A/N: Heyo, again! I'm on an updating roll! 8DDDDD
On a more serious note as you all have (hopefully) heard, Japan is going through a crisis right now. I encourage all of you to donate to the Red Cross in efforts to help Japan. I have donated as well, so don't take this as hypocritical. :) (if I spelled that wrong, sorry. My spellcheck isn't on because I'm using document Manager to edit this now. XD)
Also if you'd like a sequel PLEASE tell me so. I would really love to make a sequel called "10 Reasons Why I Love You" ^_^ so cheesy XD
Anyway please read and hopefully enjoy~!
DISCLAIMER: *Too busy replaying "Spice" over and over again.* I would marry you, Len, if you weren't destined to Rin!
EDIT: I don't own McDonalds either. XD
9. Evil Cane Returns. (Oh the horror!)
"Are you taking advantage of your sister AGAIN?" The angry elder yelled. "N-no!" Len quickly protested, getting up. "You do realize lying is a sin…right, Len?" She said darkly. Len took a few unconscious steps back. "Of course Kyuono-san." He quickly nodded. "It's dangerous to leave your mother, isn't it, Len?" Len stiffly nodded. "Then please explain why… YOU DRUGGED YOUR MOTHER AND I THEN RAPED YOUR SISTER!" Len narrowly missed the cane aimed for his head.
"I didn't rape her, I promise!" Len screamed as he hid behind Rin, who began trying to push Len away from her. "That's not what the sweet girl over there said." The grandmother pointed towards Miku. Miku was smiling "innocently" and waving.
"That evil bitch…" Len murmured.
Unfortunately granny had her hearing aid in (for once) and could clearly hear his remark. "Name-calling is evil, the devil is evil!" And Len was hit once more.
Meanwhile…
"Were on a road tripppppp, ahahahahaha!" A very drunk Meiko sang at least three notes off key. "Meiko, can you PLEASE stop that god awful singing!" Kara whined as she drove, clutching the steering wheel a bit too hard.
"Bwut I'm hwappyyyy~!" Meiko replied giggling nonstop. Gakupo slammed his eyeliner case shut angrily. "Shut up! I am trying to fix my make-up for my Lenny-chan, but I can't with your inhumanly noises!" He shouted. Meiko smiled and began touching the male's hair. "I know you love me…you can't hide. Looooooove~," "Oh lord." Gakupo face-palmed with a groan. "Is such a wonderful thing! Love, is my only… FRIEND~!" She continued, gulping down more sake.
"Yeah, I wonder why." Gakupo muttered sarcastically. "Meiko, please stop." Gumi said calmly. "It's a whole, new worrrrrld! A new fantasti-!" In one swift motion Kara pushed Meiko out the door and sped off.
"…"
"Uh, shouldn't we like…save her. You know, before she gets ran over?" Gumi said worriedly.
"Nope." Kara replied.
"Nu-uh." Gakupo added.
Gumi leaned back comfortably. "Okay."
And Kara continued down the highway as if nothing happened.
Meiko flailed her arms around wildly, a car narrowly missing her. "Hey, can I get a riiiide?" She slurred at a random man walking by from McDonalds. Meiko began pulling on him and sloppily kissing him. "Pweeeaaase, for me?" She whispered in his ear. He seemed utterly freaked out and began walking faster.
"W-wait!" Meiko tried to run after him but only managed to stumble over herself and fall, face first, into the gravel.
"Is she okay?" Someone whispered.
"I…I think shes drunk." The other replied.
"Isn't someone going to help her?"
"…probably not."
A/N: Shorter than planned, but I already planned out the next chapter with a bit more humor and REALLY long. ^_^ I can't believe I've already made it this far. Like I said earlier I thank all you viewers and reviewers. *sobbing dramatically* You guys…filled up my inbox yesterday. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! *glomps everyone*
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