Author: Coopster5000 aka Me!
Rating: PG-13 for language
Uber Setting: Contemporary
Status: FINISHED!
Feedback: Yes please, everything is welcome
Summary: Willow's parents enlist the help of a reality TV show to improve their daughter's love life.
Disclaimer: Based on the T.V. show Parental Control on MTV. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy.
Chapter 9: Paybacks A Bitch
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"Umm close your eyes," Tara asked as she lead Willow through a gate.
"Why, is something kinky gonna happen?" asked Willow as she fallowed the blonde's order.
"Umm," Tara hesitated before asking Willow to do something else. "Okay know slowly step down."
Without faltering or complaining Willow lowered her foot. "Ooh, warm," Willow smiled as her feet came into contact with warm water. "Can I open my eyes now?"
"Yeah, open your eyes," Tara said in a breathy tone.
"Wow…oh wow," Willow said in a light airy voice as she took in the sight of the aquarium. "This is amazing!"
"Whistle," Tara asked.
"What?"
"Whistle like you're calling a dog," she clarified.
As soon as she let out a high pitch whistle, ripples started to appear in the water. "What … what's going on?"
"Watch," Tara got out just as a dolphin jumped out of the water.
"Holy crap," Willow shouted out with a smile, as she watched the dolphin jump into the air. "Oh my god, that's amazing!"
"Wanna go in?" Tara asked as she slipped an arm around the redheads waist, gently guiding her into the aquarium.
***
"Oh wow, wow," mimicked Kennedy as she made fun of her girlfriend. "It's a giant pool…whoopee!"
"Oh look how cute they look together," smiled Sheila as she tapped her husband's leg, ignoring Kennedy's rude outbursts.
"I don't know what is more boring, Willow's date," yawned Kennedy "or sitting here with you."
"Well since you're getting replaced anyhow, why don't you just leave?" Mr. Rosenberg said as he scooted closer on the couch to look at Kennedy.
"Please, you're never getting rid of me," grinned Kennedy as she rolled her eyes at the older man. "Your daughter loves me, and that's that."
"If you say so Damien," quipped Sheila.
***
"What's his name?" asked Willow as she and Tara paddled their way through the lukewarm water.
"Her name is Sally and she is three years old," said Tara as she rubbed the nose of the female dolphin.
"Oh! I'm sorry," exclaimed Willow, embarrassed that's she mistook the dolphin for a male.
"Don't be," grinned Tara as she swam closer to the redhead. "Sally doesn't mind."
"No, I guess she doesn't," smirked Willow as she circled her arms around Tara's stomach, the dolphin swimming idly behind her. "So what now?"
"Stay still, keep your feet straight," smiled Tara as she unhooked Willow's arms from around her waist and swam a few paces away. Placing her forefinger and middle finger into her mouth, she let out two short whistles followed by a long one.
"What's happening?" Willow asked, her eyebrows wrinkling together.
"Just wait," smiled Tara. As soon as the words were out of her mouth another dolphin popped out of the water, the head of the animal pressing against the bottom of the redhead's feet shooting her a few feet into the air.
"Holy s**t," cursed Willow, surprised as she resurfaced. "What was that?"
"That was Max," Tara said as she padded over to her date. "And you just dolphin dived."
"Did I now," grinned Willow as she splashed a small wave of water at the blonde. "What does a dolphin kiss look like?"
"Well, I can call Sally over and she can show you," smiled Tara as she floated closer to the redhead.
"Uhh…how about you show me instead," smirked Willow as she rapped one hand behind Tara's head and the other she used to grip her exposed hip, bringing her closer.
"Alight," Whispered Tara, her lips mere inches away from Willow's.
"What the f***ing f**k!" shouted Kennedy, grabbing the pillow beside her and throwing it down forcefully onto the couch as she stood up in anger. "This is such bulls**t!" Kennedy growled out in frustration as she kicked over the coffee table.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" yelled Ira as he pushed himself off of the couch to confront the agitated brunette. "Knock it off," he grumbled as he tipped the table back onto its legs.
"This is ridicules! She can't, she can't just go around kissing other people," declared Kennedy, her face flushed red with anger.
"But you can go around sleeping with other people?" Sheila shot back from the couch as she watched the teenage have a hissy fit. She grabbed the pillow that the brunette had tossed aside earlier and brought it to her chest.
"This is so…uhh!" Kennedy growled out in frustration before marching off to the kitchen where the sound of glass being smashed was heard.
Sitting back down onto the couch next to his wife, "Looks like we've finally hit a nerve."
"And Willow might have finally found someone better," Sheila said, pointing to the T.V. screen where her daughter and the blonde were making out feverously.
***
There lips parted gently at first, almost hesitantly. Willow's eyelids fluttered open slowly, twitching close twice before open completely once again to look at the gorgeous blonde before her.
"Wow," she whispered as she stared into Tara's darkening blue eyes. "That was uh…fun," she smiled widely.
"Wanna t-try something else f-fun before we leave?" Tara asked the redhead, her hands lowering from the girl's damp hair to rest around her waist.
"Yea," Willow said, the smile never leaving her face. "Like what?"
Once again, Tara raised her forefinger and middle finger to mouth, whistling for the dolphins to resurface around her and Willow. Grabbing onto Sally's dorsal fin, she gestured for Willow to follow suit with Max. "Hold on," she said, as she patted Sally on the side to get her to start swimming.
