Act 3: Scene 2: Opp's Ginny messed up big time!!!
Setting: In the forest still. Roger is sitting on a stump brushing his hair and talking to him self…
Roger: I'm so beautiful. Look at my bone structure. Cho is so missing out. I wonder if she's awake yet. I wish I could see the look on her face…she wakes up and she in love with a mixture of Snape and Myrtle. I'm such a genius: I wrote the play… I tricked my wife and I have great hair. And here comes the gal that made it all happen.
In comes Ginny grinning
Ginny: I am going to buy 30 new pairs of shoes, a new broom, and a whole new set of dress robes. Hey Roger what do you think matches my eyes better lilac of turquoise?
Roger: So the deeds done.
Ginny: Yes, right now your wife is in love with Neville…
Roger: Neville! What are you crazy? A loser like that touching my wife….
Ginny: Umm he has a donkey head. He was rehearsing some crap play and I snuck up behind him, I changed him, they ran, Cho saw she feel in love, I left., you pay.
Roger: You are amazing.. he kisses he hand ...You so deserve that pay raise.
Ginny: Pulls her hand out and rubs it off Well I try.
Roger: and Lavender…
Ginny: Yep, just like you said in last year's robes. I dropped the love potion on the guy's eyes and now he's in love.
Roger: Great. the money will be in your account by Monday….
Enter Hermione and Cedric
Roger: Here he comes now…
Ginny: No that's the girl and that some strange guy.
Roger stares at her in disbelief.
Cedric: My love…. I'm so happy I found you. We've…well I been looking all over the forest for you. And…
Hermione: I don't care! Have you seen Ron? He just disappeared. Unless…
You killed him. I knew it! You evil little twitch. I always thought you were to week to do it but you….
Cedric: I didn't kill Ron! I'm not even smart enough to chew gum and walk at the same time.
Hermione: So you had an accomplish…Lavender! I knew it. Someone told me not to trust to dumb blonds but I had to go and believe in there being good in people.
Cedric: I didn't kill him…
Hermione: Then where is he! Show me where he is…
Cedric: I wouldn't even show his bloody caucuses to you….
Hermione: So you did kill him… you dog! You evil brainless dog. You probably killed him while he was sleeping you cowered. I'm so happy you died in the forth book. I hate you… if I'm lucky that house elf thing is still open.
Cedric: You must be PMS-ing. I told you I didn't kill him. Granted I don't like him that much but I really don't have the brains to kill anyone.
Hermione: Then tell me where he is…
Cedric: What will you give me if I do…
Hermione: A kick in the crouch
Cedric: How about a kiss on an alter.
Hermione: More like a kiss on my deathbed.
Hermione grunts and leaves
Cedric: She wants me. He yawns
Man it is late I better turn in
He lays done to sleep
Roger: You idiot…. That not her. I said Lavender…
Ginny: Actually you said some girl. And quite honestly I think you should give better directions.
Roger: YOU RUINED EVERYTING. NOW THAT MADIAN'S LOVE LIFE IS SCREWED. AND LAVENDER STILL DOESN'T HAVE HER MAN.
Ginny: Can't we just forgive and forget. It could have happen to anyone.
Roger: WELL YOU CAN FORGET THAT PAY RAISE.
Ginny: Whoa. Let's be rational here. So I messed up can't we fix it.
Roger: Your damn right. You're fixing it right now. Go find her right now.
Ginny: Who?
Roger: Lavender!
Ginny: Right…
She exits
Roger: Never trust a woman. Why didn't I just listen to my dad? You got to do everything yourself around here.
He puts love potion on Cedric's eyes.
Roger: She is getting a raise all right. 5 whole gallons. With my luck Cho is now in love with some handsome version of Neville.
Ginny enters
Ginny: There's no such thing.
Roger: Did you get her?
Ginny: Yep and the guy I mistaken for her lover. He's begging her for a lover fees.
Roger: A lover's what?
Ginny: A kiss. Tard.
Roger: quick come under my invisibility cloak
Ginny: Nice try but I'm not that easy.
Roger: Just come on….
Ginny and Roger disappear under said cloak
Enter Lavender and Ron
Ron: Just a peak for old time sakes
Lavender: You left me for Hermione and if I were you then I would go find her
Ron: I don't love Hermione and I love…
Lavender: Me. So I heard. And this joke has gone on long enough Ron. You had your laugh. Now just lets go find….
Cedric: awakes and looks at Lavender My Love
Lavender: Me?
Cedric: Of courses you. Where have you been? I have been dreaming of you all night. I dreamed that we made love on the back of a Hipergrift.
Lavender: Are you serious?
Cedric: Yes! Oh Lavender, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine!
To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?
Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show
Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow!
Lavender: Why Cedric…wait a minute. You're just playing with my emotions again. You're in on the joke to. To think you guys can't agree on anything but you join teams to make fun of me? I thought you had more dignity then that. I follow you in to a forest and all you can do is play heartless joke on me. O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent
Cedric: If anyone's bent it's Ron. He is making fun of you. And if I recalled you broke up with him. But I…why we had that night. The best night of my sad lonely life. This faker loves Hermione and nothing more…Helena
Lavender: It's Lavender
Cedric: That's what I said. We belong together.
Ron: What are you talking about? If you put Cedric D and Lavender B in to nothing will come up. But if you put in me….
Cedric: Whatever, has all sorts of crazy couples. Like Snape and Ginny.
Ron: Leave my sister out of this.
Cedric: Don't you have somewhere to be tonight? I heard they're having a fifth hand clothes stores sales.
Ron: Aren't you missing the Dumb Good Looking Git meting
Cedric: That's tonight?
Ron: Come on Lavender lets leave this metro sexual to him self.
Cedric: So what if I get my nails done. I just have bad nail beds. You could use a mani-pedi yourself Ron.
Ron: You think so?
Lavender: Enough! I'm going home and none of you better not follow me…
Enter Hermione
An://: So What going to happen next...I don't know when i'm going to bed tonight but I'm finisheing this sequence tonight. So say tunned. and Review...
