"Zzzz...snore..."

Wigglytuff looked at the glowing numbers on her alarm clock.

1:34 A.M. Hmm...time to go!

He dug into the folds of his bed and took out a little medallion made of metal. He pressed the button. A swirly, red and blue portal appeared below his feet. Wigglytuff fell through it, leaving the human world behind. Sure, he could have stayed longer, but he was on a mission. All he had to do was make sure that they were the real deal.

And it's not like Chatot would let him go on vacations. That meanie.

-Just imagine a cool transition sequence here-

Deep into the night, a small, swirly portal slowly appeared in the Guildmaster's room. Guess who it was?

Yeah, it was (OBVIOUSLY) the Guildmaster, back from his nice vacation. He landed on his bottom.

"Owowow..." the Guildmaster whined.

"Guildmaster! You have returned!" Chatot said, keeping his voice down. "How was your search? Did you find the whereabouts of Team Discordia?"

"Hmm..." Wigglytuff took a while to ponder this.

Don't tell me...he forgot? Chatot worried. He quickly shook his head, refusing to believe such nonsense. No, no, of course not. The Guildmaster could not forget an important matter such as this. It's simply not possible.

"Yes!" the Guildmaster exclaimed.

"R-really?" Chatot asked. He jumped up and down. They were here! They were safe! Yes! "Where are they?"

"In the human world!"

This made Chatot freeze. His blood suddenly froze up, and he wondered if he imagined Wigglytuff's word.

"Excuse me, Guildmaster... D-did you say the h-human world?"

"Yes, yes I did!"

"..."

"Hm? Is there something wrong?"

"SQUAWK!" Chatot shrieked. He started flying back and forth, back and forth. When he realized that he probably woke up the rest of the guild, he froze in his place...and fell to the ground.

"Chatot, are you OK?"

"The human world! How horrible!" Chatot continued. He jumped up and flew around again. "Guildmaster, how disastrous!"

"Hmm, I don't know," Wigglytuff mused. "They seemed pretty happy to me."

This surprised Chatot. Happy? In the human world? The one place where crimes ranged from petty pranks to devastating manslaughter?

"I-impossible, Guildmaster! You've heard of the crimes there! How could they survive in such a world?"

"Hmm..." Wigglytuff pondered this.

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Wigglytuff responded by snoring. With his eyes open. Of course.

"Guildmaster..." Chatot sighed. "Please wake up."

"Snorfle...yawn... Huh?"

"S-squawk! As you were saying, Guildmaster?"

"Oh yeah! They were happy in the human world!"

"Please explain..."

"Well, they were making jokes and hanging out, and they were just having fun."

"..."

-Morning!-

"Chatot, has Team Discordia been found yet?" Bidoof asked.

"I was just getting to that, Bidoof," Chatot replied. "Everybody! We have news from the Guildmaster! Team Discordia has been found!"

The guild members jumped with excitement. HOLY FUDGE, TEAM DISCORDIA'S ALIVE! YESSSSSSS-

Ahem... Yes! The legendary team, the best of the best, the greatest team has been! No way would they have succumbed to the harsh environments, wherever they are!

"R-really?" Bidoof asked.

"Indeed!" Chatot answered.

"Excellent job, Guildmaster!" Dugtrio praised.

"Oh my gosh!" Sunflora shrieked. "Yippee!"

"Hey hey! So where are they?" Corphish exclaimed. Chatot suddenly stopped jumping.

"The..."

"Yes? Yes? Come on, out with it!" Dugtrio exclaimed.

"T-the..."

"We have to go save our friends as quickly as possible!" Chimecho told him.

"They are in the..."

Everybody held their breath, waiting for the 'fated' destination.

"...Human World."

"WHAT?" Everybody shrieked.

Each member of the guild jumped. Several gasps were heard, and one or two way was Team Discordia...in the Human World? Wait wait wait wait wait...

NO FREAKING WAY. NO. NO.

"A-are you sure that information is correct?" Dugtrio asked.

"The...H-human World?" Bidoof muttered faintly.

"Eeek!" Sunflora shrieked.

"Everybody, please calm down!" Chatot shouted. "Team Discordia ia all right! The Guildmaster here has confirmed it."

Again, each member of the guild jumped. This time from surprise, not fear. Happy? In the Human World? What?

What?


I'm taking a look at the word count right now. Without this Author's Note, IT'S 666. AW YEAH.

Because this chapter was FREAKING EVIL TO WORK WITH. Seriously, it was. Hardest chapter as of right now. JEEZ.

-sighs- Yeah, go ahead and laugh. 666. I'm kinda laughing too right now. Hehe.

All right, next update is uncertain. Maybe next Saturday if I have enough creativity for this story.

Thank you for reading!