"The Ultimate Ridonculous Race"

Rated T for a bit of language

Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama, The Ridonculous Race or any of it's characters. Total Drama, The Ridonculous Race, and all of its characters are owned by Fresh TV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. I also do not own anything associated with WWE, Hasbro, Mattel, Universal Pictures, Nickelodeon, Disney, Marvel, DC Comics, FOX, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Nintendo, Capcom, YouTube, MTV, Hanna-Barbera, Konami and such. Anyway, my good friend Jeff Hardy Fan VR1 insisted I do my own take on the Total Drama spinoff, the Ridonculous Race. Instead of 18 teams, we're going with 66 teams from your favorite games, TV shows, and cartoons as they travel around the world to race in the most excruciating challenges ever thought of in God's green earth! Anyway, sit still and enjoy!


Chapter 9: The Race Begins, Part 5


"Welcome back once again to the Ultimate Ridonculous Race, as the rest of our teams are trying so hard to make it to the chill zone on time." Don said off-screen. "Meanwhile, the Sea Creatures, SpongeBob and Patrick, are still scared s***less as ever."

The scene switched over to SpongeBob and Patrick, who were still shivering to death about taking the long fall down from the CN Tower's skydeck.

"I'm still scared, buddy." Patrick cried.

"Me too!" SpongeBob nodded. "I'm wetting myself already!"

Just for comedic effect, a leak of water began bursting out of his spongeholes and dripping it all across the skywalk, making it a little wet and slippery.

"Oh no, it's already happening!" SpongeBob cried out.

The display ended up grossing out Falco Lombardi (who was in the skydeck), who had no choice but to cringe.

"Okay, that's just f***ed up there." Falco said, pointing to SpongeBob at the camera.

Confessional - The Sea Creatures

"I c-c-couldn't help it, o-k-k-kay?" SpongeBob shivered in tears.

"If you see him afraid of heights like this, you should see him reacting to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy being canceled." Patrick pointed out.

Confessional - The Space Pilots

"Seriously, is that how sponges pee?!" Falco reacted in stunned shock. "That's seriously one messed-up sponge!"

"No kidding. I really hate to see how sponges poop..." Fox gulped.

*FLASH!*

Meanwhile, as Falco jumped, Dolph Ziggler approached up the skydeck as Lana watched him on the observation deck.

As the Ravishing Russian cheered him on, the showoff managed to take a quick leap off the platform, falling all the way down to the flag-wrapped poles.

"Ha, this is gonna be a piece of cake!" Dolph shouted.

However, something was coming up his way from the fall. To Dolph's unexpected surprise...

...

...

...it was Dan Conner, who was bouncing back after taking a travel tip.

"Out of my way, blondie!" Dan shouted at Ziggler.

Fearing a total upside-down head-on collision in the air, Ziggler did the right thing by flinging to the right, therefore getting out of Dan's way. He looked up at Dan, taking in one relieved smirk and had a few words to say:

"Ha, you think you can bump into me? Tough break, fat-"

That was all that Dolph Ziggler would say, when suddenly...

*THWACK!*

Ziggler's nuts landed on the tip-wrapped pole, shattering his little showoffs in front of everyone watching at home!

"O moy Bog!" Lana gasped in her native Russian, "Ty v poryadke, Dol'f?" [1]

"I THINK I MIGHT HAVE MISCARRIED!" Ziggler screamed in a high-pitched voice.

Confessional - The Blondes

"So much for having to dodge a bullet..." Ziggler gulped, still in his high pitched voice.

"Especially one who almost weighs as much as Rusev." Lana nodded before turning to Dolph, "You up for another ice pack?"

"I would, but I think one of my nuts is still dropping..." The Showoff gulped in pain.

*FLASH!*

Meanwhile, Rey Mysterio was leaping off the skydeck for the Pride of Mexico when he suddenly saw an eagle fly towards him. From the looks of the eagle, he was looking to snap off his rope, just like what he did to Nikki.

But Rey wasn't having it this time.

