieCullen: What does it say?

Aro: It says 'Die' Written in red, underlined several times with barbed wire around it and has a coffin next to it that says 'Renes-tard'... Haha, I get that.

AnnieCullen: That's my card then.

Renesmee: Do I die?

Aro: Um... nope.

AnnieCullen: (Starts crying) Why, Why, Why!

Edward: Do you really hate her that much?

AnnieCullen: She ruined everything, like the love you and Bella had.

Bella: So you do like me.

AnnieCullen: I didn't say that. I would have preferred you to die giving birth to her.

Bella: Oh.

Aro: Well, I guess we'll be off then, Caius, get Irina, you know what to do.

Irina: No... NO!

Caius: (Plays Miley Cyrus songs)

Irina: IT BURNS! MY EARS!

Caius: You think thats bad, boys, cover your ears. (Turns on Justin Bieber)

Irina: OH MY GOD (Dies)

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Location: Cullen house.

Alice: #I gotta feeling, that tonights gonna be a good night#

Jasper: You're wrong.

Alice: No I'm not, they are the lyrics.

Jasper: I've got a feeling... huh, huh?

Alice: No, Jasper that's not funny.

Tanya: We should be going now, Kate left the water running AGAIN.

Emmett: She isn't listening, her and Garrett are playing tonsal tennis.

Tanya: Who's winning?

AnnieCullen: Looks like Kate is.

Garrett: Bye Kate!

(Later)

Alice: #Just Dance, it'll be OK, ba-do do, Just Dance.#

AnnieCullen: Just Dance!

Alice: Yes! OK, your turn.

Bella: Stop playing 'Guess the Song', we have to plot some stuff.

Alice: Bella, the Volturi went ages ago.

Bella: No, we need to get that away.

AnnieCullen: I have a name, Bella. And I'm not going anywhere.

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Location: La Push

TD: Jacob! Oh Jaaacob!

Jacob: (Hides under a Rock)

TD: JACOB! Please come out! I won't bite, I'm not a Vampire lover.

Jacob: Aw. (Comes out)

TD: Can you re-imprint on someone?

Jacob: (Monotone) I'm not imprinting on you. I can't control it-

AnnieCullen: I can! (Makes Jacob imprint on Sammy)

TD: Did you just imprint on me?

Jacob: Yes.

Renesmee: NO! I HATE YOU, YOUR CHEATING ON ME!

AnnieCullen: Nes-tard, cheating on someone is when they actually do something. I made him imprint on Sammy, anyway.

Renesmee: Why?

AnnieCullen: Sammy's my best friend... and I hate you. So, I put two and two together.

Jacob: (Constipation face)

TD: What are you doing? Your house is, like, there.

Jacob: I'm trying to un-imprint on you, and then re-imprint on Renesmee.

Renesmee: Aw.

TD: Can you delete her?

AnnieCullen: Sure. (Presses Delete) Yes I'm sure I want to delete h-

Jacob: No! (Knocks keyboard out of the way)

AnnieCullen and TD: Aw you're no fun.


I'm thinking of doing a parody like this, but of random scenarios I've thought up when reading and watching Twilight, and making a full story of it? Should I?

Anyway, liked this chapter? REVIEW!

ACxx