Ha ha ha! Welcome back to FFXIII Cast Review! Or if you came from chapter 8. Hi, took your time didn't you? Anyway, today's review will be more about me. Yes, yes…call me self-indulgent but hey, I got nothing in my mind right now, so…Also, I might just have a new host at the same time! So forgive me if you happen to get Price's voice down just right in your head. Well, writing a summary about me would be weird so onwards, once again, as the FFXIII Cast Reviews:
The Director
Serah: Huh?
Hope: What?
Director: 'Ello.
Fang: Who the hell are you?
Director: Your new host.
Lightning: You got a weird accent as well.
Snow: The Director sounds like a Scottish. Heh heh.
Director: Yeah. Do you got a problem there?
Snow: Not really, but are you just ripping off some tv character or something?
Director: Nah. Don't even watch that much.
Vanille: Then where's Price?
Director: We had to let him go. Apparently being a Major General for a counter-terrorist unit is quite a stressful job.
Lightning: I blame Snow.
Serah: I blame you.
Lightning: What! Why?
Serah: You acted so out of character the other time it was almost tiring to watch you, even for me!
Lightning: I did not! Director, give me my sword!
-Director request for the gunblade, normally kept out of the studio-
Lightning: See! This is blood!
Fang: Who's actually?
Lightning: You know that sheep?
Vanille: Sheepy!
Hope: Sheepy?
Sazh: Sheepy the sheep. How…original.
Fang: I thought it was dumb at first.
Snow: Got any info for sheep for us, Serah?
Serah: I don't know about Pulse sheep but Earth sheep are tasty.
Director: Got to agree there. Got to have some gravy nearby at all times with that.
Lightning: Yes…Sheepy the sheep's blood on my blade. But now it's dirty.
Director: Couldn't you just have shot it?
Lightning: …
Serah: Exactly my point! My sis would never have an oversight like that!
Snow: Yes! I'm not the fool today!
Sazh: Actually Snow, you put yourself in that position.
Snow: Oh.
Vanille: Shouldn't we review something?
Serah: But what are supposed to review?
Hope: We could ask the Director.
Fang: We should.
-Everybody starts looking around for Director-
Sazh: Where is that Director person?
Studio Team: -The Director will be back, with a gun-
Hope: What!
Lightning: I wonder what gun the Director will bring.
Sazh: Me too.
Fang: I agree.
Snow: I wonder what it shoots out.
Vanille: Will it go boom?
Serah: I just hope it's a gun with significant history.
Hope: What! You people are crazy! The Director is bringing a gun! A gun!
Snow: What's wrong? You never spoke up against Light's or Sazh's weapons.
Hope: That was at an appropriate time! Director is bringing a gun to a show!
Sazh: So?
Vanille: Are you scared because of the time Snow shove a gun in your face?
Serah: You shove a gun in a kid's face?
Snow: We were saving you?
Serah: Ugh…I can't tell you how unethical that is. After this is done, you and I will be having a long talk about this.
Fang: Anyway, Hope. Director looks smart, so it shouldn't end badly.
Hope: You better be right or else I'll be staying with you tonight.
Fang: What's that supposed to mean?
Sazh: I have no idea.
Hope: Heh. Thought it sounded good as a threat.
Lightning: What's the background of Director anyway?
Snow: Yeah, at least we knew Price was from sas!
Serah: SAS, Snow. Spell it out.
Vanille: Do you think of cookies sometimes?
Lightning: Why are you asking me!
Vanille: Your straps are the colour of biscuits.
Fang: What?
-Vanille jumps on Lightning, hoping to get a bite out of one of the straps-
Lightning: Get off me!
Vanille: No! I must taste it!
Snow: What the!
-Snow and Fang try to separate the pair who are trashing about on the floor-
Serah: When will Director come back?
Sazh: I don't know.
Hope: Should I call him?
-Vanille managed to get her teeth onto one of the straps on Lightning's chest, while Fang accidently managed to put herself between the two around the stomach area. Snow gave up and started to watch the unfolding spectacle-
Snow: Whew! I'm hungry for some pretzel now for some strange reason.
Serah: I'll make some later, okay?
-Director comes bursting in-
Director: I'm back! -Spots the fight on the floor, then looks up to the rest- What I miss?
Sazh: You mean the uninteresting sight?
Hope: Happens a lot on Pulse.
Director: What?
Snow: On Pulse, the girls preferred to travel together. This happens at least twice a day.
Sazh: Yeah. Of course, we just watch from a safe distance.
Snow: We just kept watch in case something develops.
Hope: Light keeps winning though.
Lightning: Get your butt out of my face, Fang!
Fang: It's either that or Vanille eats your shirt off!
Director: You know, it strangely satisfying to see this.
Snow: I know, right!
Serah: How long would it last anyway?
Hope: Seeing as we're not on Pulse, I think it might last quite a long time.
Serah: How long exactly?
Hope: There aren't any enemies nearby to shift their focus.
Sazh: Which means it'll last until they see a threat.
Serah: Oh god!
Snow: Don't worry about it!
Serah: They have to stop!
Sazh: Now?
Serah: Now!
Hope: Alright then, anybody got a plan?
-Sazh, Serah and Hope start thinking, Snow and Director continue watching the girls going from one side of the room to the other side, Until…-
Serah: Sis! Director bought a gun to kill me!
Lightning: What!
Vanille: Waht!
Fang: We should beat him up!
Director: Huh?
-Director get thrown out of the window-
Serah: Umm…
Lightning: Did the Director hurt you?
Vanille: Hey! The Director dropped this.
Sazh: Looks like a gun.
Fang: The Director's gun?
Snow: The Director's gun.
Hope: It looks smaller than yours, Sazh.
Serah: Anyway, the Director seems to out of it for now. Should we review this for next time?
Fang: Might as well.
Sazh: But what model is it?
Vanille: We can find out! It'll be fun!
Hope: You think dirt is fun.
Vanille: Hope doesn't seem to be into it.
Lightning: Serah! Why do you smell like chocolate-chip cookies?
Vanille: Cookies!
Ha! That was nothing like a review! And I got toss out the window. As you can tell, we'll be finding out what model gun Director was using! So till then, brush your teeth wash your armpits and go to bed early!