"Oh, ain't happening on my watch!" Rey exclaimed.

Using quick reflexes, Rey turned his body into a corkscrew and hit the eagle with a 619! Weird enough, he did a 619 while bungee jumping! As the eagle was knocked all the way down to the floor, Rey decided to taunt him as an insult to injury.

"Ha, you think you can snap my rope like that?!" Rey replied. "Tough luck, ya bir-"

However, he was cut off when all of a sudden...

*WHACK!*

Rey's entire body landed smackdab on the pole, leaving everyone to cringe in the observation deck.

"Oww, my cajones..." Rey muffled.

Confessional - The Pride of Mexico

Rey Mysterio was spending the confessional with a huge pole mark labeled from his head down to his legs.

"No me gusta que el polo maldito, lo juro!" Rey groaned in Spanish. [2]

"Tell me about it..." Alberto nodded in unison.

*FLASH!*

Back at the airport, the five remaining teams (Brothers 2.0, Reality TV Pros, The Policemen, The Surfer Couple and Step-Brothers) who took the 20-minute penalty for getting a travel tip without jumping off a skydeck, finally got their time up as they got back on the chillzone.

"Well, look at you all!" Don exclaimed to the five teams. "Nice of you to rejoin us at the chill zone! Welcome to the next round!"

28th Place: Joey & Parker Rooney - Brothers 2.0

29th Place: Cody & LeShawna - Reality TV Pros

30th Place: Mike Biggs & Carl McMillan - The Policemen

31th Place: Geoff & Bridgette - The Surfer Couple

32th Place: Drake Parker & Josh Nichols - Step-Brothers

Meanwhile, more teams began scrolling down the zipline and landing on the chill zone.

"Looks like we have more teams coming in!" Don exclaimed.

The teams that were coming down the zipline were as followed:

33rd Place: Dan & Roseanne Conner - The Blue-Collar Couple

34th Place: Dolph Ziggler & Lana - The Blondes

35th Place: Fox McCloud & Falco Lombardi - The Space Pilots

36th Place: Throttle & Vinnie - Biker Mice From Mars

37th Place: "Razor" Jake Clawson & "T-Bone" Chance Furlong - The SWAT Kats

38th Place: Ryu & Ken - Karate Rivals

39th Place: Alan & Jake Harper - Father and Son

40th Place: Rusev & Summer Rae - Beast and Beauty

41st Place: Stewie & Brian Griffin - Talking Baby & Dog

42nd Place: Philip J. Fry & Bender Rodriguez - Delivery Men

43rd Place: Mario & Luigi - The Plumbers

44th Place: Joey Wheeler & Mai Valentine - The Duelists

45th Place: Alberto El Patron & Rey Mysterio - The Pride of Mexico

46th Place: Ed & Rolf - Nincompoop & Shepard

47th Place: Wolverine & Gambit - The X-Men

48th Place: Phineas & Ferb - The Brothers

49th Place: Beavis and Butt-Head - The Bums

"Congrats, Beavis and Butt-Head!" Don said, as he focused on Beavis. "You've got 49th-what the heck happened to you?!"

Don ended up examining the black eyes that Beavis had from that beatdown, thanks to Geoff. In response to this question, Butt-Head had no choice but to laugh.

"Huhuhuhuhuhuh... uh, Beavis got his ass kicked by a gay cowboy!" Butt-Head chuckled.

"Hehehe... shut up, buttmunch!" Beavis scowled at Butt-Head.

"WHY YOU-!" Geoff said as she appeared from off-screen, tackling Beavis to the floor on-screen.

And then, sounds of punches and kicks were being thrown off-screen, indicating that Geoff was beating the crap out of Beavis. Joey, Fry, and Fox were looking on, cringing to death at each blow that was given to Beavis.

"Yikes, that's gotta hurt!" Joey gulped as he cringed.

"Yeah, how did he get his fist to shove it in that thing?" Fry replied.

"Okay, that is just nasty." Fox nodded, breaking in a huge gulp.

