Lunny: Ok, we're at 9 people! On Wednesday I am putting out an Author's Ramble for "Night School". No worries I just want some feedback and some questions answered.(XD) Still going to update with the next chapter on Saturday.

Disclaimer: All right! I don't own it!

Date: Dec 14, 2010- 9th of 21

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You hate to love them…

You love to hate them…

Allen Walker looked over the wooded territory he held. He was going on 200 years now as a vampire. He loved the woods and half the mountain range he called his land. He stood on his balcony white hair trailing to right between his shoulder blades in a braid. Silver-gray eyes scanned the woods; no signs of an intruder sprang forth. He sighed and closed his eyes basking in the serenity of the land.

Yuu Kanda looked over the rocky territory he held. He was going on 250 years now as a vampire. He too pleasure in roaming the small portion of the mountain range and woods that he called his. He sat on a boulder, ebony black hair trailing down to his knees when held in its usual high ponytail. Cobalt eyes scanned the rocks and barren grasslands; no signs of an intruder sprang forth. He smirked and stood; plotting a surprise for his eternal rival: Allen Walker.

Allen turned away from the view and walked into his room. The huge four poster canopy bed served as his 'coffin', the heavy drapes kept the sunlight out when he rested during the daylight hours. The bed itself was big enough for five people; usually it had to hold that many. He paused and smirked: Kanda was coming.

Kanda dropped onto Allen's balcony and stepped in. Smirking he drew his sword Mugen: the demonic sword had a spirit sealed in it so it could talk to its Master.

"Master, what the hell are you doing?" it hissed. Kanda looked down at it.

"What does it look like Mugen…Moyashi Harvesting." Kanda said, keeping his tone low. In the shadows Allen shook his head, waiting for the elder vampire to turn his back on him. Kanda wasn't stupid and felt Allen as soon as he entered. Kanda smirked when Allen moved to attack with his own possessed sword: Clown. The two blades met.

"Hey, Mugen…"

"Evening, Clown. Our Masters are at it again it seems."

"Yup. So, how was his usually prep…the whole meditation in the mountain range?"

"Splendid, how was his relaxation?"

"Oh, just great. He really unwound from the last round these two had."

"Oh, that's good. I was a little worried about him for a few there."

Allen and Kanda broke apart, the two vampires stared at their swords with identical looks of disbelief.

"What! Look just because you two can't settle things like normal people don't mean that we as your swords have to stoop to your level!" Clown said.

"Here, here!" Mugen agreed.

Allen looked up at Kanda and shook his head. Kanda raised an eyebrow at Mugen.

"Say another thing Mugen and I won't polish you for the next week." Kanda threatened.

"Did that work the last time you made that threat. No. So, Master you will not silence me!" Mugen pointed out. Kanda smirked.

"All right then, after I'm done here we're going out to slay zombies, goblins and wraiths…and I won't clean you afterwards." Kanda said.

"Wait, you mean…goblins with their slimy green blood…zombies with their gooey black blood and wraiths with that sticky ectoplasm?" Mugen asked, voice getting weaker with each word.

"Yes." Kanda answered.

Mugen was silent.

Clown was mentally thanking the heavens that his Master was kinder than Mugen's. Allen made a face.

"You have to be that cruel to the poor thing?"

"It has to learn, Moyashi, that I'm the Master."

"Well, BaKanda, where were we?"

The two fought for the next 2 hours, Clown and Mugen stayed silent to let their Master's focus. Finally, with no clear victor the two vampires stopped.

"Tired, Moyashi?"

"I don't wanna hear it, your panting too, BaKanda."

"Che."

Kanda and Allen glared at one another. Then Kanda brought Allen to him with a wicked smirk and pressed his lips against the other. Allen mentally smirked and returned the kiss with passion. Soon the two parted and Kanda turned to go hunt for them both.

"Oh yeah, love you Moyashi." He called over his shoulder. Allen shook his head smiling.

"Love you too, BaKanda." He replied.

Mugen sighed as Kanda leapt through the trees.

"Master, why do you to argue and fight like you do?"

"Because the make-up sex is fantastic."

"Too much info, master."

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