Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future
Thanks Vailskibum94 or saying what this episode might be about with Dipper and Ford. Check him out on youtube. Also TREY the Explainer too.
"Diiiiiiippeeeeeer. ….. DiiiiiiiiippeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAKE UP!"
Dipper's eyes open suddenly to see Mabel staring right in his face with fake googly eyes. "Daaaah!" He jumped up from his bed in fear. "Mabel, what was that for?!"
Mabel jumped up and down energetically. "Because of this!" Mabel pointed at a calendar to a week from now. "We are one week away from out 13th birthday!"
Dipper looked at Mabel with disbelief. "Our birthday?!" Dipper got himself out of bed and felt his head. "And it's the end of August? Where was I this whole time?"
"In that journal and the basement." Mabel joked. "Now come on, we got planning to do!"
"Wow, turning thirteen years next week." Grunkle Stan smiled as Soos decorated the living room for their party planning. "I remember when you two first visit the Mystery Shack."
(Flashback)
Dipper and Mabel were running around the shack as toddlers. "Woah, you'll break that!" the frantic Stan shouted as he saved all his props from destruction.
Then the two stopped in front of a young Wendy at the age of four. "Hey."
Dipper blushed and covered his eyes while Mabel licked the floor.
(End flashback)
"You two also doubled my business that day with your adorableness. Awwww, money."
"Welcome to teenage hood." Soos said. "The future is coming for us all, dude."
"And this will be the biggest party Gravity Falls will ever have!" Mabel set out some very complicated blueprints that require three scientists, four communists, a bagel, two and a half polar bears, and the Asteroid Belt to accomplish.
As she demonstrates the plan using moths, the ground beneath their feet began to shake. "What as that?" asked Mabel.
"Probably my stomach." said Soos. "Are you hungry?" Soos then moved his belly to make it look like it was talking. 'Summer's almost over in Gravity Falls, deal with it.' "Ahhh, possessed stomach!"
As Soos freaked out, Uncle Ford whispered to Dipper to follow him. When they're out of earshot, Uncle Ford told him some unbarring news. "Dipper, that earthquake was no natural phenomena. And I know exactly what it is." He placed his hand on Dipper's shoulder. "And I need you to help me."
"Me, right now?" Dipper looked back into the room. "Well I sort of need to plan for our birthday."
"It's our birthday?" asked Ford.
"No, me and Mabel."
Ford looked kind of sad. "Oh, well just planning a party should be nothing. We need to fix this now."
"But, what about…."
"Don't worry, bro-bro."
Dipper jumped a bit and turned to see Mabel holding two backpacks.
"Why of course you can go on an adventure with Uncle Ford to save the world or whatever." Mabel handed him a bag. "Just make sure you'll be at our party."
"Of course, Mabel." Dipper put the bag on. "It's our 13th birthday, wouldn't want miss that."
"And this will be our year when people will stop telling us to be interested in Pokemon and Poptarts!"
"What does that mean?" asked Dipper.
"Boats!" Mabel smiled randomly, and then threw a walkie talking at Dipper. "Just in case you need me!"
"Well, here it is." Ford and Dipper are now looking over Gravity Falls on a faraway Cliffside. "Dipper, what would you do if I told you-"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh!" Dipper shrieked like a fangirl.
"… That there's an alien spaceship buried underneath Gravity Falls."
"Aliens?!" Dipper took out journal number 3 and showed Ford the page with a U.F.O. and an alien with a single antenna. "You mean this?"
"Correct." Ford looked over at the unusual formation on the two cliffs of Gravity Falls. "I've discovered an abandoned ship nearby which I believe can create earthquakes. Unfortunately I was unable to find any real aliens, just images of what they look like."
Ford showed Dipper a fake rock which hid a ladder down underground. As they climbed down, Dipper thought of a question. "Ford, do you think that maybe all the paranormal activities in Gravity Falls came from aliens?"
Then Ford burst out laughing. "And what, you thing that maybe they killed off the dinosaurs and created us just to have us mine gold with our primitive tools?"