Confessional - The Duelists

"I'm not gonna lie, but that kid's gonna need a lots of stitches." Joey replied, referring to Beavis.

"Looking at that image of that guy's fist getting shoved into his you-know-what is kinda making me sick..." Mai cringed a little.

Confessional - Delivery Men

"Wow, that gay cowboy sure got moves, that's for sure." Bender nodded.

*FLASH!*

Back at the skydeck, Logan Watson threw away the rope that he needed to bungee jump for the travel tip.

"Huh, I don't need no rope! Rope's for babies!" Logan scoffed. "I... am a human bird!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME, LOGAN, YOU CAN'T FLY!" Lindy shouted from the observation deck.

"Shhh, you're ruining the moment, Lind!" Logan scowled at her sister.

"Oh crap, I can't look..." Lindy muttered to herself, looking the other way.

Logan then raised his arms like a bird, getting to the edge of the skydeck. With a deep breath, he dove off with no rope...

...

...

...only for Nightcrawler to catch him just in time and transport.

"Oh, thank goodness..." Lindy sighed in relief.

After that, both Nightcrawler and Logan bamf-ed back to the observation deck. Logan was nothing but disappointed.

"Aww, man!" Logan groaned. "I had it!"

Worried for his well-being, Nightcrawler gave Logan Watson the rope that he needed for the bungee-jumping part.

"Vhat ve're you thinking?" The blue-skinned elf said to Logan.

"Oh man, what does a smurf like you have to ruin my fun?" Logan groaned as he headed back to the skydeck.

Confessional - Twin Sister-Brother

"See, I told you," Lindy groaned. "I frickin' told you that you don't fly."

"Basically because you paid the smurf to catch me." Logan snarled.

"For your information, he's a very handsome-looking elf, not a smurf!" Lindy groaned again.

"Then why is he all blue, then?" Logan shrugged.

Confessional - The Mutants

"Vhats vith that guy? He must be retarded." Nightcrawler shrugged.

"And to think that pink starfish was stupid enough." Shadowcat nodded along.

*FLASH!*

Meanwhile, Carl Winslow was approaching the skydeck for a minute, only to look down.

Suddenly, the big man started to get a little woozy all of a sudden.

"Carl, what's going on?" Steve raised his eyebrow.

"The fear," Carl gulped. "My fear of heights is coming back, Steve."

"That can't be true, big guy!" Steve shook his head. "We've already conquered your fear!"

"Yeah, but it's been a while since I've been in a tall place like this," Carl weakly nodded. "I'm think I'm gonna..."

Without no warning, Carl fell back and fainted on the skydeck. Red Forman, who was hooked to the rope, looked down with a smirk on his face.

"What a dumbass..." he replied.

Confessional - That 70s Couple

"That guy fainted all because he's scared of heights?" Red scoffed. "Heh, that's nothing! I once fainted seeing that wet dumbass Bob naked in our house."

"Bob couldn't help it, Red," Kitty replied to him. "A squirrel came in to our house with Bob's towel and he was trying to catch it."

"Kitty, he flashed me! I can never live that down!" Red whined a little.

*FLASH!*

As Steve began checking on him, Red dove right off the skydeck. Meanwhile, Heath Burns was planning to dive right off the skydeck himself. All that was missing was lighting his firey hair on fire.

"Aww, yeah. Time to heat things up!" Heath said, rubbing his hands.

After Heath dove off the skydeck, Red got his hand on a travel tip.

"Ha-ha! Got one!" Red exclaimed.

"Red, watch out for the fireball falling down on you!" Kitty shrieked.

"The what?" Red said, as he looked up.

To his horror, Red looked up to see Heath Burns's hair on fire, falling down on top of Red.

"Oh, sh-!" Red gulped.

But using cat-like reflexes, the middle-aged malcontent managed to swing his body to the left, therefore missing Heath my an inch. Relieved that he didn't get hit by that pyromaniac, Red took the time to taunt down at him as he flung up on that rope.

