19. Braid his hair while he's asleep
It has been two days since, what Fang refers to as, the "Gaga Incident". Now he knew something was up with the Flock. His Max would never willingly sing or dance in front of anyone, let alone the entire Flock. And Dr. Martinez too? What is wrong with the world?
The Flock was (hopefully) asleep, so Fang decided to log-in to his blog. Seeing as how it was two in the morning and he couldn't sleep, Fang figured he might as well.
Fang's Blog
Visitor Number: we should really replace this thing
Hey guys. Its been a while. But hey, I got my reasons.
The Flock's been up to something they're not telling me. Even Max's mom is involved. If she's in on it then it might be pretty bad. And its about me. Crap.
Hopefully what ever it is that's going on will stop soon. If not, well, wish me luck
Fly on,
Fang
Fang sighed as he logged off and shut down his laptop, setting it down on his desk. Before laying down himself, he brushed his shoulder-length hair from his face, then fell asleep.
"Ok, you guys got the plan down?" Max asked Nudge, Angel, and Ella. They stood outside Fang's door , ready for the next way to annoy Fang.
"Yup! We go in really quiet, Angel makes sure Fang's asleep 'cause, well, this really wouldn't work if he was awake. I mean, wouldn't he get really mad? We are messing with his 'precious' hair again. You said it yourself Max, he loves his hair as much as he loves you. Which honestly I find really cute and kinda creepy at the same time. I mean- mmfff!" Nudge said until Ella stopped her running mouth with her hand.
"We really need to learn how to cut you off before we get interested in what you're about to say," said Ella.
Max nodded. "Agreed," both she and Angel said. Angel looked up at her and giggled.
"He's asleep," she said.
"Alright, let's do this!"
*the next day*
Fang walked into the kitchen the next morning, still half asleep. His head felt strange and something heavy was resting against the back of his neck.
You're imagining things, just keep walking and get food, he told himself.
Satisfied that his plate was pilled high enough, Fang went to sit next to Max at the table. Not looking up from her plate, she said "Hi."
"Can't talk. About to eat," he replied. Max rolled her eyes, looked at him, then had to cover her mouth with her hand in order to stifle her laughter.
Unfortunately, Fang had noticed. He gave her a confused looked, raising one eyebrow. "What?"
"Nothing, nothing," she said, fighting hard to contain her laughter.
Fang turned his head to Gazzy and Iggy when he heard the two snickering. What is going on?
"Hey guys," Dr. M said, walking into the kitchen.
"Wow Fang, don't you look pretty this morning," she said, gesturing to his hair.
"What!?" he yelled, shooting straight up from his chair and darting to the bathroom.
"Three…two…one…" Ella counted off.
"MY HAIR!"
At Fang's shout, everyone broke down in fits of laughter, tears streaming down each their faces.
Wow I made myself laugh writing this. Hope it was worth the wait!
Question: does anyone here reading this know the band Twenty One Pilots? If you do please tell me I would like to meet a fellow fan!
Till next time
~silver