"What do you mean you'll be out of town next week?" Mabel was standing next to Candy at her house.
"I'm so sorry; my family always goes on vacation on the last week of August."
"But …. After my party, Dipper and I will have to leave back home."
Candy hugged Mabel. "I'll always cherish your friendship."
Mabel walked away, holding in the rest of her emotions.
Ford and Dipper felt a small earthquake as they walked down a hallway. "We're getting close."
On the next turn, Dipper and Ford looked upon the old saucer, connected to the underground station. "The controls should be inside, and we'll need two people to shut it down."
Mabel tried contracting Dipper, but couldn't get a connection. "Where are you Dipper, underground?"
Then Grenda came by with her lizard on her shoulder and Candy. "Grenda, I guess Candy already told you, huh?"
Grenda and Candy looked at each other. Then Grenda burst into tears. "Mabel, I'm going on vacation too!"
"What?!" Mabel stood up and held her chest. "Wait, my two best friends won't be at my party and my last day here?"
The three girls hugged each other and cried quietly.
Grunkle Stan walked into Dipper and Mabel's room to find the poor girl looking through her photo album. "I can't believe this summer's almost over."
Grunkle Stan sat beside her. "Mabel, I know it isn't easy to say goodbye." He rubbed the back of his neck, trying to find words. "But listen to this."
Mabel looked at her Great Uncle.
"You see, at first I didn't want to watch you two kids the whole summer."
"What?" Mabel raised an eyebrow.
"No offense, but I thought I might go crazy looking after you kids. I was really surprised your parents asked me to watch you. But my gut told me to let you kids stay, and let me tell you, that was the best decision my gut ever made."
Mabel looked up to him and smiled.
"You two are great. I can sort of say you're like the kids I'd never had. And just to think what would happen if you two never came here. Gideon would have taken over the shack and I would have never been able to save Ford." Stan placed his hands on Mabel's shoulder. "But remember this, you can always cherish your memories of this place, but you still have the rest of your life think look forward to. Like finish school, go to prom, drive your first car, crash that car; and finding a calling in life." Stan rubbed Mabel's head. "And don't you think we're not ever going to see each other again. I would happily give into what the kids call 'getting with the time' and use those small computers to talk to you."
Mabel smiled and a single tear ran down her cheek. "Thanks Grunkle Stan."
"No, I should really be thanking you."
Suddenly, a huge earthquake accord.
The quake spread all throughout Gravity Falls and was felt by everyone like Mayor Tyler, The Northwest and Pacifica."
Pacifica Fans: "THERE SHE IS! OMG! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER AFTER THE PARTY? DID HER PARENTS HURT HER!?" (I'm a part of this too…..)
Seeing she could not get a signal, Mabel rushed over to Soos and asked her to drive over to where Dipper and Ford are. "I'm coming Dipper!"
"Uncle Ford, what is that?!"
Dipper and Ford now see a small creature with an antenna.
"I don't believe it, an actual alien." Ford said in aww.
"Ahem." The alien spoke. "I was living on this planet long before you two were born, racist."
Dipper raised an eyebrow. "How is that…."
"You're probably he because of the shaking, em I right?" The alien slouched on the wall. "Yeah, I was sleeping waaaaaaay over there, behind that trap door." The alien pointed to Ford. "Saw this guy on my security system, installed in ma brain." He points at his antenna. "And I think that you think you can stop my business plan."
"Business plan?!" Ford looked at the alien oddly.
"Yep, made some deal with a triangle, or maybe not. I was sleeping. I'm a gonna shake this place up sooooo much. Don't know why though. But at least some knickknacks will get knocked off ….. I should have finished college."
Mabel ran through the forest as fast as her legs can take her. "Please be alright Dip."
"Woooooah. You got … something on your head." After Dipper dodged the alien's lasers, minus his now burned hat, the alien noticed the birthmark on Dipper's head. "I think you're important or something, like what my parents used to think about my smarts."
Dipper felt his forehead. "What do you mean? Did Bill say anything?"
"Well ….. uuuuuuhhhhh."
"I can't deal with him anymore." Dipper turned around and walked away to help Ford stop the Earthquakes.