"Ha!" Red laughed. "Ya missed me, ya dumba-"

Unfortunately, Red was cut off when all of a sudden...

*BAAAM!*

Red's head hit the ceiling of the skydeck, knocking out the travel tip by his hands. All of the contestants (including his wife) cringed from the impact Red took.

"Ooooh, that's gotta bite!" Kitty hissed in fear.

"ACK! MY HEAD!" Red shouted in pain.

Confessional - That 70s Couple

Red Forman was spending his confessional with a bandage around his forehead. His wife was holding an ice pack around his noggin.

"I f***in' hate that skydeck, Kitty!" Red snapped.

"Oh come on, maybe those incidents those people were having were coincidences!" Kitty exclaimed.

"Coincidences my ass, Kitty!" Red snapped back. "That skydeck is nothing but a curse!"

*FLASH!*

Meanwhile, the team known as The Devil Hunters had approached the zipline after having grabbed a travel tip.

"Okay, I hang on to the pole, and you hang on to me, Trish!" Dante suggested.

"No, I'm the leader of this group, I say you hang on to me!" Trish suggested as well.

"Well, I founded Devil May Cry, so I say you hang on to me." Dante replied right up Trish's face.

"Well, I hired you to help stop Mundus' plan to conquer the human world by opening a gate to the demon world on Mallet Island, so I say you hang on to me!" Trish growled back at Dante.

"Oh, yeah?" Dante scoffed. "Well, I-"

Was all that Dante would say when Matt and Jeff Hardy shoved both Devil Hunters out of the way.

"Sorry, Team Extreme coming through!" Matt Hardy said, butting in.

"Nothing personal, just business, guys!" Jeff said to both Dante and Trish, before latching onto his brother Matt.

As the Hardys took off on the zipline, both the Devil Hunters argued yet again as a result.

"Are you happy now, Dante? You let the Hardys pass us!" Trish exclaimed.

"Excuse me, blondie?" Dante raised his eyebrow in offense. "I believe that was your fault! If you didn't latch onto me like I asked so, then we wouldn't be left behind in the first place!"

"Since when did you start taking orders from me?" Trish said face-up. "Like I said, I'm the leader of this team, Dante."

"As if!" Dante scoffed face-up as well. "If anything else, the only thing you're leading is sh-"

Once again, both Dante and Trish were shoved aside...

...

...

...thanks to Johnny Mundo and Melina!

"Sorry to butt in, but we have a race to win!" Johnny exclaimed.

"What he said!" Melina nodded.

Just to show himself off, Johnny hooked both of his legs on the zipline and turned his body upside down as Melina held onto his abs. He clenched his legs onto the pole and slid down easily, leaving Dante and Trish to recover what just happened.

"What were you saying now, whitey?" Trish scoffed.

"Uhhhh, you're the leader..." Dante groaned, finally giving up.

Confessional - The Devil Hunters

"Me and Dante don't really have a close relationship with each other." Trish replied.

"We're more like partners with benefits, instead that we don't have sex." Dante nodded out.

"Especially that." Trish nodded out as well.

*FLASH!*

Back at the skydeck, Applejack hopped all the way down, hoping to get her hands on a travel tip.

But as she was falling, she noticed Star Butterfly falling down without any rope attached to her.

"ARE YA CRAZY? YA GONNA GIT YOURSELF KILLED WITHOUT YOUR ROPE!" Applejack shouted at her.

"DONT WORRY, I GOT IT HANDLED!" Star said as she brought out her signature wand.

With a deep breath, Star let out a spell.

"HEFTY HOVERBOOT SURPRISE!" She shouted out.

And as she grabbed the travel tip, Star's boots levitated her in the air, making her fly. Applejack somehow stared in shock.

"How in the hay did she do that?!" She gasped. "That girl just ain't-"

Unfortunately, Applejack was cut off when she found herself tied to the travel tip-attached pole.

"OH, what?!" She groaned, trying to get herself free! "Oh, dang animal crackers, I'm stuck!"

