An: So here it is I promise I'll finish this act tonight. so here part one

Act 3: Scene 2: Opp's Ginny messed up big time!!!

Setting: In the forest still. Roger is sitting on a stump brushing his hair and talking to him self…

Roger: I'm so beautiful. Look at my bone structure. Cho is so missing out. I wonder if she's awake yet. I wish I could see the look on her face…she wakes up and she in love with a mixture of Snape and Myrtle. I'm such a genius: I wrote the play… I tricked my wife and I have great hair. And here comes the gal that made it all happen.

In comes Ginny grinning

Ginny: I am going to buy 30 new pairs of shoes, a new broom, and a whole new set of dress robes. Hey Roger what do you think matches my eyes better lilac of turquoise?

Roger: So the deeds done.

Ginny: Yes, right now your wife is in love with Neville…

Roger: Neville! What are you crazy? A loser like that touching my wife….

Ginny: Umm he has a donkey head. He was rehearsing some crap play and I snuck up behind him, I changed him, they ran, Cho saw she feel in love, I left., you pay.

Roger: You are amazing.. he kisses he hand ...You so deserve that pay raise.

Ginny: Pulls her hand out and rubs it off Well I try.

Roger: and Lavender…

Ginny: Yep, just like you said in last year's robes. I dropped the love potion on the guy's eyes and now he's in love.

Roger: Great. the money will be in your account by Monday….

Enter Hermione and Cedric

Roger: Here he comes now…

Ginny: No that's the girl and that some strange guy.

Roger stares at her in disbelief.

Cedric: My love…. I'm so happy I found you. We've…well I been looking all over the forest for you. And…

Hermione: I don't care! Have you seen Ron? He just disappeared. Unless…

You killed him. I knew it! You evil little twitch. I always thought you were to week to do it but you….

Cedric: I didn't kill Ron! I'm not even smart enough to chew gum and walk at the same time.

Hermione: So you had an accomplish…Lavender! I knew it. Someone told me not to trust to dumb blonds but I had to go and believe in there being good in people.

Cedric: I didn't kill him…

Hermione: Then where is he! Show me where he is…

Cedric: I wouldn't even show his bloody caucuses to you….

Hermione: So you did kill him… you dog! You evil brainless dog. You probably killed him while he was sleeping you cowered. I'm so happy you died in the forth book. I hate you… if I'm lucky that house elf thing is still open.

Cedric: You must be PMS-ing. I told you I didn't kill him. Granted I don't like him that much but I really don't have the brains to kill anyone.

Hermione: Then tell me where he is…

Cedric: What will you give me if I do…

Hermione: A kick in the crouch

Cedric: How about a kiss on an alter.

Hermione: More like a kiss on my deathbed.

Hermione grunts and leaves

Cedric: She wants me. He yawns

Man it is late I better turn in

He lays done to sleep

Roger: You idiot…. That not her. I said Lavender…

Ginny: Actually you said some girl. And quite honestly I think you should give better directions.

Roger: YOU RUINED EVERYTING. NOW THAT MADIAN'S LOVE LIFE IS SCREWED. AND LAVENDER STILL DOESN'T HAVE HER MAN.

Ginny: Can't we just forgive and forget. It could have happen to anyone.

Roger: WELL YOU CAN FORGET THAT PAY RAISE.

Ginny: Whoa. Let's be rational here. So I messed up can't we fix it.

Roger: Your damn right. You're fixing it right now. Go find her right now.

Ginny: Who?

Roger: Lavender!

Ginny: Right…

She exits

Roger: Never trust a woman. Why didn't I just listen to my dad? You got to do everything yourself around here.

He puts love potion on Cedric's eyes.

Roger: She is getting a raise all right. 5 whole gallons. With my luck Cho is now in love with some handsome version of Neville.

Ginny enters

Ginny: There's no such thing.

Roger: Did you get her?

Ginny: Yep and the guy I mistaken for her lover. He's begging her for a lover fees.

Roger: A lover's what?

Ginny: A kiss. Tard.

Roger: quick come under my invisibility cloak

Ginny: Nice try but I'm not that easy.

Roger: Just come on….

Ginny and Roger disappear under said cloak

Enter Lavender and Ron

Ron: Just a peak for old time sakes

Lavender: You left me for Hermione and if I were you then I would go find her

Ron: I don't love Hermione and I love…

Lavender: Me. So I heard. And this joke has gone on long enough Ron. You had your laugh. Now just lets go find….

Cedric: awakes and looks at Lavender My Love

Lavender: Me?

Cedric: Of courses you. Where have you been? I have been dreaming of you all night. I dreamed that we made love on the back of a Hipergrift.

Lavender: Are you serious?

Cedric: Yes! Oh Lavender, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine!
To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?
Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show
Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow!

Lavender: Why Cedric…wait a minute. You're just playing with my emotions again. You're in on the joke to. To think you guys can't agree on anything but you join teams to make fun of me? I thought you had more dignity then that. I follow you in to a forest and all you can do is play heartless joke on me. O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent

Cedric: If anyone's bent it's Ron. He is making fun of you. And if I recalled you broke up with him. But I…why we had that night. The best night of my sad lonely life. This faker loves Hermione and nothing more…Helena

Lavender: It's Lavender

Cedric: That's what I said. We belong together.

Ron: What are you talking about? If you put Cedric D and Lavender B in to nothing will come up. But if you put in me….

Cedric: Whatever, has all sorts of crazy couples. Like Snape and Ginny.

Ron: Leave my sister out of this.

Cedric: Don't you have somewhere to be tonight? I heard they're having a fifth hand clothes stores sales.

Ron: Aren't you missing the Dumb Good Looking Git meting

Cedric: That's tonight?

Ron: Come on Lavender lets leave this metro sexual to him self.

Cedric: So what if I get my nails done. I just have bad nail beds. You could use a mani-pedi yourself Ron.

Ron: You think so?

Lavender: Enough! I'm going home and none of you better not follow me…

Enter Hermione


An://: So What going to happen next...I don't know when i'm going to bed tonight but I'm finisheing this sequence tonight. So say tunned. and Review...