Shopping with Brightheart, Amberkit, Dewkit, and Snowkit at Publix!

Brightheart lifted the three furry kittens into the shopping cart, swinging her purse around her shoulders.

Amberkit whined.

Dewkit squealed.

Snowkit burped on accident.


"Ew!" Amberkit squeaked.

Brightheart strolled the shopping cart into Publix with Snowkit in the kit seat. Snowkit happily sat in his seat with the eat belt strapped onto him. "Where are we going?"

"To Publix, how can you be so shoopid?" Amberkit rolled her eyeballs.

Dewkit pushed her away from him.

"No shoving!" Brightheart snapped. "And no calling each other stupid."

"I said shoopid, not stupid," Amberkit meowed back.

Brightheart looked at Amberkit sternly and walked to the grocery section.

"Ew, brussel sprouts," Amberkit growled.

"Ew, cabbage," Dewkit growled.

"Ew, apricot," Amberkit growled.

"How can you not like any of those?" Snowkit asked, utterly confused.

While Brightheart was looking at the apple cider, Amberkit and Dewkit leaped out of the shopping cart, with Snowkit watching them.

"I hava yo mama joke!" Dewkit yowled.

"What is it? It better not be stupid," Amberkit mewed..

"Yo mama was so ugly, Bob the Builder turned around and said, 'I can't fix that!'" Dewkit started to laugh hysterically.

"Ahem. Ha. That's not funny. And we have the same mom," Amberkit watched as Dewkit rolled on the ground he rolled in the fallen plastic bags.

"StarClan, can't you take a joke?"

"Ooh, Dewkit, you're gonna look like this when you grow up!" Amberkit meowed, pointing at a dried prune.

Snowkit wrinkled his nose.

Dewkit poked Snowkit.

Snowkit started to cry. "Brightheart-"

"Slapping is for girls, punching is for boys," Amberkit meowed in the matter-of-factly.

Dewkit punched Amberkit.

"If you are going to be quiet, just draw on this sketch pad!" Brightheart snapped at them. She gave them a notebook and a pen.

"You just said you'll give us a sketch pad!" Amberkit yowled.

Brightheart ignored him and turned back to looking at doughnuts.

Amberkit glanced down. She quickly drew a picture of Snowkit. She showed Snowkit her picture. "Do you like it? It's you!"

"EW!" Dewkit gagged.

Snowkit started to cry. "It was supposed to be me!"

"Okay, what is zero times zero?" Amberkit asked Snowkit.

"Zero-zero?" Snowkit asked.

Amberkit shook her head. "Wrong. It's zero."

Snowkit started to cry.

Dewkit looked over the glass in the meat section. "Ew, rabbit ears!"

Amberkit looked over his shoulder. "Ew, mouse intestines!"

"Ew, pig butt!"

"But isn't pig butt ham? And we eat, like, all of these."

Bubbleawesomeness heard them, and narrowed his eyes, offended.

"Snowkit, if I have one plate and another plate, how many plates would I have?" Brightheart asked Snowkit, looking over the plates.

"THREE!" Dewkit yowled.

"NO, ONE!" Amberkit screeched.

"Two," Snowkit answered happily.

"You're right, Snowkit!" Brightheart mewed, proud.

"Ew, Snowkit's a nerd!" Amberkit yowled.

"Why are you guys so mean?" Snowkit cried.