Confessional - Country Folk

"Serves me right for havin' to look at such freaky magicians." Applejack groaned. "That gal's messed up."

"Eeyup." Big Mac nodded.

*FLASH!*

So far, the 12 remaining teams were all coming down at the zipline. Don welcomed their arrival with intentionally good graces.

"Well, here comes the rest of the pack!" Don exclaimed, "Congratulations to you, 12! Welcome to the next round."

The 12 teams who all advanced were:

50th Place: Lindy Watson & Logan Watson - Sister-Brother Twins

51st Place: Nightcrawler & Shadowcat - The Mutants

52nd Place: Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy - Ponyville's Fan Favorites

53rd Place: Hunter Huntsman & Ashlynn Ella - The Rebel Couple

54th Place: Heath Burns & Abbey Bominable - The High-Schooled Monsters

55th Place: Red & Kitty Forman - That 70's Couple

56th Place: Jeff & Matt Hardy - The Hardys

57th Place: Johnny Mundo & Melina - The Hollywood Couple

58th Place: Dante & Trish - The Devil Hunters

59th Place: Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz - The Princess and Marco

60th Place: Reese & Dewey Wilkerson - Brothers 3.0

61st Place: Raphael & Casey Jones - The Skilled Ninjas

62nd Place: Robert Freeman & Uncle Ruckus - The Angry Black Men

"So far, we're down to just four teams!" Don exclaimed as he named each team who was left standing. "We've got the Country Folk, The Neighbors, The Sea Creatures and the other team, which I seemed to forgot. Who will be moving on and who will be going home? Hang on to your seat there! This is gonna get wild!"

The scene switched over to the skydeck where Steve Urkel was checking on Carl Winslow, who was busy regaining consciousness.

"Steve, I can't go on," Carl gasped. "It's time to throw in the towel."

"But, big guy, you can't quit like this!" Steve exclaimed.

"Steve, it's obvious that I can't take on my fear again!" Carl whined.

"You can do this! I believe in you, Carl!" Steve said, grabbing his collar.

"Forget it, Steve! It's hopeless!" Carl cried out.

With a deep breath, Steve said something that caught fire inside the big guy:

"Carl, pretend Harriette is hanging onto a pole far down!"

Reacting in total shock, Carl knew what he had to do from here.

"I'M COMING, HARRIETTE!" He screamed loudly as he dove off the edge of the skydeck.

Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick were still looking down, gulping like crazy.

"Well Patrick, looks like we got no other choice." SpongeBob gulped.

"I know, buddy..." Patrick gulped as well.

"Um, just in case if we don't make it, I want you to know that I'm sorry I used your can opener to wash the dent on my plates." SpongeBob confessed to his friend clearly.

"And SpongeBob, I just want you to know I'm sorry for using the new toothbrush you had just to clean my toilet." Patrick replied.

"Oh, that's okay," SpongeBob shrugged. "It was actually Squidward's. I was actually borrowing it."

"Eh, worth a thought." Patrick shrugged.

Looking down once again, SpongeBob and Patrick decided to hold hands tightly, enduring the fall that the two were gonna take.

"You ready, buddy?" Spongebob replied.

"Ready, buddy!" Patrick nodded.

After taking a very deep breath, the two dove off the platform, taking a very huge fall.

Both Carl, SpongeBob and Patrick were taking one long fall after another, hereby passing a climbing Applejack (who was finished un-tying seconds ago). Flailing their arms out like crazy and screaming for mercy, both teams reached in...

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...

...

...and grabbed the tip

"I got it, Steve!" Carl shouted. "I got the tip!"

"Yeah, like that guy said!" Spongebob said, pointing to the neighbors before hugging Patrick. "We got the tip!"

"Yeah, and I don't care if I wetted myself down here!" Patrick nodded.

"Oh, no one cares about that," Spongebob shook his head. "Hurry up and climb, Pat!"

So far, both Carl, SpongeBob and Patrick were climbing up the rope, hoping to get both to the platform and the zipline faster.