"I think I can cancel it with the U.F.O.'s computer." After deciphering the code, Ford discovered something shocking. "Oh my … it can't be…."
Mabel ran through the alien pathway to the ship. "I'm coming, Dipper! Mabel's her to ….. huh?" Mabel stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the alien tied up and Ford and Dipper talking.
"But I can't stay in Gravity Falls. I'm only here for the summer."
"You must." Ford placed both his hands on Dipper's shoulders. "If what I'd uncovered is true, the end is approaching and I can't risk this world defenseless. You are Pinetree, I'm sure your sister will understand."
"Understand what?"
"What do you mean Ford want you to stay here?!" Mabel was yelling furiously at Dipper in their bedroom, depraved from electricity due to the earthquakes damaging the power poles.
"Listen to me, Mabel. I want to help stop Bill, but even this is-"
"No, you listen!" Mabel poked at her brother. "I learned that Grenda and Candy are leaving next week for vacation and I want to spend each and every moment with you, on our Birthday before WE leave together back home!"
"That's just it Mabel, I won't stay here."
Mabel gave Dipper a small glare. "Well how should I know if you won't change your mind?"
Dipper clenched his fist and took out his pinkie. "I pinkie swear. No matter what happens, we're doing this together and we're going home together."
Mabel looked at Dipper's innocent eyes. Feeling grief for letting out her steam on Dipper, she smiled and held her Pinkie out "Pinkie Swear."
"And now it's time for everyone's favorite show, 'Kill the Mood, Bill!'"
"Ah ha ha ha! It's a beautiful evening today!" Bill Cipher appeared in a person's dream. "Now to ruin your media life!" Bill took out a list. "Children are hungry in Africa because you don't care. World governments will weaponize the weather. Companies prefer robots over human employees. And you should consider going on a chicken strike."
Bill then poofed up a list and put on his reading glasses. "Now to name the next soon to be dead character in Games of-"
"What the heck is this?" asked the dreamer, Pacifica.
"Oh where are my manners?" Bill poofed up two chairs and a plate of tea and cookies. "The name's Bill Cipher. Just think of me as a magical spirit that helps people in need. And I also want to say A Very Happy Unbirthday!"
"To me?"
"To you!"
"You lost me."
Bill laughed softly. "Look, I have some information from the future that you won't like."
Pacifica felt completely out of her mind, talking to a cyclops triangle in her own dream, but her experiences so far with the paranormal allowed her to accept anything. "What is it?"
"Guess whose birthday's coming up the last day of August."
Pacifica felt in her heart that she already figured it out. "Mabel and Dipper's?"
"Correct!" A drill and flashing lights appeared around them. "Me, tell her what she won. Your dad's going to hear about this and decide to move your birthday party on the exact same day!"
Pacifica's eyes bulged. "He wouldn't … he would." The poor girl sighed. "Let me guess, it's to get back at them for that ghost without looking like a bad guy."
"Yep." Bill floated onto Pacifica's head like a sheet of paper. "And you've been writing fanfictions of you and Dipper kissing."
"WHO TOLD YOU!?"
Bill floated up. "What can I say, I like this ship." Pacifica then noticed that she and Bill are on a cruise ship. "Why what is that?" Bill's eye turned it into a telescope. "Red headed ice burg! Dead ahead!"
Pacifica ran to the bow to see an ice burg the shape of Wendy's head. "Doesn't she work in that shack? Wait, what does she have to do with Dipper?"
"I can hear those glees now." Bill sat on the railing, waving his arms out. "So, want to help the twins with their future problem? You're like the perfect one to help."
End
A/N: Sorry, I had to make another Pacifica and Bill deal again. I just feel like Pacifica can be the perfect puppet for Bill to use to get into the Mystery Shack(Which I believe he'll use more than one). She must still have family issues and most likely want to hang out with Dipper. Plus, Dipper's finally getting over Wendy and becoming a teenager very soon.
"12 year olds shouldn't focus on romance. They should focus on pokemon and pop tart." – Alex Hirsch