By now, the team of Applejack and Big Mac zipped down to the airport. Which obviously meant that it was down to either Sea Creatures and Neighbors. The two were glaring at each other, climbing faster and faster in response. And as both teams got back on the platform, the two teams both raced to the zipline to see who would clinch in that second to last place (which obviously meant 64th place). After a back-to-back between both teams...

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...

...

...the Neighbors reached for the zipline first.

"All right Carl, we did it!" Steve said, celebrating for a bit.

"No, you did it." Carl winked back.

And as Carl and Steve zipped down, so did SpongeBob and Patrick (who felt sad of how this ended). One at a time, the final three teams landed on the chillzone, therefore completing the entire challenge for today.

63rd Place: Applejack & Big McIntosh - Country Folk

64th Place: Steve Urkel & Carl Winslow - The Neighbors

65th Place: SpongeBob SquarePants & Patrick Star - The Sea Creatures

"Looks like we have our last final three teams!" Don exclaimed.

With such sorrow, the host approached both the sponge and the starfish.

"Guys, I'm sorry, but you finished last so it's time for you to go home." Don sighed.

"I know, it's a shame we got to go home early." SpongeBob sighed as well.

"And I never got to see any rocks I could lay in." Patrick groaned.

But suddenly, Don's face changed from disappointed to thrilled in a second.

"However, that's what I would've said if I didn't tell you that you're not the last team on here!" Don exclaimed. "Congratulations, you get 65th place and you move on!"

Shock instilled both SpongeBob and Patrick's faces. The two couldn't believe they had another chance at the million. With crazed happiness in their faces, SpongeBob and Patrick hugged each other while learning of this news.

"YES! WE'RE SAFE, BUDDY!" SpongeBob screamed.

"WHOO-HOO!" Patrick hollered out. "WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING!"

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S MORE FUN THIS WAY!" SpongeBob screamed again.

"Yep, you two race for another day!" Don smirked as he nodded. "Now that crap's out of the way, time for me to take care of a little business..."

Back at the CN tower, both Karl and Heather finally got out of the darkened rope-only elevator.

"Finally, we're here!" Heather groaned. "I am never going through that ever again!"

"No kidding, my blisters are even getting blisters as it is!" Karl whined in pain.

"Oh, shut up and let's get a travel tip!" Heather exclaimed.

Making a quick rush for the Don Box, Heather pressed the button...

...

...

...

...but no travel tip came out of it.

"What the heck?" Heather groaned. "Why isn't it coming out?"

"I don't know? Maybe it's broken." Karl suggested.

But before Heather could explain herself, a TV popped out behind the Snobby Couple. The first person who came out of the TV was the host himself, Don.

"Well, it's about time you showed up," Don smirked. "Congratulations on finally making it up top!"

"There's something wrong with the Don Box!" Karl pointed out.

"Oh, that..." Don muttered. "Sorry to break this out to you, but the challenge is over. Which means since that you two would obviously been the last team to make it to the chill zone, your time on Ridonculous Race is up. So it's time for you two to say goodbye."

"WHAT?!" Heather reacted in shock. "That is not fair!"

"Says the team that should have taken the stairs and elevator in the first place, but instead decided to take up my entire show time having to climb up a rope-only elevator." Don replied to them sternly. "Have a nice safe trip home, guys!"

After his little speech was done, the TV turned right off, leaving Heather and Karl alone inside the observation deck.

"See what you did, now?!" Heather said, hitting Karl in the arm.

"Excuse me, you suggested we'd take the third elevator in the first place!" Karl cried out.

"Well, I didn't know it was gonna be dark with a rope tied around it!" Heather snapped back. "It's your fault we lost!"

"Oh no, don't blame this on me!" Karl said, shaking his head. "If it wasn't for your constant whining and squeaking..."

While both Heather and Karl both argued at one another, the switched switched back to the airport where Don was standing right behind three huge planes.

"Well, what a ride that was." Don smirked. "But we've got plenty more to come from here! Since all of our 65 teams have arrived here nicely, they'll be traveling in three separate planes, taking them to their next destination. Each plane will represent three groups."

Plane 1: Husband & Wife, The Singer-Songwriters, Twin Sisters, Cousins, The Ghosts, The Hedgehog & Echidna, Best Friends 2.0, The Royal Couple, The Technicalists, Seinfeld's Friends, The Hype Bros., The Evil Couple, Sockhead & Scammer, Dopers, The Dudley Boyz, The Top Secret Couple, The Long Distance Couple, The Angry Critics, Best Friends, The Secret High School Sweethearts

Plane 2: Grandpa & Pickleboy, The Simpsons, The Scientists, The Dark Knights, Heroes for Hire, The Camp Counselors, The Time-Travelers, Brothers 2.0, Reality TV Pros, The Policemen, The Surfer Couple, Step-Brothers, The Blue-Collar Couple, The Blondes, The Space Pilots, Biker Mice From Mars, The SWAT Kats, Karate Rivals, Father and Son, Beast and Beauty

Plane 3: Talking Baby & Dog, Delivery Men, The Plumbers, The Duelists, The Pride of Mexico, Nincompoop & Shepard, The X-Men, The Brothers, The Bums, Twin Brother-Sister, The Mutants, Ponyville's Fan Favorites, The Rebel Couple, The High-Schooled Monsters, That 70's Couple, The Hardys, The Hollywood Couple, The Devil Hunters, The Princess and Marco, Brothers 3.0, The Skilled Ninjas, The Angry Black Men, Country Folk, The Neighbors, The Sea Creatures

"This race is about to get intense, folks!" Don exclaimed. "The pressure is building up! Who will lead all the way for a chance at a million dollars? Who will wet their pants enough just to make me get a sick kick out of it? All of these answers will be answered on the next installment of... The Ultimate Ridonculous Race!"

Elimination Interview - The Snobby Couple

"This is so unfair!" Heather whined.

"I can't believe we traveled all the way to Toronto from Pasadena, only to be eliminated hours earlier!" Karl whined as well. "How unfair and downtrodden is that?!"

"We are never coming back to this show again!" Heather exclaimed. "Even if the show begs us to come back for some kind of crappy reunion show, we won't go! That's how cheap, heartless and gross this show is, which by the way, I am never watching again! Ever! I swear, this show is grosser than Avery's stupid filthy puppies!"

End

The scene then ends with Karl and Heather going down the same kind of stairs that the teams all traveled up on.

"Hey, how are we supposed to get home?" Karl replied. "We sorta spent all of our bus money here."

"Shut up and don't talk to me, okay?" Heather scowled at him.

"Got it, lovebunny.." Karl groaned as he kept on following her.


[1] - Translation: "Oh my God! Are you alright, Dolph?"

[2] - Translation: "I hate that frickin' pole, I swear!"

Wow, that took a frickin' long time to do. At least I finally got this frickin' chapter out of the way. Anyway, let's do standings and see what we have!

Standings:

1st Place: Al and Peggy Bundy - Husband & Wife

2nd Place: Austin Moon & Ally Dawson - The Singer-Songwriters

3rd Place: Liv & Maddie Rooney - Twin Sisters

4th Place: Will & Carlton Banks - Cousins

5th Place: Porter Geiss & Spectra Vondergeist - The Ghosts

6th Place: Sonic & Knuckles - The Hedgehog & Echidna

7th Place: Howard Wolowitz & Raj Koothrappali - Best Friends 2.0

8th Place: Daring Charming & Apple White - The Royal Couple

9th Place: AJ Styles & Shelton Benjamin - The Technicalists

10th Place: George Costanza & Cosmo Kramer - Seinfeld's Friends

11th Place: Zack Ryder & Mojo Rawley - The Hype Bros.

12th Place: Alejandro & Heather - The Evil Couple

13th Place: Edd & Eddy - Sockhead & Scammer

14th Place: Steven Hyde & Michael Kelso - Dopers

15th Place: Bubba Ray & D-Von Dudley - The Dudley Boyz

16th Place: Monty Monogram & Vanessa Doofenshmirtz - The Top Secret Couple

17th Place: Tyler James & Nikki Ortiz - The Long Distance Couple

18th Place: Angry Video Game Nerd & Nostalgia Critic - The Angry Critics

19th Place: Bart Simpson & Milhouse - Best Friends

20th Place: Flash Sentry & Twilight Sparkle - The Secret High School Sweethearts

21st Place: Angry Grandpa & Pickleboy - Grandpa & Pickleboy

22nd Place: Homer & Marge Simpson - The Simpsons

23rd Place: Leonard Hofstadter & Sheldon Cooper - The Scientists

24th Place: Batman & Robin - The Dark Knights

25th Place: Deadpool & Domino - Heroes for Hire

26th Place: Xander & Emma Ross - The Camp Counselors

27th Place: Shelby Marcus & Cyd Ripley - The Time-Travelers

28th Place: Joey & Parker Rooney - Brothers 2.0

29th Place: Cody & LeShawna - Reality TV Pros

30th Place: Mike Biggs & Carl McMillan - The Policemen

31th Place: Geoff & Bridgette - The Surfer Couple

32th Place: Drake Parker & Josh Nichols - Step-Brothers

33rd Place: Dan Conner & Roseanne - The Blue-Collar Couple

34th Place: Dolph Ziggler & Lana - The Blondes

35th Place: Fox McCloud & Falco Lombardi - The Space Pilots

36th Place: Throttle & Vinnie - Biker Mice From Mars

37th Place: "Razor" Jake Clawson & "T-Bone" Chance Furlong - The SWAT Kats

38th Place: Ryu & Ken - Karate Rivals

39th Place: Alan & Jake Harper - Father and Son

40th Place: Rusev & Summer Rae - Beast and Beauty

41st Place: Stewie & Brian Griffin - Talking Baby & Dog

42nd Place: Philip J. Fry & Bender Rodriguez - Delivery Men

43rd Place: Mario & Luigi - The Plumbers

44th Place: Joey Wheeler & Mai Valentine - The Duelists

45th Place: Alberto El Patron & Rey Mysterio - The Pride of Mexico

46th Place: Ed & Rolf - Nincompoop & Shepard

47th Place: Wolverine & Gambit - The X-Men

48th Place: Phineas & Ferb - The Brothers

49th Place: Beavis & Butt-Head - The Bums

50th Place: Lindy Watson & Logan Watson - Sister-Brother Twins

51st Place: Nightcrawler & Shadowcat - The Mutants

52nd Place: Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy - Ponyville's Fan Favorites

53rd Place: Hunter Huntsman & Ashlynn Ella - The Rebel Couple

54th Place: Heath Burns & Abbey Bominable - The High-Schooled Monsters

55th Place: Red & Kitty Forman - That 70's Couple

56th Place: Jeff & Matt Hardy - The Hardys

57th Place: Johnny Mundo & Melina - The Hollywood Couple

58th Place: Dante & Trish - The Devil Hunters

59th Place: Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz - The Princess and Marco

60th Place: Reese & Dewey Wilkerson - Brothers 3.0

61st Place: Raphael & Casey Jones - The Skilled Ninjas

62nd Place: Robert Freeman & Uncle Ruckus - The Angry Black Men

63rd Place: Applejack & Big McIntosh - Country Folk

64th Place: Steve Urkel & Carl Winslow - The Neighbors

65th Place: SpongeBob SquarePants & Patrick Star - The Sea Creatures

66th Place: Karl Fink & Heather - The Snobby Couple (Eliminated)

What will the teams go to next?

Will Liv Rooney's new-found adoration for Austin Moon make things complicated?

Will it say the same thing for Shelby herself?

Will Heath Burns try not to lit anyone on fire?

Feedbacks are welcome, my Ridonculous Racers! Until next time, same Warrior time, same Warrior channel!